Chapter 12
The dignified king couldn't stand being complained like this, Yu Wenlan immediately said to Fu Hai, "Ask someone to send me a few more dishes of mutton." After
speaking, she looked at the girl who was secretly complaining about her, and asked, "What else do you want to eat? "
Yan Shu was stunned for a moment, but she wanted to hold back for a while, and smiled, "I don't have anything to eat, just follow Your Majesty."
But she shouted wildly in her heart, "Banzi!" I want to eat balls! 】
Yu Wenlan looked at Fu Hai, "One more plate of balls."
Yan Shu, "???"
What's the situation? Does he want to eat meatballs too?
Is it such a coincidence?
But she still wants to eat crispy meat. The freshly fried kind is so crispy and crunchy!
Yu Wenlan said, "Another plate of crispy meat, fried right now."
Yan Shu, "???"
Could it be that this is a heart?
In the midst of being stunned, he saw that he was looking at him in a leisurely manner, and asked, "Why does this look? I don't want to eat ?
"
It's really delicious."
[It would be best if you make another hand-rolled noodles, the mutton soup with hand-rolled noodles is a perfect match! 】
"Let's roll your hands again."
He listened to him.
Yan Shu, "!!!"
What the hell is going on here? ? ?
Why did he order everything she thought of? ? ?
Does he have the ability to read minds? ? ?
Yu Wenlan stopped talking, just took a chopstick of cabbage from the pot and ate it silently, looking like he had hidden merit and fame.
Well, don't say it, it turns out that the most common cabbage is also very tasty.
And Fu Hai tsk hurriedly sent someone to the pantry to spread the word, and he couldn't help but feel happy - he really found the right person, where did Your Majesty know how to eat like this before?
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It didn't take long for the added dishes to be delivered.
The freshly fried small crispy meat is fragrant and crunchy, the tender mutton slices are paired with the tendon hand-rolled noodles, and a bowl is filled.
Sure enough, it's better to be king! She felt her stomach and thought with great satisfaction, having power and power is cool, and she can eat whatever she wants.
The system suddenly said, [Hold your thighs and be a favorite concubine, you can too. 】
Yan Shu, "..."
This is really true, since she has been placed on the target of the arrow, there is no turning back, it is better to simply walk to the dark and hold the emperor's golden thigh.
Although the emperor can't do that, it's ok if he wants to do what he likes in other things.
So she quietly asked the system, [What does the emperor like? 】
System, 【Workaholic, he approves the machine, he likes to run the country】
Yan Shu, "..."
【Do you have any other hobbies? ]
System, [Yes, he likes to read, he also likes to practice swordsmanship, Cuju, playing polo, throwing pots and so on. 】
Throw the pot?
Yan Shu's eyes lit up, she couldn't do anything else, she could do this.
So she smiled and looked at Yu Wenlan, and said, "It's still early, I wonder if Your Majesty is interested in playing with your concubine and throwing a pot for a while? It's good to eat and drink."
Yu Wenlan raised her eyebrows, "Do you want to play pot-throwing with me?"
Yan Shu Nodding, "I wonder if the concubine is so honored?"
How about it, surprise! Did this proposal come to your mind?
Yu Wenlan couldn't help but smile and said, "Yes."
Yan Shu was busy ordering people to show the guy.
Soon, the copper pot and feather arrows were placed.
Yu Wenlan picked up a feather arrow and weighed it in his hand. He was about to throw it into the pot, but Yan Shu stopped him and said, "Hold on, Your Majesty, shouldn't we agree on the rules first?"
Yu Wenlan looked at her. "How do you want to play?" The
usual pot-throwing is a banquet game to add to the fun of drinking. Of course, I can't drink anymore tonight, Yan Shu rolled her eyes and said, "Well, the winner can make a request, and the loser must agree to the other party's request."
Hehe, when she was a child, she used to play bird hunting with her younger brother and throw things. Heading is still good. Besides, how could she be able to hit the pot with one mouth and two ears?
Yu Wenlan listened silently, nodded and said, " Yes." At the end of the sentence,
she handed her the feather arrow in her hand, "You come first."
Yan Shu took it and glanced carefully at the mouth of the pot, and threw it out.
I don't know.
Just dumbfounded, Yu Wenlan picked up another feather arrow and threw it lightly, but it hit the mouth of the pot.
Fu Hai immediately announced, "Your Majesty wins."
Yan Shu, "..."
Well, maybe eating too much tonight affected his performance.
She looked at Yu Wenlan and said, "What does Your Majesty want your concubine to do?" The
other party looked her up and down and said, "Well, if I ask you a question, you must answer it truthfully."
Yan Shu thought for a while and nodded . Said, "Your Majesty, please tell me."
After confirming that there was no problem with her origin, Yuwenlan began to suspect that there might be other people in the palace who knew her secret and told her.
So he asked, "After you entered the palace, what special people have you met?"
This question...is a bit strange.
Yan Shu said, "The most special person I have ever met is Your Majesty."
Yu Wenlan paused and asked cautiously, "How special is I?"
Yan Shu tried her best to flatter, "Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, naturally he is different from others, of course he is special." The
voice fell, and Fu Hai followed by him, "Gui Yi said it well. ."
Who would have expected a cold look from the top of his head.
Fu Hai shivered, and hurriedly lowered his head, wishing he could slap his two big mouths.
