Switchblade: send help
The only girl: uh oh
The only sane one: what happened
Switchblade: I've just been pushed out a window and I'm pretty sure I'm dying
The most unhinged: Omw
Switchblade: thanks
Haystack: why tf were you thrown out a window
Switchblade: reasons
Draco Malfoy rip off: he was probably caught drinking his dads beer again
Goyle rip off: lmao fr
Trashmouth: did u cry
Paranoid: why tf is that important?
Trashmouth: never seen or heard of Bowers crying
Switchblade: yeah I am
Trashmouth: never knew the Bowers gang could cry
Bathtub: they obviously have 💀
BillGates: fucking dufuses
Draco Malfoy rip off: I cried over Tatum's death in scream
Goyle rip off: I cried bc someone put my hat in mud once
The most unhinged: I don't think I've ever cried
Trashmouth: ur shitting my arse right?
The most unhinged: I hope not
Paranoid: Yeah I really hope not 💀
Bathtub: YOU'VE NEVER CRIED-?!
The most unhinged: no. Why would I?
Switchblade: Patrick doesn't feel pain or get upset over anything
BillGates: how 😨?
Trashmouth: I cried bc some kid in year 2 shoved a dead fly in my face once when I was younger
The most unhinged: that was me soz
Paranoid: wtf Patrick
Switchblade: I remember that phase you had, it was rlly weird 💀
The most unhinged: it was fun
The only sane one: 😰😰
The only girl: why tf would you do that
The most unhinged: gtg bye
Switchblade: same
Goyle rip off: they 100% know something we don't
Draco Malfoy rip off: fr
Haystack: what's for lunch?
Trashmouth: ur mum
Haystack: ☹️
The only girl: ugh 😭
Paranoid: i want a dog but I'm allergic apparently
BillGates: me when I lie
Paranoid: I don't even know what to believe anymore
Draco Malfoy rip off. Literally, like when Henry says "I'm going home" then later him and Patrick FaceTime us and they're having a sleepover
Goyle rip off: I remember that 🙄
The only girl: I'm gonna start doing that
Trashmouth: same