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Starring me! Rosalee Frickin Calvert
Ain't you the Eric girl?
Actually, we broke up. It was very mutual, and I am not at all upset!
Come and pay your respects! I am crazy... complex!
Hear how this hero protagonist met her villainous ex!
It all started back when I was Doctor Rosalee Calvert
Portland clinical psychologist, the gist is I fell
For a felon, clearly criminally insane,
Then I fell into a vat that changed my skin tone and my name!
I may have lost my mind, but now I'm back on the grind,
This lil' monster's free and she's no longer defined,
As the sidekick or side chick of the rogue that oppressed her!
Rosalee Calvert holding court and I don't need a witch
Been through denial, depression, bargaining, and now I'm just pissed,
I'm putting "Do what I wanna" at the top of the list!
I've never been a quitter cause my heart's full of glitter!
No one can stop me!
There she is, get her!
Ahh!
rosalee is ambushed by zombies who proceed to get burdened by Ariel Eberhart
Who are you?
Do you know who I am?
literally just asked, so no.
Oh. Call me Ariel Eberhart the daughter who uncannily,
Survived the brutal massacre when a grimm killed my family,
So now I pay respects with every breath that connects
Badass assassin, putting burns through their necks!