Chapter 2 persecutes the tyrant.
"Haven't you seen this pose before?" Yan Shenyu floated above Xie Siyan and explained while moving back and forth, "This pose is called bear crawling, it can effectively exercise the whole body strength, as well as the shoulders, back and core strength. , it can be said to serve multiple purposes."
"Uh..."
"Come down." Xie Siyan said coolly.
"I don't." Yan Shenyu was serious, "The fitness coach said that you must do 3 sets of 12 repetitions each, and you can't finish it if you don't finish it."
Xie Siyan originally wanted to use the strong one, regardless of the difference in body size between the two sides. , and the other party hasn't controlled his arms and thighs, as long as he wants to, he can easily overturn the person to the ground.
But seeing the other party's bright eyes, Xie Siyan hesitated for a while.
After a moment of silence, he decided to give the other two minutes.
He wanted to see what tricks this man was playing.
Under the rose flowers dozens of meters away, Xie Xiaoling was taken aback and pushed away quickly, Xiao Zhengliang said with red eyes: "Let me go, someone is coming..."
"Who?" I didn't expect to be beaten at the critical moment. Broken, Xiao Zhengliang covered Xie Xiaoling with a suit, turned around with a sullen face, saw the movements of the two, and then laughed lightly.
"Don't be nervous, it's the same as us."
Xie Xiaoling was already delirious, and after hearing Xiao Zhengliang say this, he felt relieved and put his hand around Xiao Zhengliang's neck.
Xiao Zhengliang, who had his back to the lawn, became a little absent-minded.
I don't know if it was an illusion or not, but he always felt that the person was inexplicably familiar.
If he read it right, that man has long hair? Men with long hair are rare, and the figure of Yan Shenyu instantly appeared in Xiao Zhengliang's mind.
But it can't be, it can't be him.
Regardless of the fact that Yan Shenyu is preparing for the wedding, it is impossible to appear here.
And Shen Yu loved him so much, it was impossible for him to do such a thing with other men in broad daylight.
Yes, he must have read it wrong, it was a long-haired woman in a suit.
Xiao Zhengliang comforted himself and pressed Xie Xiaoling against the wall.
When he appeases Xie Xiaoling, he will find a time to explain it to Shen Yu in person.
As for the wedding, I can only apologise for the delay.
...
There was a humming voice behind him again, Yan Shenyu glanced back, and found that the two fairies were fighting fiercely, and they had completely regarded himself as the same person as them.
Very good, I didn't expect that the two of them were more sperm than expected, and they were fooled so easily by him.
Yan Shenyu breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect to maintain the "bear crawling" posture for too long.
Yan Shenyu: "..." If I
have to describe it, it means that his head is pressed against the man's head, his chest is next to the man's chest, his hips are pressed together tightly, his hands and legs are crossed.
Fortunately, the other party's head turned so fast that they were just face to face. If it was a step further, they would now turn into goblins and fight.
"Is it enough?" The man's cool voice sounded.
Yan Shenyu stood up straight and was afraid of being seen by the goblin duo, so he quickly rolled behind the pine tree and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't press you on purpose, I'm sorry." The
man patted the wrist The broken grass, picked up a mobile phone that fell on the ground.
He glanced sideways at Yan Shenyu, who was running far away, with a smile that was not a smile: "You still apologize?"
"Is my grievance clear?" Yan Shenyu retorted, "Although I hate you for stealing my phone , but you did cooperate with me just now, and he did pressure you, shouldn't you apologize?"
"As an apology, if you pick up your phone and give it to me, I'll forgive you."
"Please clarify one thing," Xie Siyan picked up the phone, but he didn't seem to intend to return it to him, but threatened Said, "You filmed me first, so I grabbed your phone and asked you to delete the video."
"I filmed you secretly?" Yan Shenyu widened her eyes, "I'm sick, I don't even know you, I'll film you secretly. What are you doing?"
"I'm going to ask you," Xie Siyan walked up to Yan Shenyu, holding the phone as a hostage, "If the video is deleted, I'll let it go."
"Do you really think you're a star?" Yan Shenyu Rolling his eyes, he stretched out his right hand, "Give me the phone, and I'll show you the photo album."
Xie Siyan didn't move: "Just unlock it." The
precaution was too heavy, and Yan Shenyu was speechless: "So stingy, in the future The one who married you is miserable."
Xie Siyan: "It's better to be stingy than perverted."
