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By str4wberrywaffles

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Mo still hasn't responded but I just walked inside and quickly pulled myself together.

Then one of Ellen's agents knocked on the door and said,

"Walker, it's your cue to get on stage"

So I opened the door and followed her and saw Ryan also there as Ellen yelled,

"Please welcome, Ryan Reynolds and Walker Scobell!"

It was really loud as we made our way to the couch.

Ellen started asking me and Ryan a bunch of questions about the filming, set, and our coworkers and we answered.

That's when it became more social. Asking stuff about what people have posted on social media, etc.

"Walker?" Ellen started.

"Ellen." I replied looking straight at her hoping it would be something I could crack a joke at because why not.

"Do you have a celebrity crush?"

I deadpanned while trying to process what she just said and when I finally did, my face went red, like TOMATO red.

Obviously I do but Ellen, nor the world needs to know about that

"I- No" I responded trying to sound confident as I shook my head quickly.

"BULLSHIT WALKER YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN ABO-" Ryan started when I quickly put my hands over his mouth.

"Deadpool. I'm always talking about Deadpool. Anddd that's all we need to say on that" I attempted to save myself, giving Ryan a look.

He looked like he was gonna say something so I quickly whispered, "Blake is right there in the audience I will blurt what you did last week to her and the world."

His eyes widened before muttering, "you wouldn't"

I smirked and he said, "Fine, I shut up if you shut up?"

"Deal" I muttered.

Ellen looked at us questioningly before continuing and before we knew it, it was over.

'Thank the Gods'

Yes that was a pjo reference, yes I am a nerd

But it's ok since I AM Percy

As I was getting into my car, I got a notification.

I went to check what it was and it was Mo.

THE AUDACITY SHE HAS FOR TEXTING ME AFTER GHOSTING ME-

I click on it and opened to this,

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'Momona is mean :('

WALKER SCOBELL I DID NOT DESERVE THAT NAME CHANGE

yes you did.

eh anyways i see you dodged it

you sneaky dumbass

wha-

OH YEAH WHAT WAS THE GOOD LUCK THING ABT

you didnt get it

walker ur an idiot

OK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THIS MOVING ON

TELL MEEEEEE

when ellen asked abt ur celeb crush?

i dont hv one and thats what i told her

Y/N?

Y/N Wolfhard???

that name ring a bell to you?

'HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES SHE KNOW'

who said anything about Y/N

U YA BIG DUMMY

YOUVE BEEN BABBLING NONSTOP ABT HER

FOR MONTHS

CHILL

fine so what

ellen doesnt need to know that-

eh i guess thats true

NOW CHANGE MY CONTACT BACK

NEVERR

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I closed out of messages and opened tiktok. I mean i'm bored might as well.

I opened it to see edits.

A LOT of edits.

All of..... *drumroll insert here* Y/N.

Ok maybe I a̶m̶ ̶o̶b̶s̶e̶s̶s̶e̶d̶

have a tiny crush on them.

But it's not like I'll ever meet them and get to know them personally you know?

We drive home and I entered to Leena's snickering face,

'She OBVIOUSLY saw the interview'

"So walks," she says terribly attempting to hide her obvious giggles.

"Yesss" I responded, dragging out the 's'.

"So Ryan almost outed you about Y/N, huh?" she asked.

'HOW FOR GODS SAKE DOES EVERYONE KNOW'

"Wait Y/N?" mom asked, raising her eyebrows at me.

She came to realization and when she did, her eyes lit up.

I'M NOT EVEN JOKING I SWEAR I SAW HER EYES BECOME A LIGHTER BLUE-

"Walker." she says, trying to be serious, except it was not working. Like at all.

"YOUR CELEB CRUSH IS Y/N WOLFHARD????" She asks practically squealing.

"MOM IT DOESN'T MATTER STOP" I whined before running upstairs.

I could hear Leena's muffled laughter as I did but I ran to my room and opened my phone once again.

This time I got another message from Mo.

I opened it, half annoyed and half curious, but I kinda wish I didn't because now

I can't unsee it.













It was........














Ryan Reynolds........














IN A PRETTY PINK PRINCESS DRESS











Ok, no it wasn't. That would be pretty funny though, I'll see if Blake will help me force him into that sometime.

