"While the banana plant is colloquially called a banana tree, it's actually an herb distantly related to ginger, since the plant has a succulent tree stem, instead of a wood one. The yellow thing you peel and eat is, in fact, a fruit because it contains the seeds of the plant." Your boyfriend of 6 months, Dr. Spencer Reid, explained while you were walking through a park, "And why exactly do you know that?" "You like to grow things.. and I was bored.." before you could respond you got a call from Penelope, "Hey Pen" "There's a case and it's a doozy, California." "Okay, I'm with Spence now, we'll be there soon. Bye" "See you soon" You sighed, "Where?" "Cali" "Lovely" he said sarcastically. You walked back to your car, Spencer doesn't really like to drive, You went to your apartment for your bag and Spence grabbed his go-bag from his apartment. "Records of nearly 1,000 incarcerated arsonists were also reviewed. Findings revealed that most serial arsonists were young white males; 58.7 percent of fires were set by offenders before 18 years of age, and 79.7 percent were set before 29 years of age." Spencer announced to the team, "90% of arsonists had recorded mental health histories, and of those 36% had the major mental illness of schizophrenia or bipolar disorder. 64% were abusing alcohol or drugs at the time of their firesetting. Pyromania was only diagnosed in three of the 283 cases." The team just looked at him like "😶" and he made that one face:
You had a slight smile on your face because you enjoy his vast knowledge on topics, throughout the case Spencer kept stating facts about Arsonists. On the next case you had, he said less facts... he was practically silent, working on a geographical profile. Something was affecting him and you wanted to know what it was. Nobody else was in the room so you asked him, "What's wrong Spence?" "Nothing" , you hopped off the table you were sitting on, "It's not "nothing". You've been quiet as a church mouse. What's going on?" "I state stupid— and mostly irrelevant facts about any topic and the team just stares at me. And I start rambling, it probably annoys you. And— and, I'm doing it again..." ,his face began to turn pink, you smiled at him, "W- what are you smiling about..?" "You really think I don't like it?" You giggled, "Yeah.. why would you?" "It's cute. Whenever you start rambling, it brings a smile to your face. You're really involved in these facts. it is truly adorable." You ruffled his hair, "I love you Y/N/N" "I love you too Spence" you responded kissing his cheek. After that interaction, he started spewing facts and the team made connections, "I think it's time to deliver our profile."
Spencer rambling makes me so happy. The LOML.
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