Work related
"My Concubine Just Wants to Eat Melon" Author: Yan Qi
Copywriting: After entering the
palace for three years, Yan Shu, the beauty of Yongning Palace, has never seen the holy face.
The concubines in the palace tried their best to win favor, but she was immersed in the melon-eating system and had no time to take care of him.
——
[The prince of Marquis Linwu is not his own tsk tsk. ]
[The old-fashioned Minister of Rites actually picks up ashes with his daughter-in-law! ! ! ]
[Princess Emma's honest concubine actually raised several rooms outside the house. 】
Every day all the gossip, who still remembers who the emperor is?
How could she know that one day, she ate a huge melon——
[The iron-blooded king, who was cold and arrogant on the surface, actually had an unspeakable hidden illness. 】
Yan Shu, "!!! No wonder he never enters the harem!"
Wait...
Something seems to be wrong... Then what is she doing in the palace? ! !
~~
Xindi Yuwenlan has two secrets.
After ascending the throne, he gradually lost his manhood;
but at the same time, he had the ability to read minds.
Every day he was used to seeing fake faces with different hearts, and he became more and more ruthless.
Until one day, he heard a special voice——
[This is not a waste of money? 】
Yu Wenlan paused and squinted at the beautiful and pure-looking girl.
[My God, would you call such a handsome man better than XX, won't your conscience hurt? 】
【Is there any way to save one? ? ? 】
【Shiquan Huichundan, if the Dahu Zaizuo pill is not effective, have you tried Huiyang Needle? 】
Yu Wenlan, "???"
~~
Until she ascended the post, Yan Shu didn't know how she jumped on the king's bottom line repeatedly, but became the first person in his heart.
Maybe it's life.
——Small
Theater:
At the ice show banquet, the king quietly followed his concubine to eat melons while accepting the greetings of the ministers.
Yan Shu: [Engong Cheng is too old and still raising children outside the house, it's not serious! 】
Yu Wenlan, 【Is that old? ? ? 】
That's his uncle...
Yan Shu; 【Could Lin Wu not notice that his son doesn't look like him at all? poor man. 】
Yuwenlan: [...It really doesn't look like it the more I look at it. How to do? Do you want to remind him? 】
Yan Shu: 【Is this the ungrateful scholar of Wenhua Pavilion who abandoned his former lover? Really decent! 】
Yu Wenlan; 【... The more you look at this old man, the less you look like a good person. ]
1, 1V1, sand sculpture Xiang Tianwen, there are food descriptions.
2. The three chapters 63, 64, and 65 involve true and false daughters. The summary of the content has been reminded. Please choose carefully.
Content tags: Time travel sweet text Shuang text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Yan Shu, Yu Wenlan ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:
One sentence introduction: Eating melon system Xiao Gongfei X mind reading emperor's
intention: true love heals pain
Chapter 1
The cold wind swirled in the yard and took away the last dead leaf on the old tung tree.
Honeysuckle trotted with the food box, and finally returned to the Yongning Hall.
Compared with other palaces in the harem, this place is secluded and remote, and the furnishings in the palace are also a bit crude.
A charcoal cage makes the room barely warm.
Yan Shu was roasting the fire beside the charcoal cage, and when she saw her coming back, she immediately asked, "What do you want to eat today?"
Honeysuckle took out the contents of the food box one by one, and said, "There are stuffed mushrooms, roasted bamboo shoots and duck, and stir-fried assorted vegetables. Treasure tofu, yes, Laba today, and Laba porridge!" Yan Shu followed and came to the table, "I like stuffed mushrooms the most, and the Laba
porridge in the palace is also delicious, not bad!"
Sanxian meat-stuffed mushrooms came into my mouth.
Well, it is delicious and juicy, and the meat filling is fragrant and glutinous without losing the slight springiness of the mushrooms. It is the most delicious meal!
Of course, this is also due to the agile legs of honeysuckle. If the road is slow and the dishes are cold, the taste will be greatly reduced.
The level of the harem was strict, and the high-ranking concubines had their own servants from the Shangshan Supervisor to deliver meals, but Yan Shu was only a beauty, and she could only ask her own people to fetch it.
There are no more than eight eunuchs and palace maids in Yongning Hall, and the honeysuckle brought by her family knows her taste best, so every time she goes to pick up food, it is honeysuckle.
"That's right, Master,"
Ren Dong said again, "I heard that there is a New Year's banquet tonight. Dewang from Sizhen's office just now went to Zhang Cairen's place with a burden. I don't know what to send.
" Ren Dong is not fair for the master - the
concubines have rules for food and clothing, Yan Shu's status is low, and her clothes are naturally not comparable to the concubines above. The rich bribed the eunuchs in the palace, and every now and then, they found some good clothes, jewelry, rouge, gouache, etc., and they kept the master down.
