The next day I woke up at around 11 pm and I saw a bunch of text messages from Nick. What did he need this time?
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Nick 🐼
DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU
LAST NIGHT??
IM SORRY I DONT REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED
WHY DOES IT SAY WE FACETIMED
FOR AN HOUR LAST NIGHT
you and your friends called me
Alex stole your phone and started
running around with it if thats
what you wanted to know
did i say something i wasn't
supposed to?
no you were fine
i just had to take care of you
through the phone because you
couldn't open doors or find
your room 💀
BRUH
I HAVE A KEYCARD WITH THE
NUMBER OF THE ROOM ON IT
and you thought it was your
credit card so you didn't want
it to be scanned
YOU ALSO KEPT SAYING YOUR
ROOM WAS 420 SO YOU WALKED
AROUND THE FLOOR LOOKING
FOR ROOM 420
LMAO
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
I'D DO
AND YOU DID DO IT
now can you explain why I woke
up with dream sleeping on my bed
with his hand around my waist when
I woke up
well that took a turn tf
idfk did you guys hook up last
night or something?
I DONT KNOW??
DID WE??
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME??
CHECK IF HIS ASS HURTS OR
NOT
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I didn't want to say that Clay had problems with his girlfriend last night and I was pretty sure they had argued the night before so Clay ended up staying with Nick. That's all I have from what I know, I don't know or even want to know what they did after I hung up.
I got up from my bed and went to my kitchen to find something to eat. Only to realize I'm a 19 year old living in an apartment alone so I definitely don't have anything to eat..
I definitely didn't want to go outside again. I already did that last time and I don't want to do it for the next few years. Yes that means I don't want to go outside ever again.
I ended up ordering food for lunch, haven't had Japanese food in a while so I ordered ramen and some extra stuff I didn't even think of adding and just let it come to me. It's food so I knew I'd definitely eat it.
I set my phone down on the counter to get myself apple juice it went buzzing again. I swear I can't catch a break anymore.
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Kaede 🐸
DAPHNE
HELP ME
WHAT IS IT KAI
SOMEONE ASKED ME OUT AND
PANICKED AND ACCIDENTALLY
SAID YES BUT I DONT LIKE THEM
WHAT THE FUCK KAI
DID YOU FORGET WHAT YOU
CAME OUT AS??
I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO REJECT THEM
SINCE IVE NEVER BEEN ASKED OUT
BEFORE
ITS A GUY FROM UNIVERSITY AND HE
WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME AFTER
CLASS BUT I CANT BECAUSE I JUST
DONT HAVE ANY INTEREST
WHATSOEVER IN HIM AT ALL
KAEDE I LEAVE YOU FOR 2
SECONDS
NEVER LEAVE A WILD KAEDE IN
ITS HABITAT THEN SMARTASS
gimme a sec kai
nick is texting me
YOU FUCKING LOVE HIM MORE
THAN ME
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Nick 🐼
DAPHNE I THINK WE HOOKED UP
NICK WTF
HE HAD PROBLEMS WITH WISTERIA
AND SLEPT IN MY ROOM FOR SOME
REASON
YOUR OTHER BEST FRIEND
IS GETTING MARRIED OFC
HE WOULDN'T BARGE IN THE
GROOM'S BEDROOM BC HE
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND FOUGHT
DAPHNE BUT THE THING IS
I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE OF US
PENETRATED OUR HOLE
im done talking with you nicholas
good bye
DAPHNE
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Kaede 🐸
STOP HAVING E SEX WITH NICK
AND ANSWER THE FUCKING
PHONE DAPHERT
KAEDE
WHAT DO I WEAR?? DO I GO??
WHAT IF HE HAS SEX WITH ME??
IM SCARED DAPHNE
HE WONT HAVE SEX WITH YOU ON THE
FIRST DATE KAI ITS OKAY
BUT WHAT IF HE DOES
FOR FUCK SAKE KAI HE WONT
IM TRYING TO HELP NICK FIGURE OUT
HOW HE WOKE UP WITH CLAY NEXT TO HIM
RIGHT NOW
HE HAD SEX WITH CLAY??
I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHY IS
EVERYONE ASKING ME
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I miss a time where I had no friends. That's a lie I love my friends but what the fuck am I doing right now. If I wasn't texting one of them, I was sleeping.
I should really start getting paid for this because it's harder than my actual job.
I placed my phone on the counter and gave myself a break by lying on the couch. That's when I heard millions of buzzing come from the vibration of my phone.
Is this what mother's go through except with actual real children running around?
I decided to leave it be and just mind my own bussiness for a bit. It didn't matter anyway when I would answer since they would continue to annoy me for hours.
Wait maybe I should stream... I'm sure my 10 viewers would be better people to talk to than whatever is on my phone as of the moment.