——What kind of mouth do you put in the sweet talk of the young couple?
Yu Wenlan, "..."
What kind of sweet words, Yan Shu's answer was obviously not what he wanted.
But the strange thing is that there is nothing abnormal in her heart, she is just proud that she can speak.
Had to keep throwing pots.
This time it was Yan Shu who voted first.
After the failure just now, Yan Shu had been quietly aiming for a long time. This time, she tried her best to get her head right and right, and she hit the ear of the pot.
Just as she was about to be happy, Yu Wenlan had already picked up the feather arrow.
Yan Shu thought silently in her heart, [No hit, no hit, no hit...]
Yu Wenlan, "..."
He simply cut the mess with a quick knife, threw the feather arrow gently, and hit the mouth of the pot again.
Then he looked at her proudly.
Seeing that the light in Yan Shu's eyes disappeared with a whimper, she still complimented him against her will, "Your Majesty is powerful, but my concubine is far behind. I don't know what you want my concubine to do this time?"
"I'm still answering my question."
Yu Wenlan After a pause, he said word by word, "Do you have a secret that others don't know?"
Secret?
Yan Shu paused.
This thing...she has gone too far!
The son of the Marquis of Linwu is not his; the scholar of Wenhuage was the little white face of a famous prostitute in Qinhuai when he was young; the servant of the Ministry of War is actually a broken sleeve...
Oh my goodness, these secrets have been in her heart for a long time, how dare she say it!
Yu Wenlan, "???"
What?
He already knew about the Linwu waiter, but Wei Ruzhang, a college student at Wenhua Pavilion, was actually a little white face? Or the dusty woman? ? ?
That old man was born in the top spot in the past, and he has always been brilliant in writing. Now he is in his seventies, and he talks about the teachings of Confucius and Mencius all day long!
Also, Chai Weizhong, the minister of military affairs, is actually a broken sleeve? ? ?
Isn't there several concubines in his house? ? ?
Is this...really fake?
How did she know? ? ?
He almost couldn't hold back his surprise.
However, Yan Shu said cautiously, "If the concubine said it, Your Majesty should not punish the crime of the concubine."
Yu Wenlan slowed down and said, "If you tell the truth and don't hide it, I can handle
it as appropriate." After clearing her throat, "Actually... last year at the Mid-Autumn Festival Palace banquet, the concubine said that she was on leave due to illness, yes, it was fake."
"What?" Yuwenlan frowned.
Last year's Mid-Autumn Palace banquet?
He tried to think back, but he couldn't remember the scene at all.
Who asked her to say this?
He said again, "I want to know..."
but was interrupted by her, "No, you can only ask one question at a time, this is the rule."
Yu Wenlan, "???"
What? There are still people in this world who dare to interrupt him?
Fu Hai also noticed that something was wrong, and was thinking about reminding him, but saw that Yan Shu had already picked up a feather arrow, aimed at the copper pot again and again, and then threw it hard, and threw it straight into the mouth of the pot.
The so-called belated victory is even more gratifying. She couldn't help cheering, "I hit!"
Yu Wenlan, "..."
He also picked up a feather arrow and threw it forward at will. Needless to say, it was the middle pot again. mouth.
He raised his eyebrows to look at her and said, "A draw."
Is it difficult?
Who knew she would say, "The first to vote."
Yu Wenlan frowned, "How can there be such a rule?"
Yan Shu said confidently, "Of course there is, otherwise how will the winners and losers be divided?"
Yu Wenlan said, "Continue the competition, ten per person. Root feather arrows, the one who hits the most is the winner."
Yan Shu rolled her eyes, "But you said first that the concubine should set the rules, the emperor has no jokes."
Yu Wenlan, "..."
She didn't notice that she fell into her pit. in?
Continuing arguing with her might harm the image of the king, so he said, "Then what do you want?"
Yan Shu thought for a while, and then giggled, "Your Majesty will reward your concubine and concubine with some gold and silver jewelry."
[I think Want money! ! ! Money, money! ! ! 】
Yu Wenlan, "??? Are you short of money?
"
Yan Shu said in her heart that she didn't have much money at first, so she was a beauty. Sometimes when she saw which palace person in Yongning Hall was in trouble, she would generously help a bunch. .
That handful of broken silver, she saved half a year tsk tsk.
With her heart bleeding, she could only force a smile to make excuses, "Isn't it that money is something outside the body? The concubines don't dare to ask for anything else."
After hearing this cry, Yu Wenlan couldn't bear it, so let him reward him, otherwise he would appear to be stingy.
However, before he could open his mouth, he heard someone suddenly report from outside, "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager suddenly felt unwell, and urgently called the imperial doctor."
Yuwenlan paused, and said, "I
will go and have a look." Then he was about to leave.
Yan Shu was also stunned for a moment, hesitating in her heart, should she have to go too?
At this moment, she saw Yu Wenlan looking back at her, "You'd better go there too."
Yan Shu had no choice but to follow in his footsteps, crying out for her gold and silver jewelry in her heart.
I finally won the emperor once! Who knows when the next time will be?
Yu Wenlan chuckled in his heart, he may not fall into the pit next time.
The author has something to say:
An emperor: How vulgar to talk about money, how about giving me to you?
Yan Shu: ...What's the use of asking you?
An emperor vomited blood...