Sirius:
Y/n: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Sirius: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
James: Actually I did the math, Y/n would have $225, not $0.15.
Y/n: Fam I'm right here...
Remus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Sirius: While you're there could you buy me apple juice, please?
Remus: Sorry I only have a dollar
Sirius: :(
James: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Y/n would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Remus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
James: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Peter: Yeah and they want soda and apple juice
James: Apple juice to what
Lily: Directly to the forehead
Y/n: Great chat everyone