Next morning. Suna village…
Naruto woke up… only to feel something warm beside him. He glanced to his left… and saw a very smiling girl, still sleeping peacefully on his shoulder. Well obviously, his first thought was…
'Who in the b…blonde hell, are you… wait, blonde?' He looked up, trying to remember the events of last night.
Flashback…
After saving Gaara all celebration time went quickly and it was already bedtime.
Uzumaki Naruto, the jinchuriki of Kyuubi no yoko… was taking his boxers off… yes he sleeps without clothes!
"Damn!" He exclaimed. "Oh! How I 'love' this village! Fucking sand! How did it even manage to get inside of my boxers?!" Of course our hero didn't expect to hear a knock on his door right now. 'Shit!' He thought, quickly putting boxers back on. "Who is it?"
"Um… Naruto-san, it's Temari… can I come in?" A stuttering voice came from behind the door.
"Sure, come in!" Naruto answered.
Kazekage's sister walked into the room… and immediately got a nosebleed from the sight of the almost naked Konoha genin.
"So…" Naruto started, because by the look of it she could stare all night. "…What is it?" He asked, finally taking into account that she was in her bedclothes as well…
The girl blushed. "I… uh… I just… wanted to… ask you a favor, Naruto-san. Can you help me with a problem?"
Naruto smiled. "Sure, I'll help if I can. What's the problem?"
Temari hesitated for a few seconds, but then finally gathered her resolve and in one quick motion undid her robe's strings, letting it fall freely on the floor.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Woah!" He then sized up and down Temari's naked features and finally exclaimed. "That's good and all, but…" He sized her up again. "I sure as hell don't see any problems here."
Temari bit her lower lip. "T-The p…problem is…s tha…at…" She gulped. "I'm a v…virgin, Naruto-san." She squeezed out of herself.
Naruto raised second eyebrow. "How can this be? I thought all kunoichis are receiving… special training in this field."
The blonde girl frowned. "Yes, that's true… but the thing is… I didn't receive it…"
"Why?"
"…Gaara…"
"Oh, I see…"
Now frown turned into a pleading face. "Please, Naruto-san! Can you help me? You're the only one!"
Naruto made an evil smile. "If you want to see Naruto fuck that blonde girl senseless, give me a HELL YEAH!" He said somewhere to the side, walking towards Temari's shivering form.
End flashback…
Naruto glanced at the sleeping girl again. 'How could I not… Oh, her hair undone.'
Feeling of his shift woke her up.
"Good morning." Naruto said.
"Mmm… morning…" She moaned back.
"So, how do you feel?" The jinchuriki asked.
Temari blushed. "Alive…"
Naruto smiled. "That's good."
"What time is it?" The girl asked.
Naruto looked at the watch, then back to her. "8:32. it's quite early actually…"
Temari bit her lip. "Then… can we… well… again?" She looked at him with puppy eyes.
Naruto snorted. "You didn't have enough yet? I fucked you all night until you lost your consciousness… right under me if I remember."
The blonde girl became red as a tomato. "Did I… did I make you feel good?" She asked worriedly.
The genin smiled. "Yeah, you did… for a second I almost did not believe that you were a virgin…"
"Really?" She sat up.
"Yep!" He smiled brightly at her.
She threw herself at him, and hugged him tightly. "Thank you, Naruto. You made me so happy… so happy that I want to make you feel good again." She added with a smirk.
Naruto chuckled. "Who am I to deny you anything?!" He asked sarcastically. Without saying anything else she slowly crawled backwards, smiling evilly at him the entire time… until she reached her desired destination.
"Mmm… Someone's happy to see me first time in the morning." Temari said playfully, licking her lips. Then, without wasting any more time, she quickly took him in her mouth.
"Hooo!" Naruto exclaimed. "You're not going to stop, are you?"
Temari stopped for a second. "No way!"
"I thought so." He said, grabbing her hair with his hand and pulling her down on his hard member.
"Mmm…" Temari moaned, her head moving up and down.
Naruto threw his head back in pleasure. 'What a nice way to meet a new day! But… something's amiss… Ah! Of course!' He carefully chose moment when she wasn't looking at him, then quickly put his free hand behind his back and pulled out a can of cola. 'Life is good!'
Temari on the other hand had different thoughts. '…So big! And the smell… intoxicating!' She thought fingering herself. 'I want it to enter me so badly… Damn! Can't wait any longer.' She sat up and crawled on top of Naruto. "I can't wait any more, Naruto-kun! I want you inside!"
Naruto smirked. "In that case, feel free to help yourself."
She didn't need to be told twice.
"Mmmhh!" Temari slid down, taking in all his length. Without any hesitations she started her female doings, bumping up and down on him as fast as she could. Naruto decided not to be a log and reached for her breasts with both of his arms. Yes, he drank the cola up already.
"Ahh! Yes!" She screamed in ecstasy. "Does it feel good, Naruto-kun?"
"Hell yeah!" He answered still massaging her breasts, while she moved her hips back and forth.
'Oh my God!' Temari thought. 'This feeling… is something out of this world. I tasted it only last night, but… I think I won't be able to live without it anymore!' Then she felt even more wonderful sensation coming.