"I don't think other concubines are as good-looking as you,"
She lowered her voice melancholy, "If we can also have some spare money and ask you to dress better, we must compare them all."
Yan Shu didn't care, "It's all useless, it's just dressing up as a fairy, Your Majesty today It won't come late."
Tsk, this is her third year in the palace, but she hasn't even glanced at the corner of the emperor's robe.
Speaking of which, he can be called a legendary figure today. Back then, the emperor was weak and the kings of the clan were coveted by tigers. The country is stable, and the government is orderly. It can be said that it has some skills.
Most importantly, it is rumored that he is very handsome, comparable to extraordinary people.
However, in the past three years, the monarch never set foot in the harem, and did not even show up at festivals.
Yan Shu's status is low, and she is not qualified to go to the imperial court to greet her, so she has not had the opportunity to confirm whether her rumored appearance of heaven and man is true.
But despite this, the concubines and concubines in the palace still did not give up hope. They held a group and stood in a group, like Zhang Cairen, doing their best to look forward to entering the king's sight as soon as possible, except for Yan Shu.
Hearing her say this at this time, Ren Dong hurriedly advised, "Even if Your Majesty doesn't come, you can show your face in front of the Empress Dowager. If the Empress Dowager likes you, she will often ask you to go to Ci'an Palace to talk, and you will have a good chance of seeing His Majesty. ?"
Yan Shu was putting a piece of browned eight-treasure tofu into her mouth, and said vaguely, "Take it down, then Concubine Zhou is still the Queen Mother's niece, isn't it still the same? Well, this tofu is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!"
Ren Dong, "..."
Alas, just by the looks of the master, anyone with a little bit of professionalism would have already made a name for themselves! But she only cares about what to eat and all kinds of gossip she heard from nowhere.
At this moment, I heard her say again, "By the way, Concubine Zhou's father and mother are fighting in the house for the past two days, and I don't know if she and the queen mother have heard about it."
Ren Dong's eyes lit up, "Could it be that Mrs. Did you find the sixth room of Duke Cheng'en?"
"That's right."
Yan Shu nodded while eating, "This little Liu really has some scheming, taking advantage of her pregnancy to let out the wind, causing Mrs. Chengen to make a lot of trouble, but Mrs. Chengen always cares for her own flesh and blood. Mrs. Cheng'en's arms can't twist her thighs, 80% of the time she will see Xiao Liu put in the mansion and turn her head." Ren Dong
tutted, "If Xiao Wu had such a scheming last time, Xiang Xiaoyu would not have died. Then again, Cheng En No matter how old you are, you are still full of burnt intestines all day long, so you shouldn't be ashamed."
"Man, that's mostly the case."
Yan Shu took a mouthful of Laba porridge.
Try another piece of duck meat, oh, the royal kitchen is in place, the duck meat is soft and delicious, and the texture is still permeated with the fragrance of bamboo shoots, the meat is not greasy, and the salty and fresh taste is delicious.
She came from a later life. She was not in good health in her previous life. She held a jar of medicine since she was a child, and she couldn't eat this or that. She barely survived into her youth, but she still died of the torment of illness.
Although she has been through the ancient times in this life, she is grateful for being able to have a good body and not worry about eating and drinking.
Also, after she entered the palace, she acquired a melon-eating system, and from time to time, she could eat all kinds of fresh melons, and the love history of various secret harems, which made people overwhelmed every day, not to mention being more energetic.
At this moment, a systemic voice appeared in my mind, [Xingua, the prince of Marquis Linwu is not his. 】
Yan Shu almost choked on Laba porridge, 【What else? 】
Everyone in the capital knows that Marquis Linwu is the only son, who usually hurts like an eyeball, but it's not his?
......
~~
After lunch, the cold wind outside was even more ruthless.
Yan Shu was eating the big melon from Linwu Marquis's Mansion, but she heard someone from outside the door, "Can Li Meiren be here?"
Hearing this voice, it was Zhang Cairen who Rendong mentioned earlier.
Yan Shu's status was low, and the concubine next to her ignored her, and she didn't go to work with others. This Zhang Cairen is very different. Although she is the lowest-ranking concubine in the palace, she often comes to her next to last to find a sense of existence.
Everyone arrived at the door, and it was not easy to see them, so Yan Shu saw Ren Dong to open the door.
Sure enough, she saw Zhang Cairen step into the room and greeted her, "Sister Li has eaten dinner. Come and talk for a while when you have nothing to do."
Yan Shu smiled politely, "Please sit down, Is it cold outside?"
"Fortunately, I'm wearing thick clothes, but I don't think so."
Zhang Cairen smiled and took off the dark-patterned brocade cloak, which was very valuable at first glance, and made sense of it. The snow-white mink velvet on the brim of the hat slowly sat down on the chair and said, "There is a New Year's banquet tonight. I heard that Your
Majesty will also attend. Is your sister ready?" Shaking and trembling, the sun shone into the room in the afternoon, dazzling people's eyes.
