yes, this is a hc chapter since I'm too lazy to do an actual chapter.. I'M SO SORRY TO WHOEVER REQUESTED THIS
omg wow a wxs hc's too wahahahahah bye
also this is shitty bye
a reader who uses cheesy pickup lines on their s/o.
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Rui ヾ(•ω•')o
✧ probably laughs at you but not like in a bad way
✧ might even flirt back just to see your reaction
✧ also probably smug abt it
✧ "Rui can I use a pickup line on you again?"
"of course, go ahead."
"Are you a fart? cause you blew me away."
"..pff."
✧ also he doesn't mind if you use your pickup lines on him randomly, he might even get caught off guard.
✧ IF. IF YOU DO MANAGE TO GET HIM OFF GUARD THERE MAY BE A CHANCE THAT YOUR PICKUP LINE WOULD FLUSTER HIM
✧ he'll also enjoy that you use your pickup lines on him and not anyone else omg woww
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Tsukasa (☆▽☆)
☆ flustered, every time you do a pickup line on him he'll blush.
☆ He'll try to flirt back although he'll probably stutter and mess up...
☆ I bet he would practice in the mirror, but when he actually has to flirt he'll stutter and mess up. probably also gets really embarrassed about it.
☆ u can probably tease him about it, maybe.
☆ "Tsukasaa!"
"ha?"
"Are you a pillow? cause I'm drooling all over you."
"..."
"...boy respond."
☆ he ended up getting confused and laughed at you LMFAO but it's okay you still got a little kiss from him as an apology
☆ does he enjoy the pickup lines? yes.
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Emu (o゜▽゜)o☆
✿ she'll enjoy it! maybe a little too much but she would definitely love it
✿ she'll giggle after you use a pickup line on her, she would probably shower you with affection
and kisses!
✿ if she has the confidence she may or may not try to flirt back.
✿ "Emu, love?"
"ha? yes love?"
"kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?"
✿ she gave u a kiss omg wow
✿ pls love her and take care of her or else.
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Nene ^^;
❁ would maybe enjoy it? depends on the pickup line though.
❁it's either that she's going to laugh or stare at you blankly/ concerned.
❁ most of the time she looks at you like 'wtf'
❁ probably still enjoys the pickup lines sometimes.
❁ "nene!!"
"huh?"
"Are you my left kidney? cause ill probably take you out and then sell you on the black market"
"...."
"..."
"...why."
❁ just act sad and she'll just give you a little kiss cause she'll feel bad.
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ok thats that i hate this flmamfoafmoamofoamfoaf but its ok