Yan Shenyu said angrily: "Who are you scolding?!"
Xie Siyan: "You think you are a pervert too?"
Yan Shen Yu: "..."
Yan Shenyu took a deep breath and tried to control his anger.
Forget it, there is no need to have the general knowledge of such a person, he doesn't want to be a "book-piercer who was mad at the first day of crossing".
What's more, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. It's not worth arguing with him here. It's business to send people away quickly.
Yan Shenyu unlocked the phone with face recognition, opened the photo album and handed it over: "Look for yourself, whether I have secretly photographed you."
Xie Siyan watched it again, and there was indeed no video of himself.
"I've already said that I don't have you." Yan Shenyu stood on tiptoe and raised his hand to retrieve the phone.
However, Xie Siyan raised his hand and raised his mobile phone, and instructed: "Online disk."
Yan Shenyu: "..."
While greeting the eighteenth generation of his ancestors in his heart, Yan Shenyu humiliatedly opened the online disk to show him.
There are indeed no videos of Xie Siyan in the online disk, but some are just a bunch of self-portraits of various pretentiousness. The scale is not small, and the memory is full, so scared that Yan Shenyu hastily pressed the breath screen button.
Seeing these large-scale photos, the man in front of him was still expressionless, as if he just saw a plucked duck.
"Are you satisfied now?" Yan Shenyu wanted to grab the phone back, but still couldn't hold it back.
Xie Siyan held the phone and said indifferently: "Chat software."
This is still remembering what he said before about sending the video to others.
Yan Shenyu was speechless: "I lied to you. I thought you and Xiao Zhengliang were in the same group and wanted to delete my video."
Xie Si said noncommittally, returned the phone to him, and turned to leave.
"Wait," Yan Shenyu quit, he stopped in front of Xie Siyan, and said coldly, "Apologize."
Xie Siyan raised his eyebrows.
Yan Shenyu: "You just slandered me for
taking pictures of you secretly." Xie Siyan: "But you did take pictures secretly." In an
instant, the cold expression on Yan Shenyu's face disappeared. He bowed his head meekly, like a rose whose thorns had been removed, soft and sad.
"Actually, I don't want to shoot them either, but...but..." Yan Shenyu sniffed, and her eyes turned red.
As if the next words were really hard to say, Yan Shenyu raised his head and asked him in a sad tone: "Did you see the two men who were making out in the flowers just now?"
Xie Siyan nodded, the movement was so loud that he didn't want to see it. Disaster.
"One of them is my fiance," Yan Shenyu said, tears falling like short strings of pearls, "We were going to have a wedding today, but he... but he sneaked out an hour before the wedding. To meet his first love. I followed him uneasy, I didn't expect to see such a scene..."
Yan Shenyu's complexion is extremely white, but his hair is long and black, and the extreme black and white contrast makes him reveal an amazing charm .
He lowered his eyes now, and the original clear eyes were filled with mist at the moment, and anyone could see that he was saddened to the extreme.
Xie Siyan looked away uncomfortably, took out the handkerchief on his chest and handed it over.
The other party thanked him gratefully, and snorted with his handkerchief.
Xie Siyan: "..."
Yan Shenyu didn't notice the other party's expression, he was immersed in the character's mournful emotions, and said with full firepower: "I am determined to break up with the scumbag, but I really can't let him go, our relationship for so many years has already reached the stage of marriage... You can scold me, I know you all look down on me, feel that I am indecisive and overly capable..."
Hearing this, Xie Siyan frowned.
"So I decided to use my mobile phone to take a picture of this humiliating scene," Yan Shenyu clenched her phone tightly and her eyes became firm again, "Just to remind myself that Xiao Zhengliang is a scumbag! If I forgive him again, I will be a scumbag!"
Seeing that the other party's expression loosened, Yan Shenyu continued: "If I hadn't taken this video just now, then I would have softened my heart and married that man. I gave him a baby at home, and he fluttered with his lover outside with colorful flags. , What's the point of living like this? Why don't I find a piece of tofu and kill me..."
Xie Siyan: "Have a baby?"
"Cough cough...it's just a metaphor," Yan Shenyu didn't expect to play too much temporarily, so Yan Shenyu quickly changed the topic, "Whether I have children or not is not the key to the problem, the key is that you appeared in my sight, because With your cooperation, I took that video and avoided the fate of being cheated into marriage by a scumbag. You are my savior, my gravedigger, and you are the one who dug me out of the grave of marriage.”