"Naruto-kun! I'm…"
"Yes! Cum for me, Temari!"
And she did… "KYAAAAAAAA!" The girl screamed as her body arched backwards and her hands squeezing Naruto's wrists hard.
"Hah…hah… Oh my God… oh God! Please, Naruto-kun… Please don't stop… Please I want more!" She fell on top of him and started to desperately lick his cheeks and lips. "Please make me cum again! Please I want to feel your hot white beautiful seed inside of me again!"
Naruto smirked. "Really?" A sudden idea came to his mind. "What will you do to have it?"
"Anything!"
His smirk widened. "Then from now on you'll do exactly as I say."
"Yes! Yes, I will!"
"Good." With that he turned her around and pinned her to bed. She immediately wrapped her legs around him and also grabbed his ass with both her arms, pulling him closer.
"Please, Naruto-kun! It can be our last time together in a while. So I want you to mess me up! I beg you, Naruto-kun! Ravish me!"
Naruto gave a dark chuckle… "Now you said it!" And started to pump in and out of her, like there was no tomorrow… It didn't take her too long to cum again.
"AAAAAHH!" She screamed, releasing large portions of her life juice… But Naruto didn't even thought of stopping. He became obsessed. The world has disappeared. There were only he, a screaming girl below him, and a large load of cum, desperately waiting to be released into this girl's warm dark soft embrace. He haven't noticed as she came again and again, screaming more loudly with every time and loosing the remains of her mind… Then he felt something strange…
'Oh!' He looked down at her almost exhausted form. 'Is she… milking me?' He asked himself unbelievingly. 'For a yesterday's virgin to be able to use this technique… Does she wants my cum so much?' The jinchuriki smiled. 'Then it's what she'll receive!' He fastened his pace, until he finally felt it.
"Oh yes…" He pressed himself closer to her. "O-O-O-O… Aaahhh!" He shouted loudly as he came full force inside of her, releasing an extremely large amount of his sperm deep inside Temari's welcoming pussy.
Suna kunoichi's eyes opened wide. "Oh God! Naruto-kun! You're filling me! There's so much!" She pulled him closer inside with her hands. "More… give me more… I'll take all of it!"
"GrrrrAH!" Naruto growled as he did another deep thrust and released the remains of his seed in one single burst… pushing Temari over the edge once again.
"HYAAAA!" She screamed, as he finally emptied himself completely and fell on top of her.
"Damn, that was good!" Naruto said as he pulled out of her and turned on his back.
Temari smiled and leaned on his shoulder. "Thank you, Naruto-kun…"
The jinchuriki smiled. "My pleasure. You were…" He started to answer, only to notice that she was already asleep. "Aww, how cute… too bad I can't sleep along." He said, getting out of bed.
Time 10:40. Suna village's entrance…
"Well, thank you guys and everything." Kankurou said. "Sorry Temari couldn't come to say farewell…"
A knowing smirk appeared on Naruto's face. 'I'd be amazed if she did…'
"Thank you, Uzumaki Naruto." Gaara stated as he shook Naruto's hand.
"Hey, anytime, man. Just whistle!" Naruto answered, smiling cheerfully.
Gaara raised an eyebrow. "You will come then?"
"Well… no, I won't… but it sounds cool, doesn't it?" Then unpredictable happened… Gaara smiled. It was not an insane smirk, but a true smile.
"Sure. See you around." Kazekage said.
"Naturally." Naruto answered and started walking away.
Three days later. Time 15:45. Hokage's office…
"So let me summarize it… The Kazekage is rescued, one or hopefully two Akatsuki members dead, no Konoha shinobi casualties, except for Kakashi's major chakra exhaustion, and you even managed to receive the information about Orochimaru and Uchiha Sasuke's whereabouts. I must admit you have impressed me. I didn't expect half of it." Tsunade, the Godaime Hokage of Konoha praised two teams of shinobi, standing before her. "So, what is the information about?"
Naruto knew that the question was to him. "Apparently, Sasori had a spy among Orochimaru's men. He was supposed to meet said spy in five days at the Heaven and Earth Bridge."
Tsunade started to analyze the situation. 'Certainly, a team should be send… but who?' Her train of thoughts was interrupted by her very excited apprentice.
"Tsunade-sama. I request to be a part of the ambush team!" Sakura replied in a formal way.
'Hmm…' The Hokage thought. 'I haven't even said that I will send anyone… Still there should be at least one medic and she is an excellent choice. Then again, she has motivation.' She straightened. "Alright. Haruno Sakura. You will be the first member of the ambush team. Later I will inform you about your teammates, whom I will approve…"
"Actually…" Tsunade turned to the source of the voice, which just happened to be one Uzumaki Naruto. "I would like to be a part of this team also."
The Hokage narrowed her eyes. "Why?" She only asked.
"Well…" Naruto began. "To cut it short, I still haven't kept my promise to Sakura here." He pointed at his pink haired teammate. "And I really don't like to break my promise." 'Even if it was a fake one…'
Tsunade crossed her fingers in front of her face and glared intensively at Naruto. He didn't even flinch. Godaime closed her eyes and sighed. "Fine. Uzumaki Naruto. You will be the second member of the ambush team. You will also be informed about the identities of your two remaining teammates. Your team will leave the village tomorrow at 14:00. Any questions?"
