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-ˋˏ KYU ˎˊ-
-ˋˏ SLAVING/SLAYING AS A BABYSITTER ˎˊ-
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"PRISM: WORK LIFE BALANCE but it's KYU babysitting TAEXIN's son, a doll and someone else."
"Enjoy."
The clip opens up with KYU going up an elevator with a staff member with him.
⸝⸝ STAFF ⸃ !!
Do you know what you'll doing today?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Honestly I have no idea. I originally thought I might be a fitness instructor since I saw a gym downstairs but now that I'm going to someone's house. Maybe I'll be a cleaner?
⸝⸝ STAFF ⸃ !!
You're going to CEO LEE TAEXIN's house-
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
👁👄👁
⸝⸝ STAFF ⸃ !!
-to babysit his son.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Wait why did GUNHO-hyung and JISUNG get to work normal jobs in a cafe and I have to babysit my boss's son?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(realizing TAEXIN could be watching this) I mean his kid is cute! But I'm really really anxious what if I mess up?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Hmm, I heard JAEHYUNG is also filming his PRISM: WORK LIFE BALANCE today. I wonder what he's up to.
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
(*riding on a delivery bicycle*) PD-nim!
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
If you're somehow hearing this, please send help.
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
I'm lost :(
"Why did I choose to stan these idiots /lh"
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Inside the apartment, TAEXIN's 2 year old son TAEBIN sits on the floor playing with fire trucks while KYU opens the door into the apartment.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Hellooooooooooooo~
TAEBIN turns around and look at the intruder, almost like he's offended by his presence.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
You're so cute... where are the adults- are you here alone?
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
(who tf is this man and what is he doing in my house)
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(should i be calling child protection services?) Was there no one to watch you? Where's your dad?
⸝⸝ ??? ⸃ !!
(*in a baby voice*) Aishhh this ahjussi is so loud!
KYU turns around and sees GUNO emerging from behind the couch, wearing an oversized Ninja Turtle shirt, an earpiece in one his ear and holding onto a doll.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(wtf)... hyung?
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
Who's your hyung, ahjussi?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(oh fuck I see where this is going)
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
(*carrying the doll*)
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
So GUNHO!
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
Who's GUNO?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(*sighs*) so what's your name, child?
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
(oh fuck- I did not think this through-)
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
KIM JINYOUNG. I'm 5.
⸝⸝ KIM JINYOUNG (GUNO) ⸃ !!
(*points at the doll*) and this is my brother, KIM INSEONG. He's 1 year old.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Wait a minute. Isn't your dad's surname Lee?
⸝⸝ KIM JINYOUNG (GUNO) ⸃ !!
Our dad cheated on our mom with another woman who's surname is Kim.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(that doesn't sound right-)
⸝⸝ KIM JINYOUNG (GUNO) ⸃ !!
It's a family matter. It doesn't concern you.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Ok, then.
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In a van ETHAN, YANG and JASON who are monitoring GUNO, all laugh at the situation.
⸝⸝ JASON ⸃ !!
Why JINYOUNG?
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Listening in with an earpiece in one, GUNO snorts quietly, which KYU catches on, understanding GUNO is using the earpiece to communicate with the off day workers.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Let me put those away from you. (*reaches for the earpiece*)
⸝⸝ KIM JINYOUNG (GUNO) ⸃ !!
(*whines*) No!! Get away!! I need it to breathe!!
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(this little shit)
KYU forcefully takes the earpiece from GUNO, and the latter reacts by collapsing on the floor, wheezing and gasping for air.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(why tf would the producers do this to me)
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With TAEBIN seated comfortably in GUNO's crossed legs watching the dog, KYU tries to get the kids' attention by bringing him a stuffed animal.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(*sitting down next to GUNO and TAEBIN*) TAEBIN, hello~
An extremely wary TAEBIN moves his body away from KYU.
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
(keep your filthy hands away from me)
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(*passes TAEBIN a Stitch plushie*) this is Stitch! Say hi~!
TAEBIN turns to look at GUNO for guidance.
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
(*whispers*) it's fine, ahjussi is nice.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(*softly*) I'm not an ahjussi! Can you call me hyung?
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
C'mon, call "ahjussi"
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
(*shyly*) ahjussi.
KYU grins saltily, but accepts defeats while TAEBIN shyly smiles as he turns around to hide his face in GUNO's sleeves while clinging onto him.
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Back in the off-day cams, the other PRISM members receive a mission letter.
⸝⸝ ETHAN ⸃ !!
GUNHO-hyung, group mission. For 600,000 won (usd 440), order delivery from at least 3 different stores with KYU's phone without him knowing.
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Back in the apartment, KYU and TAEBIN are playing with building blocks while GUNO is listening in from the instructions given from the off day workers.
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
(thinking about ways to spend KYU's money)
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(*building with TAEBIN*)
KYU let's out a playful "oh no!" as the building him and TAEBIN were building collapses and the two restarts building again. Realizing KYU is distracted, GUNO sneakily grabs INSEONG and his phone and goes to hide in the bathroom.
It doesn't take TAEBIN a minute for him to realize GUNO is now gone.
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
Ahjussi?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Hmmm?
TAEBIN gets up from his position teary-eyed and begins running around the house looking for GUNO. KYU quickly gets up and paces around with TAEBIN, trying to comfort the toddler in vain.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(omg what do i do)
Eventually GUNO comes out and stands confused as TAEBIN runs towards him crying.
