It was nice day in Patch. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. A drunk guy half-naked on a tree branch.
Qrow:*sleeping* 💤
And a man tending his garden of roses and sunflowers.
Tai:*finishing up* And there, all done!*hands on hip* Now for a glass of ice cold lemonade!
Tai goes inside his to get a drink and sees his second wife Summer in the kitchen cutting strawberries.
Tai:*finger guns* Hey babe!
Summer:*finger guns* Hey babe!
Tai: So, I heard you have a mission from Oz tomorrow?*opening the fridge to the lemonade* What type of mission is it?
Summer:*putting the strawberries in a bowl* Oh that mission? Well...
Tai:*pours a glass of lemonade* Well? *about to drink lemonade*
Summer:*putting knife in the sink* I denied it because it too dangerous and it looked like it was a trap. And it was. Thanks to an anonymous source. And Qrow.
Tai: I see. *drinking lemonade*
Summer: And I also want another kid or more.
Tai:
Tai: WHAT?!
Summer:*whispering in his ear* I want sloppy thirds Taiyang Xiao-Long~
Tai: Wa-wait! Summer!
Summer:*heart eyes😍 & drooling🤤* Come here lover blonde boy~
Tai: Wait! Big Brain!
Tai: Wait Summer, I got a better idea!
Summer: Oh~
Tai: We could adopt!
Summer:🤨 Adopt?
Tai: Yeah, we can adopt at that orphanage in Mistral!
Summer:*with a "Are for real?" look* Mistral?
Tai: Yeah!
Summer:...
Tai:...
Summer:....Who's going to watch Ruby & Yang?
Tai: Qrow.
Summer:.....
Tai:...It's either him or Raven. And we both know what happened when we let her watch the house.
Summer: Oh.....
Tai and Summer were just coming home from a nice dinner date.
Summer: I hope Yang's alright.
Tai: Don't worry she'll be fine.
As they got to the front door.
Tai:*entering home* Guys, were ba-
Tai couldn't finish his sentence as he and Summer see Raven & Yang trying to put out a fire in the kitchen.
A/N: Raven divorce Tai, but still hangs out and visits them from time to time.
Tai:
Raven:*looks at them calm* Oh hey, guys.
Yang:*running around in circles* Runaway!! Runaway from the fire!!
Raven:*calm* Yang wanted pizza and I wanted pasta.
Tai:*still trying to figure what's going on* And?
Raven:*embarrassed* I didn't know how to cook it. And now I know how to set a kitchen on fire.
Yang:*stopped running* I helped!
Raven:*to Yang* I should have ordered that pizza. *hair catches on fire* 0_0!
Yang: 😱!!
Tai: 0_o?!
Raven & Yang:*running around in circles* Runaway!! Runaway from the fire!!
Tai:
Tai: o_o I can't even get mad, I'm just confused.
Summer:💢 But I can.
Raven:*stops running* Oh no!
Yang:*stops running* Oh no!
Tai:*looks at Summer* Oh no!
Qrow:*on the window* (in bird) Oh no!
Summer: OH YEAH!!!
Summer: I was really mad that time.
Tai: Yeah you were.
Summer: What if Qrow isn't available?
Tai: Don't worry I still have plan C!
Summer: Who's plan C?
Tai: And that's all you need to know Glynda.
Glynda:*glares at both of them*💢....Your team still owes me my 2,500 Lien.
Summer: It was only a car and bike.
Glynda:💢 That MYSELF and MY teammates are still paying off the damages.
Tai:*whispering to Summer* Again, how DID you crash that car into Ozpin's office?
Summer:*shrugs and whispers back* Idk? One of Remnant's greatest mysteries.
Glynda:💢 And my mystery is how far I can shove my shoe up your-
Summer:*her and Tai leaving out the door* Okay! Good luck! And don't damage the house! *closes the door*
Glynda:*crossed her arms* What does she mean don't damage the house?
Yang comes out and answers her.
Yang: My mom and uncle.
Glynda:....Wut?
Ruby:*behind her sister* Yep!
Glynda:.......*pulls her scroll out* You two want stuffed crust pizza?
Yang & Ruby: Yes!
<Meanwhile on the Bullhead heading to Mistral>
Tai and Summer were sitting together on the Bullhead. As they were riding, Summer asked an important question.
Summer: Just out of curiosity. What's the name of the orphanage?
Tai: I believe it's called the Children's Home?..........Whoever came up with that name was not sober.
Summer: Or on PCP.
