"Ohhh my goshhh Yamiii Channn tell me what happened." Tobi hopped around the kitchen excitedly.
"No."
"Whyyyy notttt?"
"Cause I wanna keep it a secret." I giggled as he pouted at me.
"What's all the commotion in here?" Deidara cruised into the kitchen looking at us.
"Tobi my man how you doing?"
"Lookk Yamiii its Deidara senpai."
"Hello Deidara." I look up and nod to him.
"Good evening Yami." He smiled as he walked over to me.
"What are you making?"
"I decided to make dango as a little snack." I pick up one of the sticks and hand one to Tobi.
"Yayyyy I love Yami's treats." He turned around and pulled his mask up at ate it.
"Mmm that's so good."
I tuck a strand of hair behind my ear as I finished making the other one.
"Anyways I got a little present for you Yami."
"Huh?" I looked at him in surprise.
He reached in his two pockets and went to work.
After a few moments or rustling around he finally finished.
"Tadahhh these are for you."
I look up to find a clay bouquet of roses.
"Pretty flowers for a pretty girl like you."
(He hasn't even seen my face.)
"Ohhhh." Tobi placed his hands over his mouth in wonder.
"Explosions not included." He winked as he held them out to me.
"How bout it Yami? Take these roses and be my special lady."
"I'm sorry Deidara I can't—-"
Just then a murder of crows appeared in the kitchen and there stood Itachi's back in front of me.
Deidara's posture slumped as he looked up at the man.
"Itachi my man...how's it swinging?"
He stared at him not saying a word.
He then turned to me and looked down at me.
"What are you in here making?"
"Oh I wanted a snack so I made some dango."
I saw his eyes light up just a little and I giggled not paying attention to Deidara in the back.
"F*CK YOU ITACHI!" He shouted.
"YOU THINK YOU BAD CAUSE YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE HALLUCINATE?"
"I CAN TAKE SOME ACID AND DO THAT."
"Ohhhh." Tobi watched on from the side of the counter.
"I—"
I tried to hold back my laughter but I failed horribly.
Sasori popped his head in the kitchen curious as to what was going on.
"TRY IT— TRY IT ON ME NOW."
"Woahhh Deidara Deidara Deidara don't do that...not with him."
Sasori had finally decided to walk in the kitchen.
"Stick with something more your speed."
"Like Hidan."
He patted his shoulder then proceeded to escort him out the kitchen.
"This isn't over Itachi not by a long shot."
"It never really started." He shot back.
"You were just yelling at someone who wasn't paying attention to you." He looked over his shoulder.
"COME ON SASORI LET ME AT HIM."
"Nope."
I let out another chuckle as I watch Deidara struggle against Sasori's grip as they disappeared from my sight.
I look over to find that Tobi had vanished too.
"So what brings you to my kitchen today Mr. Itachi."
"I sensed you were in trouble so I came."
"You know you can admit to me that you were spying on me again."
I chuckled as his cheeks turned the slightest bit of pink.
I grabbed my dango and grabbed his hand and teleported us to my room.
He looked around in wonder before looking down at me.
"Why here?"
"Why not?" I giggled as I sat on my bed.
I patted the seat next to me and he walked over to me and sat down.
"I don't like the fact that you think you can order me around."
"Is there a problem with that?" I looked up at him with a menacing look in my eyes.
He stared at me not saying anything.
"Ok then."
I pulled my mask down and took a bite out of the dango and he watched me.
"Mmphf this is so good. Itachi do you want a bite?"
I held out the stick to him and he looked at it hesitantly.
"No that's alright."
"Hmmm there's two more."
I waved the stick in front of his face but he still didn't take it.
"That's too bad then."
"Yami please stop that."
He grabbed my hand and I slumped in defeat.
"Alright fine fine."
He chuckled at me before taking a bite out of the dango on the stick.
"Hey!"
I snatched my hand away from him.
"You said you didn't want any."
He turned his face away from me as he chewed the dango.
"Well now I do."
I hurriedly eat the last one on the stick and throw it in the garbage.
"Hmph."
I pouted as I finished chewing the remaining dango in my mouth.
"Yami."
I look over at him and see he has another stick of dango in his hand.
"How did you—-Give me that!"
I hurriedly reached out to him in attempt to take the stick away from him but failed.
"Ah Ah Ah." He chuckled as his lifted his arm out of my reach.
"That's fine."
I pushed him over causing him to fall into my pillows and hurriedly grabbed it.
"Ha! Looks like I've got it now..."
I finally looked down at him and became aware of the position we were in.
I was now on top of him straddling him and he was looking up at me face unreadable.
"Oh I'll move..."
I go to move but he placed his hands on my hips stopping me from going anywhere.
"Itachi?"
He leaned up to me and we stared at each other for what felt like an eternity.
He moved his hands from my hips and took my mask off placing it on the bedstand.
He looked back at me and grabbed my face and connected our lips.
"Mmm."
I hurriedly made the dango disappear and wrapped my arms around him tangling them in his hair.
His tongue pushed its way into my mouth and it was a vicious fight for dominance.
I finally caved in when I felt his hands wandering all over my body and I softly moaned into the kiss.
(Oh god...)
He buried his face in my neck leaving gentle kisses as his hands went to untie my clothing.
"Itachi I—"
Knock knock knock!
"Yami channn are you homeee?"
"It's Tobi talk time remember?"
I heard Tobi's voice from the other side of the door.
"Oh sh*t Itachi you have to go."
I hurriedly push his shoulder as my clothing threatened to fall of my body but he wouldn't budge.
He pulled his face from my neck and whispered in my ear.
"All you have to do is stay quiet."
I was getting turned on more and more as his hands found their way to my ass gripping it.
His lips met mine again as he started to move my hips back and forth against him causing me to feel him through the thin fabric of my clothing.
I let out a whine as he bit my lip and forced his hot tongue back in my mouth making me forget that Tobi was even there.
I broke the kiss and pushed him back down on the bed and stared at him intently.
"No man is to dominate me."
Knock Knock Knock!
"Yamiii Channnn are you sleeping?"
"Tobi is saddd."
I sighed and looked at the door and then back down at Itachi.
"We'll have to finish this some other time."
"Seems so."
I lean down and give him a quick peck before getting off of him.
"Yes sweetie I'm here just give me a minute." I quickly fix my clothes the right way and put my mask back on.
"Okkk yayyy."
Itachi hurriedly got up and fixed his clothing and sat at a table so anything wouldn't look suspicious.
I walk to the door and let him in.
"Hi Tobi."
"Yamiii channn!" He ran in my room and gave me a hug.
I hugged him back and smiled.
"Ohhh Itachi's here."
We broke the hug and I went to close the door.
"Yeah we were just about to have some tea." I lied.
"A tea party without me? That makes Tobi saddd." He pouted as he sat down on my rug.
"No it's ok because I knew you were coming so I readied snacks for all of us.
"Yayyyy Yami channn is the best!" He immediately perked up and began rolling around on the rug.
Itachi and I briefly looked at each other before he got up and left the room.
"I shall retire to my room for tonight I am quite tired."
"Oh goodnight Itachi."
"Goodnight Yami."
He looked over his shoulder at me before he left the room closing the door.
"Tobi did you do that on purpose?"
"Tobi doesn't know what you're talking abouttt hehehehe."
I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms.
"Right right."