aizawa's 19 adopted kids + sh...

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aizawa's daily dose of head aches More

One (Pranks, and why they don't go well in Class 1-A)
Two (Sero...but in a...skirt?)
Three (James Charles is put to shame)
Four (Love Bugs of 1-A)
The Cuntiest
Six (A Revelation)
Seven (Sicknesses and Quirk Mishaps)
Eight (Rainy Days by V)
Nine (The Day Hell Froze Over)
Eleven (Hide n' Seek)
Twelve (Toru's Eating Habit Beef)
Thirteen (Talking Shit)
Federal Bureau of Investigation's Girlboss Unit
Fifteen (Party Episode?)
Party Episode...
Party Episode!
Eighteen (Background Character Appreciation Day)
Nineteen (Arrangements)
Twenty (MOMo)
Twenty One (Sound the alarms; new couple alert?)
Parental Council
Twenty Three (Valentine's Day)
Twenty Four (Quirk Mishaps 2.0)
Twenty Five (Calling all nepo babies!)
S.W.A.T. (Slightly Wasted Alcoholic Teachers)
Twenty Seven (Class Date Night)

Ten (Class Bonding)

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Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso

Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother

•••
< Class Bonding Session is On >
•••

mother: You know what time it is!

i fcked your mind lol: Lord have mercy

mother: Class Bonding Time!

pika on cocaine: last time we did this, bakugou punched me in the face

team rocket blast off: I did not punch you in the face. My fist accidentally made contact with your face because I told you to back up when we were going to launch Pink Cheeks in the air and you did not back up

pika on cocaine: so you punched me in the face

mother: Class Bonding Time! Most Embarrassing Moment-discuss!

octo punch man: I'll go first

john cena: ME NEXT

small might: I wanna go after!!

fast as fck: Okay, I will make a list for the order! Message me privately if you have a story to share

fast as fck: Alright, I have the order!

mother: Thank you, Iida. Shoji, you're up.

octo punch man: So, when I was young

japanese karate kid: He says as a 14 year old boy

octo punch man: I will throw you off the roof

octo punch man: Anyways, I had a crush on a girl

acid cum: starting off scandalous i see

octo punch man: So you know, emotions happen and what not

octo punch man: However, I didn't have much control of my quirk and was not aware that I can also grow organs

hard 24/7:...Oh

octo punch man: Mid conversation with her, blushing and all, a bloody beating heart springs out of my seventh arm

octo punch man: And in pure panic, I somehow managed to rip it off and throw it down to the ground where it continued beating in the middle of the classroom

pika on cocaine: damn, i thought mine was bad

octo punch man: Why, what did you do?

pika on cocaine: i blew up my school

i fcked your mind lol: YOU FUCKING WHAT?

sugar crash: I completely expected that from Bakugou

keroppi: why is kaminari inactive, i need answers

japanese karate kid: Sorry guys, just walked in to his room and he seems to be wrapped up in Mario Kart

fck issac newton: after dropping that bombshell on us?

japanese karate kid: The ADHD kicked in

japanese karate kid: So he blew up his school

acid cum:...a crumb of context??

japanese karate kid: According to him, someone dared him to stick a fork into an outlet and he set off an electrical fire

japanese karate kid: At the time, they didn't have his quirk on file so the teachers couldn't prove it was his fault, but he was apparently called Pikachu for the rest of middle school

emo: @i fcked your mind lol denki terms?

i fcked your mind lol: messed around, fucked shit up but pulled a fast one, got a cool nickname and lived like a God damn ninja turtle

emo: haha nice

pika on cocaine: mb guys i'm back

pika on cocaine: btw toshi, that translation was superb because i had no idea what mashi was saying

mother:...Midoriya, you're up

small might: If it involves another person and it's a mutual embarrassment, does that person get to skip their story?

mother: I suppose so

team rocket blast off: Deku, I swear to God if it's what I'm thinking

fck issac newton: oh this outta be good

small might: So basically when Kacchan and I were young, wild, and free

emo: we love a west coast rap reference

small might: Our parents thought it'd be yk, fun, to have us all stay in a cabin over the weekend despite our differences

team rocket blast off: Izuku

small might: And of course, mutual hatred mixed with sexual tension is always a blast, so there we were

small might: Angrily making out on the bed

small might: Unbeknownst to the fact that both our moms came back from the lake and were completely aware of what was going on

acid cum: HOW LONG AGO WAS THIS

small might: 4 months ago

hard 24/7: Didn't he ask you out 3 months ago?

pika on cocaine: so he made out with you and didn't have the balls to ask you out?

fck issac newton: fat L

that's a lot of damage: MIDORIYA CAN WE PLEASE TELL THEM WHY HE DIDN'T ASK YOU OUT

small might: Be my guest

katy perry: Bakugou thought Midoriya wanted to break Hanta and I up because he was convinced that Midoriya had a crush on me

kerropi: WOWWWW

team rocket blast off: @small might I'll get you for this one day

small might: Mhm, love you too

mother: Well then, those are truly...stories, but I suppose I'm next

mother: So for context, instead of nervous sweating I have nervous producing. And one day, I was sitting with my extended family in a very serious setting

emo: you were literally at the park having a picnic

mother:...Anyways, I was planning on coming out to them, so as any LGBTQ+ person may know, I was extremely nervous

japanese karate kid: 100%, my tail could not stay still on the day I brought Kami and Shin home

small might: I can confirm Kacchan dropped six glasses because his hands were dripping with nitroglycerin

team rocket blast off: Why are you just airing out my business today?

mother: So, all eyes are on me. Mother, Father, Grandparents on both sides. Uncles, Aunts, Cousins-even the dog.

mother: And I opened my mouth, and threw up.

mother: What I threw up were bunch of mini rainbow coloured matryoshka dolls that I made in my subconscious, which all accidentally landed in the food and drinks

john cena: you can make things INSIDE your body?

emo: we'll use that information for later

the little birdie: We as in 8 makes 1 team?? Absolutely not

fbi: So are we just ignoring the Ateez reference?

the little birdie: Yes

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