Tai: Yeah-wait what? How would you know?
Summer:*deadpan* Bart.
Tai: Oh yeah. I thought it was the coffee.
Summer: Same.
Tai: You think he's still-
Summer: Yes.
Tai:*chuckles* Yeah.
Tai: By the way how many kids we should adopt?
Summer: Hmm depends.
Tai: Depends on what?
Summer: How the orphanage take care of them. And if someone is planning on adopting them and has bad intentions or using them I-no we will make sure to treat them like they were our flesh and born.
Tai:🙂 Okie-dokie.
Pilot:*intercom* Attention passengers. We'll be landing in Mistral's Bullhead Docking Bay 2 in just 15min. Please check your luggage and personal belongings and have a safe in the city.
Tai: Looks like we're almost there.
Summer: Yep!
<Timeskip at the Children's Home Orphanage>
??: Hey! Wake up!
??:*rubbing the sleepiness from her eyes* Hmm? What is it?
Cinder: Someone arrived to adopt us.
Emerald: Really?
Cinder: That's what I heard. Plus, I we think should get Mercury, Neo and Y/n. Especially Y/n.
Emerald: Yeah!
The two of them went to the area where kids meet their adoptive parents.
Emerald: Hey, Mercury!
Mercury: Hey, Emmy.
Cinder: Hi, Neo!
Neo:*waves "hi" to Cinder*👋🏻
Emerald:*looking around* I thought Y/n would be too?
Cinder: Yeah, where is he?
Mercury:*sighs* You know, the usual. On every time someone comes to adopt.
Cinder & Emerald:*sad* Oh..
Cinder: I guess that means he'll be stuck with them.
Emerald & Mercury: Yeah..
Neo:*nodding*😔
Cinder: So who's adopting-
???: Shut up and get in line you four!
All four of them flinched hearing that voice. That voice was the owner of the orphanage. Lady Kite.
Lady Kite: I said get in line!!
All of them got in line in fear.
Lady Kite: Now. Try and look your best. The person that's adopting you four is from Atlas and is a owner of a luxurious hotel. *threatening* So don't do anything stupid. Got it?
Cinder, Emerald & Mercury:*scared* G-g-g-g-g-got i-i-i-i-it.
Lady Kite:*pissed* EXCUSE ME?
Cinder, Emerald & Mercury:*really scared* Got it, Lady Kite!
Neo:*nodding furiously in fear*😣
Lady Kite:*to Neo* And you. Hide your neck. Unless you want another accident?
Neo:*shaking her head "No!" fast*😰😰🥺*hides her scar with a scarf*
Lady Kite: Good. *clears throat and breathes in & out*
Lady Kite:*cheerful* You may see them!
In enter the person that'll be adopting them.
Madame:*overly friendly* Why, hello there! Aren't you all looking lovely? *smiles*😁
Cinder: This woman is giving me bad vibes.
Mercury: This smells like trouble.
Emerald: Why does it look like she's putting up a friendly face?
Lady Kite: Aren't they? *whispering to them threaten* Smile you little brats!
Cinder, Emerald & Mercury:*smiles* Hello!/Hi!😀😃😄
Neo:*smiles and waves*😁👋
Madame: Hmm, that one is a mute. Oh well. I do need four to do all the hard work. So would you four like to-
Tai:*sticking his head out the door* Is this where we meet the kids?
Madame:*flinched* Monty Oum!!
Lady Kite:*jumped a little* What in the?!
Tai: Oh, sorry for the intrusion.
Lady Kite:*calm* Oh its no problem for a handsome man like you~
Summer:*sticking her head out the door as well*😠 He's married.
Lady Kite: Oh... Shit!
Summer:*sees the kids* Oh ain't they adorable.
Madame:*agreeing with her* Yes aren't they. Would leave I'm trying to get some new hire.
Summer:*ignoring her* We're also here to adopt.
Lady Kite: I see. May I have your names please?
Summer: Summer Rose.
Tai: Taiyang Xiao-Long.
Lady Kite: Wut?
Madame: Oh, you two are huntsmen?
Tai & Summer: Yes.
Madame: Shhhhhiiiiiit.......We I seem to be in the wrong place and I was just browsing.
Lady Kite: Wait what?
Madame: So long!*leaves*
Lady Kite: Wait!!
As Lady Kite was a meltdown. Summer looked at the kids who had a 'please help us' look.
Summer: I like to adopt these four, thank you.
Lady Kite:*deeply breathes in* I'll get the paperwork & documents ready. Dammit all.
