Nickname key:
Old- Arlo
Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine
Stalker rat/Not a Doe Though- Isen
Remi's tomato- Blyke
Pink lightning- Remi
Goddess- Seraphina
Child- John
Strong Cripple- William Doe
Child: I HATE YOU AND YOUR HIERARCHY
Old: I LOVE THE HIERARCHY YOU IDIOT!
Child: NO
Old: YES
Remi's tomato: shut up you two have been arguing for an hour now!
Pink lightning: yeah, it's getting to be too much
Stalker rat: idk it's kind of entertaining to me
Remi's tomato:
Pink lightning:
Remi's tomato: how are we even friends with him?
Stalker rat: blyke why are you so mean to meeeee
Child: be quiet.
Child: and YOU'RE WRONG YOU TALL BLOND IDIOT
Old: I FOLLOW THE SYSTEM OF THE WORLD
Child: THE WORLD SUCKS
Old: YOU ARE SO STUPID!
Child: AND YOU ARE TOO OBSESSIVE OVER DUMB THINGS
William Doe: How can we stop this?
Pink lightning: I don't know...
Remi's tomato: maybe you could electrocute them remi
Goddess: that's not very safe, John might attack her
Remi's tomato: then you stop him!
Goddess: idk it still doesn't seem worth it
Goddess: I just want arlo to give up and get roasted already
Stalker rat: haha gotta love the chaos
Goddess: I don't want to agree with you
Stalker rat:
Remi's tomato: even Seraphina doesn't like you Isen, so sad
Stalker rat: you sound like John
Remi's tomato: want me to throw you out a window like he does then?
Stalker rat: I-
William Doe: Kids, stop fighting!
Child: no
Old: No.
William Doe: Well, you wanted to know my ability level, right?
Child: don't tell him
William Doe: I'm a cripple
Child: dang it
Old: What? How does John have such a powerful ability, then?
Child: ew I hate to agree with arlo but good point
Goddess:
Stalker rat:
Pink lightning:
Remi's tomato:
Goddess: you agreed with arlo?
Child: I think I'm going to throw up
Pink lightning: please don't...
Goddess: just drink your boba
Child: okay
William Doe: John got his ability from his mom.
Child: oh yeah the white haired lady
William Doe:
Stalker rat: wow john that's just sad
Old: How strong is she, then?
Child: SHUT UP
Child: and how do you know it's from her?
William Doe: It had to be, I don't have an ability
Child: but you're a strong cripple
Child: like really really strong
Old: There are no strong cripples.
Child: well my dad is one, deal with it
Child: he could beat you all in an ability-less fight
Old: I don't believe it.
Goddess: I bet he could
Child: should we see?
William Doe: Wait, I don't want to get into fights...
Child: you're educating them, dad
Child: beat some sense into them
William Doe:
Goddess: please it would be cool
Pink lightning: I'm curious too!
William Doe: Okay...
Child: haha prepare to die everyone
Old: I will not die, I will win.
Goddess: whatever let's get on with it
Child: everyone go to the nearest gym
Child: my dad is about to destroy you
Goddess: yeah
Stalker rat: can I videotape?
Pink lightning: isen, no
Child: actually yes
Stalker rat:
Stalker rat: John are you okay??
Child: no but I want to watch arlo get ruined over and over
Remi's tomato: now that makes sense
Old: Where is your father, John? I want to settle this.
William Doe: I'm here!
William Doe: Let me get my good old boxing gloves
Child: wow he's actually getting serious
Child: I want to see even more
Stalker rat: where did you get that popcorn from?!
Child: none of your business
Child: come on sera let's watch
Goddess: okay
Pink lightning: aww you're sharing popcorn!
Child: be quiet and sit down
Remi's tomato: I want popcorn
Child: get your own
Old: Everyone, quiet! Let's begin this fight.
Child: punch
Child: punch punch punch punch
Goddess: John I love you and all but we don't need commentary
Child:
Stalker rat: you broke him
Goddess: John wake up arlo is getting destroyed right now
Child: OH WAIT I HAVE TO SEE THAT
Old: How did he break through my passive-
Child: haha go down blond boy
Child: lol he's unconscious
Child: I'm going to throw him out the window
Pink lightning: no!
William Doe: No!
Child: you guys are boring
Child: also
Child has changed William Doe to Strong Cripple.
Child: I think I've proved my point.
Stalker rat: wait
Stalker rat: your last name is doe
Child: why are you only just realizing this
Remi's tomato: he's kinda dumb
Child: understandable, rats are stupid
Stalker rat: guys... 😢
Pink lightning: it's okay, I'm listening!
Stalker rat: well doe rhymes with though
Stalker rat: he's a doe though
Child: no
Stalker rat: that rhymes too
Child: N O
Child has changed Stalker rat to Not a Doe Though.
Child: there
Not a Doe Though:
Child: I'll change it back later
Child: right now I want you to give me that video of arlo dying
Not a Doe Though: Yes sir