Heya we are back at it once again with part 2 once again they don't belong they belong to Elsword800 now let's goooo
We cut back to the theater to see everyone seated and sans looking tired . Let's just he and the girls had a great time.
Fatal omni 404: Alright everyone let's react to part 2 of the emergency
The screen turns to show blade holding a razor while looking nervous
OP God 404: 911 what's your emergency
Blade: yeah hello I just need your help with this one thing real quick
Chara: what does he need help with?
Sans: you'll see
Blade: I just bought this new set of clippers and I kinda nervous when I'm getting to cutting and can you stay on the phone with me. Because I'm kinda nervous
Asgore: so you're helping him cut his hair
Sans: not on his head
Everyone was confused by that blade didn't have any facial hair
OP God 404: ok sir make sure you go real slow
Then blade point the razor Down there. Everyone gets the memo now
Frisk: oh down there
Sans: yup
Chara: whyyyy?
Sans: I don't know
We hear cutting and then we hear a thud
Blade: oh fuck
Everyone boy: *grabs theirs and winces*
OP God 404(concerned): what just happened
Blade: oh alitar..oh.. oh alitar. My dick is gone. Oh blade junior
OP God 404: why would you try and shave your meat
Chara: that must suck
Frisk: Mhm
Blade: I wasn't trying... to I just got a little too close. I'm a fucking woman now
Every female: hey nothing's wrong with being a female!!!
Ting ling: what are you doing little bro?!
Chara: who the hell is that??
Sans:that is blade big sister ting ling
OP God 404(concerned): who the hell is that??
Blade(nervous): that's my big sister, I can't let her see me like this
We hear a door being bashed down and saw ting ling
Ting ling: I didn't know you had a pussy
Blade looks around scared as fuck
Ting ling: looks like we're gonna have some extra fun
Everyone(except sans blade's and papyrus): what does she mean by that
We hear a zipper being pulled
Blade: oh my alitar she has a strapon. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Everyone: uh oh
OP God 404(concerned): Sir get out of the house?!?
Blade: I can't move, she has me tied up
We then hear a slap and a moan
Flowey: the fuck
Ting ling: I'm gonna bring you to pound town
Then we hear clapping sounds and screaming
OP God 404: I don't get enough for this shit
The screen turns black
Omni 404: what do you think
Everyone:
Fatal omni 404: Alright next one
The screen turns on to show kenji looking down at his pants while looking angry and waiting for the phone to ring
Frisk: who's that sans
Sans:that is Kenji blade's reincarnation and one of my students
OP God 404: 911 what's your emergency
Kenji: uhhh my girlfriend gave me this pill. Cause my allergies were bothering and I've been bricked up for the past 45 minutes is that normal??
Chara: how the fuck is that normal??
Toriel: *bonks her on the head* no cursing child
Chara:*rubbing the spot* sorry mom
OP God 404: do you remember what the pill looked like
Kenji looks around before saying
Kenji: It was like this small blue as I can recall
OP God 404: sir she drugged you with viagra
Kenji shocked before yelling
Kenji: WHATTT!!!
Monster kids: what's that
Mettaton: don't worry about that darling
Kenji: hold up hold up viagra. What does she thinks this is fifty shades of grey
Kenji:BABE GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW
Haruka: mhm hi big dick daddy
Chara: who's that
Sans: haruka one of Kenji's wives
Kenji: no no you shut the hell up. Sir what did you say this pill was?
OP God 404: viagra
Kenji: ahhh we got ourselves a real comedian over here
Sans:to excuse you thats my job
Papyrus: yes but your terrible at it
Sans:*grumbling*
Frisk: awww it's okay sans *hugs him*
Sans:thanks frisk
Haruka: but babe you said you needed to get hard
Kenji: yeah not literally. I said that I cause I need to get tougher
Haruka: yeah not gonna lie. You are a wimp
Kenji:shut up!!!!!
Everyone: *laughing*
Kenji:*sighs* sir um. Do you know how to fix this?
OP God 404: She's gonna have to snatch your soul
Kenji puts on 'oh really' face before chuckling and saying
Kenji: you heard the man.
???: I'm not sucking no dick
Kenji:what th- pico
Undyne: who the hell is pico
OP God 404: who the hell is pico
Kenji: it's my personal dentist. What the hell are you doing here
Pico: I heard you need your teeth whitened. And I got just the thing
Kenji: boy pull up your pants this is not read lobster.
The screen faded to black
God omni 404: so what do you think
Everyone: funny
Omni 507: Alright next is horrortale