Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso
Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother
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< Class Bonding Session is On >
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mother: You know what time it is!
i fcked your mind lol: Lord have mercy
mother: Class Bonding Time!
pika on cocaine: last time we did this, bakugou punched me in the face
team rocket blast off: I did not punch you in the face. My fist accidentally made contact with your face because I told you to back up when we were going to launch Pink Cheeks in the air and you did not back up
pika on cocaine: so you punched me in the face
mother: Class Bonding Time! Most Embarrassing Moment-discuss!
octo punch man: I'll go first
john cena: ME NEXT
small might: I wanna go after!!
fast as fck: Okay, I will make a list for the order! Message me privately if you have a story to share
fast as fck: Alright, I have the order!
mother: Thank you, Iida. Shoji, you're up.
octo punch man: So, when I was young
japanese karate kid: He says as a 14 year old boy
octo punch man: I will throw you off the roof
octo punch man: Anyways, I had a crush on a girl
acid cum: starting off scandalous i see
octo punch man: So you know, emotions happen and what not
octo punch man: However, I didn't have much control of my quirk and was not aware that I can also grow organs
hard 24/7:...Oh
octo punch man: Mid conversation with her, blushing and all, a bloody beating heart springs out of my seventh arm
octo punch man: And in pure panic, I somehow managed to rip it off and throw it down to the ground where it continued beating in the middle of the classroom
pika on cocaine: damn, i thought mine was bad
octo punch man: Why, what did you do?
pika on cocaine: i blew up my school
i fcked your mind lol: YOU FUCKING WHAT?
sugar crash: I completely expected that from Bakugou
keroppi: why is kaminari inactive, i need answers
japanese karate kid: Sorry guys, just walked in to his room and he seems to be wrapped up in Mario Kart
fck issac newton: after dropping that bombshell on us?
japanese karate kid: The ADHD kicked in
japanese karate kid: So he blew up his school
acid cum:...a crumb of context??
japanese karate kid: According to him, someone dared him to stick a fork into an outlet and he set off an electrical fire
japanese karate kid: At the time, they didn't have his quirk on file so the teachers couldn't prove it was his fault, but he was apparently called Pikachu for the rest of middle school
emo: @i fcked your mind lol denki terms?
i fcked your mind lol: messed around, fucked shit up but pulled a fast one, got a cool nickname and lived like a God damn ninja turtle
emo: haha nice
pika on cocaine: mb guys i'm back
pika on cocaine: btw toshi, that translation was superb because i had no idea what mashi was saying
mother:...Midoriya, you're up
small might: If it involves another person and it's a mutual embarrassment, does that person get to skip their story?
mother: I suppose so
team rocket blast off: Deku, I swear to God if it's what I'm thinking
fck issac newton: oh this outta be good
small might: So basically when Kacchan and I were young, wild, and free
emo: we love a west coast rap reference
small might: Our parents thought it'd be yk, fun, to have us all stay in a cabin over the weekend despite our differences
team rocket blast off: Izuku
small might: And of course, mutual hatred mixed with sexual tension is always a blast, so there we were
small might: Angrily making out on the bed
small might: Unbeknownst to the fact that both our moms came back from the lake and were completely aware of what was going on
acid cum: HOW LONG AGO WAS THIS
small might: 4 months ago
hard 24/7: Didn't he ask you out 3 months ago?
pika on cocaine: so he made out with you and didn't have the balls to ask you out?
fck issac newton: fat L
that's a lot of damage: MIDORIYA CAN WE PLEASE TELL THEM WHY HE DIDN'T ASK YOU OUT
small might: Be my guest
katy perry: Bakugou thought Midoriya wanted to break Hanta and I up because he was convinced that Midoriya had a crush on me
kerropi: WOWWWW
team rocket blast off: @small might I'll get you for this one day
small might: Mhm, love you too
mother: Well then, those are truly...stories, but I suppose I'm next
mother: So for context, instead of nervous sweating I have nervous producing. And one day, I was sitting with my extended family in a very serious setting
emo: you were literally at the park having a picnic
mother:...Anyways, I was planning on coming out to them, so as any LGBTQ+ person may know, I was extremely nervous
japanese karate kid: 100%, my tail could not stay still on the day I brought Kami and Shin home
small might: I can confirm Kacchan dropped six glasses because his hands were dripping with nitroglycerin
team rocket blast off: Why are you just airing out my business today?
mother: So, all eyes are on me. Mother, Father, Grandparents on both sides. Uncles, Aunts, Cousins-even the dog.
mother: And I opened my mouth, and threw up.
mother: What I threw up were bunch of mini rainbow coloured matryoshka dolls that I made in my subconscious, which all accidentally landed in the food and drinks
john cena: you can make things INSIDE your body?
emo: we'll use that information for later
the little birdie: We as in 8 makes 1 team?? Absolutely not
fbi: So are we just ignoring the Ateez reference?
the little birdie: Yes