What it actually was, was an article by some rando tea page.

'Walker Scobell has a celebrity crush, revealed by Ryan Reynolds? Who are they, who his fans think they are, and more'

I sighed and just exited messaged and this time, opened twitter.

BIG.

FUCKING.

MISTAKE.

It was all filled with,

"Who do y'all think Walker's crush is" and variations.

Occasionally there would be posts about stranger things-

Nothing too good though, mainly just the annoying eddie stans, the decent eddie stans, and ship wars which i'm not going to get into because....

they

are

i r r e l e v a n t

(mainly mileven and byler though but you didn't hear that from me)

I also got some Percy Jackson,

but even that was terrible to read-

They were all talking about Leah's skin, hair and eye color and how she shouldn't be Annabeth.

I felt bad for Leah, she had to deal with so much hate.

I quickly tweeted back,

"Hey hope you know that Leah's a perfect Annabeth. Just because you grew up with female role models who, just so happened, to be white doesn't mean they all have to be. Let people of color have a role model they can look up to for once as well-

on top of that Rick Riordan himself picked her and If you don't like her as Annabeth, just don't watch the show. Simple

Bye :)"

Honestly I was getting kinda fed up with it, every where I'd see,

"OMG, Leah isn't fit to be Annabeth"

"Annabeth isn't black"

etc. and etc.

I closed twitter and decided to sit down and read a book for some peace.

I was a few chapters in when Leena bust through the door.

'Well that didn't last long'

"GEEZ, EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING?" I said, unpleased by her presence.

"I-" She was about to make some snarky remark when Tanner bust through the god damn door.

"HAS NO ONE IN THIS GOD DAMN HOUSE HEARD OF THE TERM KNOCKING?" I yelled.

"Sorry" Tanner mumbled, kinda ashamed.

Leena didn't even bother apologizing or, for that matter, even looking like she was sorry.

Instead she said,

"Wanna watch a movie?"

I was gonna say no before she said,

"It stars Y/N~"

I quickly clamped both my hands over her mouth and said,

"Yes, I'll watch it now shut up" I responded.

I started to take my hands off her mouth when she made a very uncool remark.

"Get your crusty musty dusty hands outta my mouth walker"

I faked being offended and we watched the movie.

The movie we watched was, 'The Turning'.

I've seen the movie a million times though of course.

Y/N starred as Flora Fairchild.

*timeskip bc no one wants to read the scobell siblings' movie scene*

(If you do comment I'll see what I can do)

I walked back to my room and opened my computer, and decided to check my email, because...

Well I don't really have a because I just decided to do it because why not.

'IM BOREDDDD'

And I'm insanely bored.

I looked through my inbox and it was a bunch of the normal, 'you were mentioned in this' and '@______ liked your post'.

Mixed with the usual 'Quora Digest' Article/Question-answer things.

One email caught my eye.

It was from Shawn Levy.

Apparently he was shooting a 10 part season for a horror show he's calling, 'Neverdying' and he wanted me to audition as one of the main characters, a 14 year old boy named Leo. I read the storyline and I'm not gonna lie it was pretty good.

I responded with,

"Hey Shawn,

I read the storyline and I think I'll audition soon, Thanks for the offer!

Can you either tell me where to find the script or send me it directly?

Thanks,

Walker Scobell"

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A/N: Holy crap that was a lot-

I just wrote 1322 words, (excluding my A/N obviously)

in an hour,

AT 2:30 AM

I'm telling you I have a thing for writing at odd times (mainly when i should be asleep but I can't sleep without an unhealthy and excessive amount of melatonin)

Lmk if I should sleep bc personally I think sleep is overrated

Also i hope I was able to narrate as a 13 year old kid with a Ryan Reynolds sense of humor well.

I really hope it was somewhat decent bc Ik my writings shitty and I need to make up for the amount of time I didn't write.

Oh and if u didnt catch on you do play Flora Fairchild in this story

Just wanted to make that clear

I'm gonna stop before this A/N becomes longer than the actual chapter bc God knows it will-

Have an amazing day! (or night ofc)

Love all of y'all lots <33

-Your lovely amazing author, Lex Luthor :)

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