Xie Si Yan frowned even more.
He has blown so much, still not satisfied? Geez, this person is even more difficult than I imagined!
Yan Shenyu wanted to say something, but the other party had already opened his mouth.
"Sorry," Xie Siyan took a step back and said earnestly, "I misunderstood you, I didn't know you had encountered such a thing."
Yan Shenyu smiled miserably, deeply into the play: "I don't blame you, that kind of thing. The situation is really easy to misunderstand."
Xie Siyan didn't speak any more, looked up at him and turned away.
Behind him, Yan Shenyu let out a long breath: Finally gone!
That is also, he realized that he was still holding the other party's handkerchief in his hand. Today, when the tissue paper industry is so developed, the people who still use handkerchiefs are basically rich people with a lot of rules and thieves.
And the texture and pattern of this handkerchief are very good, at least four or five figures.
Yan Shenyu didn't want to owe this favor any more, so he quickly raised his foot and chased after him: "Benefactor, wait, your handkerchief."
Xie Siyan didn't turn his head back: "I'll send it to you."
"What's so embarrassing?" Yan Shenyu He was embarrassed in his mouth, but he was really disgusted in his heart.
He really didn't want it, he didn't lack the money, and what was it like being given a handkerchief?
Or...
Yan Shenyu suddenly thought of a possibility, and his expression suddenly became vigilant: "Don't you want me to wash it up before returning it to you?"
After all, everyone likes to act like this on TV. I borrow a handkerchief once, think about each other when I wash my handkerchief, and see each other again when I return the handkerchief. Once I go back and forth, I hook up with each other. There shouldn't be too many scenes that can be filmed.
Xie Siyan: "I don't want to wash my nose if I have snot." It
turned out to be a cleanliness addiction?
Yan Shenyu was about to forget it, but the moment he turned around, he remembered that he still had an unrequited revenge on this person.
Although it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but he can take revenge on the spot, why wait ten years?
Thinking of this, Yan Shenyu held the handkerchief and chased after him: "Then why are you embarrassed, this is your handkerchief after all, and I have no right to dispose of it, otherwise you should accept it." I
didn't expect the other party to be so stubborn, thank you Si Yan was already a little displeased: "I said I don't want to..."
Before he finished speaking, the long-haired youth had already stuffed the snot-stained handkerchief into his pocket.
"It's back to you," the young man grinned, like a child who succeeded in a prank, "the next thing you have to do is wash it or throw it away, you can handle it yourself."
Xie Siyan frowned tightly.
The sticky snot... was
covered with dirty liquid and bacteria...
it was in his pocket... In
just an instant, Xie Siyan took out the handkerchief and threw it out with lightning speed. Also thrown out was the mobile phone he was holding in his hand.
Yan Shenyu was still watching a good show, but he didn't expect this man to be so ruthless.
"Ah!!" Yan Shenyu hurriedly raised his hand and waved, the handkerchief was thrown away by him, but his phone also flew straight out.
A cheapskate who will be punished!
Yan Shenyu murmured, and took two steps forward to pick up the phone and put it back in his pocket.
But after getting up, he suddenly found a problem, where is the handkerchief?
Why can't I see the shadow of the handkerchief on the ground? Are you still flying in the sky?
Looking up, Yan Shenyu was dumbfounded.
The handkerchief had already landed, and by coincidence, it also happened to land on the head of an innocent passerby.
Yan Shenyu: "..."
"Ah this... I must have read it wrong?" Yan Shenyu pulled out a stiff smile, comforting himself, "Why did the handkerchief fly on the street lamp? Hey, hurry up. Come down, don't run around, okay? You are so wet, this shiny, round, hot head will not be able to withstand the explosion!"
Passers-by: "Don't say that the light bulb will explode if you wipe it with a wet towel. Love! Also, that's the top of my head!!"
"Ah? So it's the top of your head? I'm sorry, your head is so bright, I thought it was a street lamp."
Yan Shenyu apologized in a good manner and turned around When he looked at Xie Siyan next to him, his expression became more serious: "What's the matter with you, sir? Why did you throw the snot-stained handkerchief on someone's head? Do you know that this kind of behavior is very impolite? My mother wouldn't let me do this when I was half a year old."
Xie Siyan, who had just picked up the phone, said, "..."