Honeysuckle was furious, this talented man came here wearing a new cloak and new jewelry, didn't he deliberately laugh at the shabby master?
But seeing Yan Shu frowning, tired and holding her forehead, she hurriedly covered her mouth and coughed twice, and said with a weak look, "But unfortunately, I caught a cold yesterday, and I'm a little uncomfortable today, I'm afraid I won't be able to go at night. ."
Ren Dong, "???"
Not feeling well? Didn't you just swallow a bowl of rice and two bowls of hot porridge?
Zhang Cairen's eyes lit up, but he tried his best to cover it up, "It's a pity, it's a rare chance to see the holy face. I also thought that if my sister didn't have jewelry, I would lend you two!"
Yan Shu covered up He coughed twice, "Thank you for your kindness, I'm afraid I won't be able to use it."
Probably because he was too sick, Zhang Cairen hurriedly stood up and said, "The elder sister is resting, so I won't bother you.
" Put on the newly made mink down cloak again, and lead the palace maid out the door.
The room was quiet, and Ren Dong looked at Yan Shu with a heartbroken expression, "Didn't you hear that His Majesty will be there tonight? What a great opportunity, why are you pretending to be sick?"
Yan Shu didn't care, "I'll be at the top when I go. At the end, there are about ten people in the middle, and your Majesty can't see others, can you see me?"
Instead of watching those boring concubines fighting for favor, it's better to stay in the house and continue to eat melons, just before the love history of Mrs. Wuhou was revealed. To the first half, it is wonderful!
But Ren Dong said, "You are the hope of the people of Ande County! After all, there has been a goddess in the history of our county. How can you be so selfless and abandon yourself?"
Yan Shu, "..."
She just wanted to be one Happy salted fish, can't bear such heavy moral shackles?
However, before she could speak, she saw the little palace maid Lian Xin entering the room and said, "Beauty, just now there is an order from the Empress Dowager's palace. Tonight, His Majesty will come in person. Please be sure to attend the New Year's Banquet in Rouyi Hall."
Yan Shu, "... "
This is good, I can't be lazy if I want to.
~~
Twilight is all around, and the lanterns are beginning to shine, and the palace is brilliant.
Living in a remote place, with a low status and no sedan chair, Yan Shu moved all the way to the Rouyi Hall in the cold wind, and her face turned red.
Fortunately, it was warm in the hall, and her redness quickly subsided, which made her complexion look good.
Due to the news of His Majesty's personal visit, the concubines and concubines came very early tonight, all of them were golden-headed and silver-faced, and they were all gorgeous and gorgeous.
Even Zhang Cairen was dressed more gorgeously than when they met in the afternoon, with a palace suit with golden plum patterns, golden branches, gems, flowers, butterflies and pearl hairpins, and bright red lips, which made him look very eye-catching.
In contrast, Yan Shu was wearing a pink-colored light-patterned jacket and skirt, with only pearls on her bun, which seemed a little pitiful.
Ren Dong was very helpless, she wanted to dress up her master properly, but Yan Shu insisted on light makeup, so light that she didn't have any sense of existence, so she had to do it.
At this time, Yan Shu was sitting almost at the end of the banquet, and compared to the heavily-made concubines in front of her, she really had no sense of existence.
But Zhang Cairen at the same table was different. Ren Dong could clearly feel that Concubine Zhou, Concubine Ning and the others were throwing at her intentionally or unintentionally.
In a flash, she finally understood the master's intentions - in such a situation, it is clear that she is looking for enemies for herself, and they are all powerful enemies!
Zhang Cairen is very brave.
However, Zhang Cairen himself didn't seem to feel it. At this time, he was sitting upright, with his waist upright, and posing in the best manner to wait for the arrival of the imperial driver.
In contrast, Yan Shu was a slobber, listening to the melons of the system while looking at the cakes on the table, wondering when they could start eating.
Well, the cakes for this kind of banquet are different at first glance. This lotus cake is really tempting.
Not long after, with the sound of "Your Majesty is coming...", tonight's protagonist finally appeared.
Everyone saw that a figure wearing a black dragon robe stepped into the hall, tall and majestic, and the face under the golden crown was engraved like a knife, every step of the way.
The concubines and concubines in the hall were excited. They all stood up and saluted, calling softly, "Long live."
Yan Shu followed her routine. After all, the opportunity was rare, and she deliberately peeped quietly, but it was a pity that it was too far away, so she could only vaguely identify the other party's nose. , The thin-lipped swallow-jaw seems to be really good.
At this moment, there was a ding sound in the ear, and the sound of the system sounded, "There is an emperor's melon. 】
The author has something to say:
System: There is a melon with an emperor.
Yanshu: What melon?
Emperor: Your husband is very handsome.
Yan Shu: …