Cinder: Wait?! What about Y/n?
Lady Kite:*whispering* HUSH! You little shi-
Tai: Who's Y/n?
Lady Kite:*sweating* Nobody.
Summer: Yeah, who is Y/n? And why they're not here?
Lady Kite:*sweating bullets* Like I said. Nobody.
Summer & Tai:*narrowing eyes*........
Lady Kite:*sweating bullets & eyes going different directions*..........
Tai:*narrowing eyes*............I wonder if Ozpin's available?
Lady Kite:*panicking* HE'S IN THE BACK!!!! AND YOU CAN ADOPT HIM!!! THESE TOO!!!!
Summer & Tai: Thank you! 😊
Cinder, Emerald & Mercury:*happy* Yay!! Freedom at last!
Neo:*clapping her hands*👏👏👏
The two parents head to back of the orphanage followed by Lady Kite, as four kids begin to pack their things. Lady Kite opens the backdoor to where there's a large open field of green grass and large walls for protecting the orphanage from Grimm. Near the wall, sat a lone boy with a blue hoodie, brown cargo shorts, white slip-on sneakers, (H/c) & silver eyes cutting logs.
Lady Kite:*yelling to him* Y/N!!
Y/n:*gets jumpscared & accidently throws axe* AHH!!!!
Lady Kite:*sees axe heading to her* EEEP!!!*ducks*
Summer & Tai:*shocked*😨 Sweat Sister....
Y/n:*gasps and runs to check on Lady Kite's condition* Lady Kite!!!😱 I'm so sorry!!🥺 Are you okay!?
Lady Kite:*shaking in fear cause her life before eyes flashed before her very eyes* I-I-I-I-I'm fine. *pointing to Summer & Tai* These two wanting to meet you.
Y/n look up at the two as he was kind of confused as to way these two wanted to meet him. Was he special? Was his friends(Cinder, Emerald, Neo & Mercury) going to be adopted by these two? Just why?
Y/n:*to Summer & Tai* Yes?
Summer:*smiling sweetly at him* Hi! I'm Summer! What's your name? And how old are you?
Y/n: Hello Summer. My name is Y/n.....Just Y/n. And I'm 8 years old.*looks at Tai* Who's he?
Tai:*smiles at him* Names Taiyang. Tai for short. And guess what?
Y/n:🤨 What?
Emerald:*sticking her head out the door* Hey Y/n! I packed your stuff for you! Cause we're getting by two hunts-*sees the 3 adults*-oh here they are.
Y/n:*surprised*😲 What?
Summer:*patting his head* That's right. We're your new family!*smiles sweetly at him*
Y/n: Family? I have. A family?
Tai & Summer:*smiles at him*😁 Yep!
Y/n:*looks down still surprised*...........*looks up at them* When do we leave?
Summer:*narrowing eyes at Lady Kite* As soon as someone gets all paperwork & documents ready.
Lady Kite:*now afraid of Summer* R-Right!! Of course!*leaves*
<Timeskip to late evening on the Bullhead back to Patch>
On the way back to Patch. As they were riding, Emerald, Neo & Mercury fell asleep on Summer's lap. While Y/n and Cinder stayed awake. Thinking what their new lives are going to be like.
Tai:*checking the documents* Huh? Neo's the same age as Ruby.*to Cinder* And you, Emerald & Mercury are the same age as Yang.
Cinder & Y/n:🤨 Who's Yang & Ruby?
Summer: Your new sisters.
Cinder: So Yang is 7 and Ruby is 5?
Tai: Yep.
Y/n: And I'm the big brother.
Summer: And Neo's the baby sister as she's a 2 weeks younger than Ruby.
A/N: I have no idea when's Neo's birthday is.
Cinder:*chuckles* As always is.
Tai:*realization* Shoot. We need more beds.
Cinder & Y/n: Oh......
Summer: Or...?
Tai, Cinder & Y/n:🤨 Or....?
Summer:*singing* Bunkbeds!!!
*window crack*
Emerald & Mercury:*waking up* Are we there yet?
A/N: This "" means sign language.
Neo:*waking up* "What happened?"
Tai:*not knowing sign language* Wut?
Y/n: "Just Summer's bad singing. Go back to sleep."
Neo:*silent yawn* "Yeah, nighty-night."
Y/n: "Nighty-night."
Neo falls back to sleep in Summer's arms as the 2 adults looked at Y/n with amazement.
Y/n:*looking at both of them* What?