Maxine "Maxi Pad" Welbourne~
You expect me to shit, piss, AND eat in basically the same room??"
"Up your nose to your empty, half-witted brain you tit sucker!"
"Stop dippin' in my Kool-Aid you son of a bitch!"
"Catch you on the flip side, bandana boy."
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Robin "Bandana Boy" Arellano~
"C'mon man, have you seen her? She's a total brick house!"
"We're going to have so much fun tonight, to the max, Max!"
"Leave her alone you bogus mothefucker!"
"La quería con todo mi corazón!"
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Jill "ma" Welbourne~
"Let's go Maxi pad, ma's got a date tonight!"
"SUCK A DICK, ASSHOLE!"
"Do I need to get violent, or are you and your shitty little assistant going to help me!?"
"I've lost too much already, I CANNOT lose her!"
"No no no no no, not my baby! NOT MY BABY!"
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Danny "Trash Mouth" Welbourne~
"Cock Sucker!"
"Ewwww, Robin's giving Maxine cooties!"
"Are you guys going to get married one day?!"
"Well, uh, did you know Robin's my buddy!? AND he gives cooties to my sister every time he's with her!?"
"When's Maxie going to come home, ma? People at school are telling me she's dead!"
"Keep her name out of your mouth, fuck heads!"