Melony: *GASP* SMG4, ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!
SMG4: *grunts* Ugh...
Melony: OMG, did you bang your head or something?!
SMG4: W- What... the hell...?
Melony: SMG4?
Then...
SMG4: M- MELONY?!?!?!
Melony: Um...
SMG4: What are you doing?! Where's Tari?!
Melony: OMG...
SMG4: Hang on... are we in... SMG3's holiday house?!?!?!
Melony: Your... memory...
SMG4: OMG...
Melony: Your memory is back!!!
SMG4: ARE YOU NAKED BEHIND THAT BATH TOWEL?!?!?!
Melony: Um...
SMG4: Where's Tari?!
Melony: Can you remember everything, now?!
SMG4: The only thing I remember... was getting hit with a head with a Bowling ball...
Melony: OMG, you're back to normal!!!
SMG4: What do you mean?!
Melony: You suffered from Amnesia!
SMG4: Amnesia?! I HAD MEMORY LOSS?!?!?!
Melony: Looks like you banged your head against the table, and your Amnesia wore off!!!
...
SMG4: OMG, I remember everything now!!! I'm married to Tari!!!
Melony: *sigh* Yes... you are...
SMG4: What's the matter, Melony?
Melony: Um... funny story...
SMG4: Yes?
Melony: We... were gonna have sex...
...
SMG4: YOU WHAT?!?!?!
Melony: When you had Amnesia... you had feelings for me, and we snogged each other. And, we travelled 20 miles across the Internet Graveyard, just to get to this house... and we were gonna have sex...
SMG4: OMG... Melony, you know I'm married to Tari!
Melony: *sigh* I know...
SMG4: And, you always think about Axol!
Melony: I know... but he's dead...
SMG4: And, you're... naked behind that bath towel?!
Melony: *sigh* The truth is... I always wanted to have sex with Axol... but, he's dead now and I'm such a lonely Girl, at the moment...
SMG4: Okay?
Melony: I'm tired of being single... and when you had that Amnesia and you said that you liked me... I started to have feelings for you.
SMG4: Really?
Melony: And, to be honest... you said that Tari's breasts weren't big enough for you... and I knew you love my big breasts.
SMG4: I mean... you do have bigger breasts than Tari.
Melony: And, you said that Girls with bigger breasts turn you on.
...
SMG4: *sigh* Can I tell you a secret?
Melony: Go on.
SMG4: Bigger breasts DO turn me on... and I always thought about Tari getting a boob-job... and now, I'm here with one of her friends... naked next to me.
Melony: *sigh* Screw it...
Melony un-wrapped her towel.
Melony showed off her nude body to SMG4.
SMG4: Oh... My... God... what a body, you've got!
Melony: Um... you like what you see?
...
SMG4: OMG, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
SMG4 started snogging Melony, and they were both tongue-wrestling.
Melony: OMG, SMG4!!! Let's have sex!!!
SMG4: I hope Tari doesn't find out!!!
Meanwhile...
Mario: This is ridiculous...
Tari: I'm starting to shake and cry, now...
Luigi: Perhaps, they've gone missing...
Mario: They're out there somewhere in the Internet Graveyard, we can't even cross the woods at night!!!
Luigi: They must be lost...
Shroomy: Can't we just ring them?
Saiko: There's no signal when you're in the middle of nowhere!
...
Mario: So, Melony was taking SMG4 to where his 1st kiss was... then, that probably didn't work and they end up somewhere, far away in the Internet Graveyard.
Luigi: How big is that world?
Mario: I reckon it's the same size as Russia...
Meggy: *sigh* This is insane...
Tari: I can't believe this... it's getting late and they're still not back yet!!!
Shroomy: It's only 10:30pm.
Mario: So, at this moment in time... we've absolutely no idea where SMG4 and Melony are...
Later...
Bob: Um... Mario? Can I borrow you for 2 minutes?
Mario: You OK, Bob?
Bob: I just want a word... in private...
Mario: *sigh* Alright, then...
Luigi: Can I carry Gino for you?
Mario: Here you are, bro.
Mario passes Gino to Luigi.
Luigi: Hello, Little Gino.
Gino: *sneezes*
Tari: Aww... 🥰
Meggy: Bless you, little man.
Mario: Everything alright?
Bob: Um... I don't know how to tell you this, but...
Mario: Spit it out!
Bob: I saw something traumatising when I was getting a midnight snack, last night...
Mario: And?
Boopkins: *sigh*
Mario: What's the matter, you three? Why do you all look nervous and shaky?
Boopkins: Bob, show him the photo...
Mario: What photo?
Bob: *sigh* This is just between you and us...
Bob showed him the photo.
Mario: *GASP* HOLY... CRAP!!! 😱
Boopkins: Tari cannot see this!!!
Mario: Is that...
Bob: SMG4 is having an affair with Melony...
Mario was shell-shocked.
Mario: Bloody hell... 😨
Back with SMG4...
SMG4: *panting* Oh... My... God...
Melony: *panting* How... was... that?
SMG4: That... was... AMAZING!!!
Melony: Wow... you were amazing!
SMG4: I finally lost my virginity!!!
Melony: You sure did, SMG4...
SMG4: This has been the best night of my life!
Melony: You were right... Girls with bigger breasts DO turn you on.
...
SMG4: Melony?
Melony: Yeah?
SMG4: Thanks for losing my virginity.
Melony: You're welcome.
*KISS*
SMG4: I'm getting tired, now.
Melony: Yeah, so am I.
SMG4: Good night, Melony.
Melony: Good night, SMG4.
SMG4 and Melony went to sleep.
SMG4 HAS JUST HAD SEX WITH MELONY, IS THIS THE END OF SMG4 x TARI?!?!?! 😱