Lucius: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Draco: Have everyone stand.
Luna: Bring three more chairs!
Hermione: The most important ones can sit down.
Cedric: Bring out beanbags.
Y/n: Bribe three to destroy the house for $10 each.
Sirius: $20 each if it isn't your house.
Regulus: Kill three.
Y/n: Are you okay?
Sirius: Why do you hate kids?
Lucius: So I've got some therapists' numbers for some of you.