A Collab with fallentale4 that we both never finished but Fallen gave me permission to post
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“Tommy you little shit, come down from there,” Techno said in a commanding tone, trying to get his son down from the fridge.
For a 2-month-year-old he acts like a normal cat, God help him when he transforms into his human form and crawl
Now yes Technoblade the Blood God, Anarchist, Greek Nerd has a Son how? He was just on a walk and found a box with a cat there, so he adopted it.
He went to a vet to get the kitten check and to get nuder only to find out it was a kid and since he found him, he was legally the guardian/father of this cat child
Of course, he learned the moment Tommy (his twin named him) turned 2 he can transform into a human but right now, he's a cat
A cat that wants food his father's attention and his Grandma and Grandpa cooking and his Uncle's music the spoiled gremlin just wants all his family
“Tommy if you get down from there I'll take you to grandma,” Techno said immediately catching Tommy's attention as he jumped into his father's arms
Techno huffed as he grabbed his phone and some of Tommy's toys and went to his car only to remember Tommy's kitty carrier.
“Okay Tom's, please don't hide underneath the seats like last time,” Techno said, letting Tommy sit on the front seat as he went back to get his kitty carrier
He went back inside and looked around for Tommy's carrier, and he found it in his closet he went back inside the car only to find Tommy underneath the driver's seat meowing for him to come back faster
“Tom's come out of there,” Techno said as he pulled Tommy out of the seat and placed him into his carrier “Now come on someone wanted to see their grandparents and I think you Uncle Wilbur is there,” Techno said earnings a loud meow from Tommy
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The moment Techno reached his parents' house, Tommy immediately started thrashing around wanting to be with his Grandparents as his father took him away from his carrier and started walking to his grandparent's porch that has many plants and two crows in a shape of a heart in a kissing position
As his Dad knocked on the door, he saw that it was Grandma that opened it
“Techno! How are you?” Kristin said hugging Techno tightly with her wings enveloping Techno
“Someone wanted to see you,” Techno said showing Tommy out for Kristin.
“Aww it's my Grandbaby,” Kristin said hugging Tommy and giving him little kisses on his forehead while Tommy meowed happily at his Grandmother
“Come on inside, your Uncle Wilby brought his guitar today,” Kristin said as she brought Tommy inside while Techno followed her
The house hasn't changed much, the only major difference was the now baby photos of his son and him with the adoption papers
Even thinking about that day brings a small smile to his face before he heard “Techno, hello Mate.”
It was Phil.
“Hi Dad, someone wanted to see you, but Mom currently is spoiling them,” Techno said with a bit of a chuckle
“Aww she beat me to it,” Phil said giving a big laugh
Phil but a water bottle for Techno only for him to hear a “MOTHER WHERE IS MY NEPHEW!” Near him
He turns to see his twin (younger by 2 minutes) next to him.
“No hello Techno, No how are you Techno just where's my son damn good to know I've been replaced,” Techno said making Wilbur look slightly sorry but also not really.
"Hi Techno. Anyways! Where's my Nephew?" Wilbur asked impatiently as Techno just let out a sigh "He's with Mum she has him in her room" Techno said defeatebly as Wilbur ran straight to their Parents Room