*Marinette crying in the Wayne Manor kitchen*
*Damian hurries into the kitchen and is very alarmed*
Damian: “Habibti! What is wrong?”
Marinette sniffles: “It's okay, Damian, I'm just cutting onions.”
Damian mumbles: “Tt, how dare they make you cry...”
*Damian glares at the onions on the cutting board and pulls out his katana*
Damian: “Please, allow me to deal with *cough cough torture* these concentric layered Allium cepa bulbs.”