Someone: *Breaks spaghetti*
Italy: *Dramatic music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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America: *enters the kitchen*
A: Hey Russia, watcha doing?
R: Baking cookies with gasoline and then drying them with fire
A: Sometimes I wonder how you're still alive
R: You're not the only one
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Ussr & co: *arguing in a meeting*
Cuba: China, Oracle
Cina: *rolls his eyes and sighs* tells the old saying, annoying people are like candles
Vietnam: why are you sayi-
N.K.: SHHHHHH!!
China: if you want them to have a meaning, you gotta burn them
Ussr: *looks at China* well then, it's decided, any capitalists will go to the stake
(Buon Ferragosto °>°)
15/08/2022 at 11:16:)