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Vil - He accidentally ate mayonnaise and now has a severe acne breakout
Rook - Someone shot him in the ass with his own arrow
Epel - Got hit in the face with a football
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Malleus - He didn't get hurt, some nurses tricked him into going to the hospital for unknown reasons
Lilia - His back finally gave way
Sebek - Coughing out blood due to screaming continuously for the past 72 hours
Silver - He wanted to see the pediatrician to get free candy
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Kalim - Got a paper cut on his index finger
Jamil - Bug issues
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Idia - Was forced to seek treatment for his antisocial life
Ortho - Robots don't get sick. He's at the hospital because he IS the doctor
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Riddle - Has more than one cavity in his mouth
Trey - Got his head stuck in a pot
Cater - Swallowed his own phone because he followed a Tiktok trend and he can't get it out now
Deuce - Had actually caused an accident and was supposed to see the headmaster but escaped to the hospital instead
Ace - Is Deuce's accident because he got squashed by a giant cauldron summoned by him
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Leona - Not hurt at all, he's actually really healthy despite his daily routine being in shambles. Actually came because his brother got admitted there and wanted to take the chance to laugh maniacally in his royal face
Reggie - Poor pup pup got his tail stuck between a foldable ladder
Jack - Came to apologize to Epel because he was the one who kicked the football in his face
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Azul - Business for him went downhill and he wants to blame the hospital for it even though they had nothing to do with it
Jade - "Has anyone seen my crazy twin??? He's planning to steal your tranquilizers"
Floyd - Planning to steal tranquillizers so he can use them to take over the school
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I'm aware that half of the things mentioned here didn't made sense at all =w="