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
Why? Did you miss hyung? (mfing drops INSEONG to hug TAEBIN)
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(Dude the kid)
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
(calm)
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⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
(*sneaks to the camera*) I couldn't order.
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
I thought I knew his passcode but I was wrong and I ended up locking his phone for 5 minutes.
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
But I have a plan B.
⸝⸝ ETHAN ⸃ !!
Ok, be quick. JAEHYUNG's shift ends in 2 hours.
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
And how much longer do I have to be babysat by KYU?
⸝⸝ ETHAN ⸃ !!
... weren't you the one who said you liked hanging out with TAEBIN?
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
(processing the Korean) being JINYOUNG is tiring.
GUNO walks back to the living room, only to see KYU and TAEBIN on the floor, with the latter playfully trying terrorising the former by rubbing his face with a teddy bear.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(bro help im being smothered)
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
(All that muscle and height and you can't defend yourself against a toddler.)
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
Ahjussi, JINYOUNG wants to go to the playground.
"Why is he speaking in third person 💀-"
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
... (*sighs* what have the producers got me into) Alright.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
TAEBINNIE, let's go!
KYU tries to carry TAEBIN, only for the toddler to cry and push him away.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(is heartbroken) You don't like me? :(
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
(*shakes his head*)
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
(you noob)
GUNO goes over to carry TAEBIN and the trio all go downstairs to the playground.
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Downstairs, KYU sits on the bench watching GUNO and TAEBIN at the playground (like a dad 💀). After a while, GUNO decides to execute his plan and walks up to his babysitter with TAEBIN holding his hand.
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
Ahjussi, I'm tired now but TAEBIN still wants to play :(
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
(*looks up*) I do?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(*suspicious * what are you up to?)
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
Do you have games on your phone? :(
"💀"
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Cut to a few moments later and GUNO is on KYU's phone while the babysitter and TAEBIN are playing hide and seek.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(a 6ft man man hiding behind a pony spring rider)
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
(*waddles to KYU and tap him on the back*)
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Uh oh, you found me!!
⸝⸝ TAEBIN ⸃ !!
^v^ (*hugs KYU*)
"Googling how to be a 2 year old toddler rn"
Meanwhile, GUNO places one order with 5 separate restaurant, and a screen prompts up, showing JEONG JAEHYUNG to be the delivery rider before showing his screen to the camera.
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
(*whispering*) Mission complete!
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Meanwhile, JAEHYUNG who is receiving the orders, take a look at his screen and just gasp.
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
Look at this.
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
Order from 5 restaurants under GO CHANGKYUN.
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
Wait hold on. (*calls KYU*)
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With KYU's phone in hand, GUNO silently laughs as he receives a call from JAEHYUNG
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
(uh oh im in trouble *picks up*)
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
YAH, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
(*in a baby voice*) Who is this?
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
HELLO???
⸝⸝ GUNO (KIM JINYOUNG) ⸃ !!
(*in a baby voice*) ew your voice is ugly. Bye-bye.
GUNO immediately hangs up on JAEHYUNG, switching off KYU's phone after doing so. While JAEHYUNG is left confused on the other line.
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An hour later, the trio are now back in the apartment, with GUNO having just helped TAEBIN take a bath. The doorbell rings and an unsuspecting KYU goes over to open the door, only to see JAEHYUNG carrying tonnes of plastic bags of food.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
What are you doing here?
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
Did you not order food?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
No I didn't- HYUNG.
GUNO walks out of the room smiling sheepishly.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(*counting the number of bags*) HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND??
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⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
(*walking in*) My shift just ended so- (*sees TAEBIN*)
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
(*runs up to TAEBIN*) He's so cute!!! What's his name??
JAEHYUNG immediately triggers the child's fight or flight response and not he just quickly runs to KYU crying.
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
(panicking) Ahh okayokayokay.
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With the food served on the table, KYU takes the initiative to feed TAEBIN the porridge delivered by JAEHYUNG while GUNO and JAEHYUNG eat the army stew.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(*feeds TAEBIN a piece of boiled potato*) is it good?
TAEBIN reacts by smiling blissfully back at KYU.
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
Wow, they found the perfect job for you.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Why?
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
You need the training the most out of all of us.
GUNO unexpectedly spits the food out from his mouth as he fails to contain his laughter.
"iykyk 😏"
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
(you bitch)
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After cleaning up, TAEXIN finally returns home, marking the end of KYU's shift and TAEBIN immediately runs to his father to greet him.
⸝⸝ TAEXIN ⸃ !!
(*carries TAEBIN*) Did you have fun with your hyungs?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
It was such a pleasure to babysit him.
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
Has his shirt ended? Can I stop being JINYOUNG now?
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
Yes, yes.
⸝⸝ TAEXIN ⸃ !!
Say "bye" to your hyungs.
KYU waves to TAEBIN as him and the other PRISM boys prepare to leave. TAEBIN waves to KYU at first, but upon realizing he's leaving, starts to cry.
⸝⸝ KYU ⸃ !!
OKAY OKAY OKAY, ILL STAY.
⸝⸝ GUNO ⸃ !!
(LMAO)
⸝⸝ JAEHYUNG ⸃ !!
(pure jealousy)
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"Aaand that's all, stan PRISM."
"I swear I'll pull through and make one for JAEHYUNG."
"Okay, c u. Remember to stan PRISM for SEVENTEEN to never let you down."
END OF VIDEO.
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