So I turned my pc on and waited for everything to load in. I opened my obs and fixed my scenes to stream. Once I got that, I did my light make up because I swear I looked like I had just woken up, which I have but we ignore that.
I started the stream in the starting soon screen and I guess Nick and Kaede got the notification first because before I even revealed mysefl, they were already there spamming my chat with stuff like "OH YOU'RE STREAMING NOW??" or "ANSWER THE PHONE"
Good god I can't escape them..
I put my screen down and showed the scene with my webcam and my chat beside me. That's when I didn't even notice the stream info saying I was at 600 followers and my viewers peaking at 60.
What? Why is there so many people here-
"Hi! I'll just be playing bedwars for now, maybe answer questions and stuff but no asking too personal questions" I announced, starting up my minecraft. "For everyone new here, you may tell me about yourselves in chat like preferred name and pronouns but no telling of age because that's against Twitch's rules"
User: Call me Felix, he/they :D
Sapnap: when are you gonna pick up the phone?
PikaKai: where is your phone?
User: How's your day Daffy? :)
User: why have you been inactive? dont need to answer if private
"Hi Felix, welcome to my chat! CharmingMonkey, I remember you! I've been doing great, thanks for asking" I said into my mic with a wide smile "Sidewalker, I missed you being in my chat, I've been inactive for a bit since I have this huge project I'm working on for you guys! It requires a mod and that's what we're working on right now. I'll be streaming it then uploading an edited version on my YouTube. Mods, can you spam the YouTube link in my chat?"
mod: nah im good
mod: wheres that one dedicated mod
mod: Click here for LaffyDaffy's YouTube!
mod: there's jordan
U
ser: LMFAO THE MODS JUST DEPENDING ON JORDAN
"Yes thank you Jordan.. Everybody here loves Jordan more than everyone" I joked, watching the chat fly by with comments supporting Jordan.
Sapnap: be a dear and answer your phone for me :)
PikaKai: fuck off sapnap shes mine
Sapnap: you fuck off
User: whos sapnap?
User: is this another instance where kai fights with a fan LMAO
"Okay, Sapnap is my coder and he is helping me with my project while Kai just argues with him because I sometimes talk to him instead of them" I explained to my chat.
Sapnap: answer the phone i need u
PikaKai: NO ANSWER ME
Sapnap: kai i will hit you
Pikakai has banned Sapnap from the chat
User: LMFAO DID KAI BAN HIM
"KAEDE! LEAVE N- SAPNAP ALONE" I yelled out. "Actually, leave my chat alone! Let them live, let them breathe, I haven't streamed in a month"
User: yeah kai listen to your wife
PikaKai: no fuck you im my own person
mod: daffy remove kai as a mod so i can ban them
User: I just entered wtf is happening
"Kai, fuck off or I'll remove your mod and hello UndeadGravy! I don't know what's happening either but it has something to do with Kai's weird manners so basically like any other stream I've ever had!"
I continued on the stream for a bit before ending it right after it reached an hour. I averaged more than my normal viwers at 45 then peaked at 60 viewers. I also gained 20 followers from that stream I have no idea where did they come from.
I went out to the kitchen and got myself a drink when I remembered that I had left my phone on the kitchen counter. I picked it up and I had more than a hundred notifications from my socials.
When the hell did I even get these followers? I haven't streamed in a month and barely even post on any platform I have. All I've been doing is playing Valorant and Minecraft with Nick and Kai.
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Nick 🐼
Daphne
Daphone
daffadoodle
daffypoo
actually wait ew not that
das ma knee
dafdaf
daffy waffy
doodly doo
daphne
DAPHNE
fuck you i have a wedding to attend
now good bye
YOU'RE LIVE?? ARE U KIDDING ME
Im watching u while george is saying
his vows rn
can kai fuck off
DAPHNE UNBAN ME PLEASE
daphne do u hate me
do you want me to say that one
speech from hamlet
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
T
he slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.
totally didnt google that i memorized
it on my own B)
daphne how long are u gonna leave
me here
Daphne
is it because i kissed ur mom?
nick what the fuck happened
DAPHNE
what the hell happened while i was
gone
YOU DISAPPEARED THATS UR
FAULT
bro what
glad ur back now im going to the
reception
dont get drunk again and call me
cuz istg
i dont want to have to babysit you
again
i wont get drunk
but look at my suit :P
*image attached*
you look good :)
i do??
yeah
am i not allowed to compliment
you or something?
no you are
it's just different when it comes
from you
you look snazzy and stuff :]
thank you daphne :) <3
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Somehow I got to the soft side of Nick and he stopped making comments were genuinely from the deepest depths of hell. But I like this side he's showing. I found it sweet and it somehow brought a smile to my face.
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a/n: i have a face claim for daphne. should i post it with her insta post or keep daphnes appearance to your imagination? /gen