Silence.
"Good. Dismissed!"
Eight minutes later. Random street of Konoha…
Naruto and team Gai were passing through Konoha's marked district. Sakura already left them, to Lee's great disappointment, saying that she will be "busy preparing for one of the most important mission in her life". Naruto tried hard not to laugh. 'Sure, you stupid bitch. You had the entire childhood of these most important missions. I wonder what she will do when she meets little Uchiha shit… Probably try and stare him into submission.' Naruto snorted.
A picture appeared in his mind. Sakura and Sasuke were standing at some grassy field very close to each other.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said with stars in her eyes. "Let's go back to Konoha, so we can get marry and live happily ever after!"
Naruto tried to imagine Sasuke with the same expression… and when he did, he bit his lip very hard, trying not to laugh like a fool in the middle of the street full of people. "Of course, Sakura!" Naruto slapped himself hard. "Let's hurry up and fuck each other like rabbits, so I can resurrect my clan!"
Naruto was on the verge of tears, a small giggles already escaping his throat.
"No, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura exclaimed and hugged the youngest Uchiha. "Konoha is too far! I will revive your clan right here!" That was it… or could have been if Neji haven't pulled Naruto out of his thoughts.
"Hey, are you alright, man? You looked like you saw the end of the world." Hyuga prodigy pointed.
Naruto snorted. "Yeah… I probably did…"
Neji was going to add something, but…
"Yosh! Naruto-kun! I want to test your flames of youth!" Lee stated, taking a nice guy pose.
Naruto arched an eyebrow. 'Is it just me, or it sounded like he wants to rape me?!' Naruto asked himself… Unknown to him, Neji and Tenten were thinking the same thing.
Gai on the other hand had a completely different thought. 'I don't really think that it will be a very good idea…' Of course. He already had a taste of Naruto's flames of youth.
Naruto thought for a moment. 'I can just tell him to fuck off… but where is the fun in that?!' He smiled. "Sure thing, Lee!" Neji and Tenten's jaws hit the floor. "How about we run from…" He looked around. "…What the hell, from right HERE and climb the Hokage mountain with just one hand. The first who reaches the top is the winner!"
If Neji strained his eyes a little more, they would probably turn into a Sharingan. 'That's it! I confess. Naruto is crazy!'
"Ooooh! Naruto-kun! Your flames of youth burns even brightly than mine!" Lee shouted.
Naruto snorted. 'Now where have I heard that?!' "Will you join us, Gai-sensei?" Naruto asked innocently.
Gai's teeth shined. "Yosh! I will join your competition this youthful day!" 'At least it's not a taijutsu spar…'
Naruto turned to Tenten and winked, making the girl blush. "Will you do the honors, Tenten?"
"Umm… Sure." Contestants stood in line. "Okay. Ready, set… go!" She swung her arm and instead of three men a cloud of smoke appeared.
"I can't believe he suggested that!" Tenten said.
"Yeah, me neither." Neji added.
"Yeah, me neither." Naruto added, wrapping his arm around Tenten from behind, making her squeak.
"Naruto? What are you…?" Neji began to ask, but then a realization hit him and he slapped his forehead, smiling. "Only you could do this."
"What?" Tenten asked, still blushing because of Naruto's closeness.
"Nah, don't worry about it." The jinchuriki said. "They might not even notice, and even if they do, they won't stop."
Tenten's eyes widened, but then she smiled also. "You know, Lee will tell the entire village that he's stronger than you."
Naruto hmphed. "Doesn't matter. Besides in their eyes, a newborn baby is stronger than me… pieces of trash."
Tenten hit him playfully in the shoulder. "Why do you say this?"
Naruto winked at her. "Oh, because I just looove them too much." Tenten became even redder. 'It's so fun to tease girls like her, but alas I have a limited time. "Anyway…" He let go of the tomato that was kunoichi named Tenten and turned to Neji. "A few words, Neji."
Neji understood the hint immediately. The fun was over. "Sure." He said, smile disappearing. "Follow me." The Hyuga prodigy turned and started to walk away.
"Right. I'll see you later, Tenten." Naruto walked behind Neji.
Tenten was blushing still. 'I… I hope he meant that…'
Nearly the same time. Kakashi's hospital room…
"So you finally used Mangekyo in battle." The Hokage looked at the unmoving figure of one Hatake Kakashi. "Excellent job!" She added sarcastically.
Kakashi rolled his eyes at her… It was just about the only thing he could do in his current state.
"Anyway…" Her face became straight. "Do you have something else to add outside of the official report?" Jiraiya stood by the window, listening carefully.
Kakashi sighed. "There is actually…" He closed his eyes. "It looks like he has something against Itachi…"
Tsunade scratched her chin. "What makes you think that?"
"Maybe it's because they originally sent Itachi after him in the first place?" Jiraiya suggested.
"No, I don't think so." Kakashi responded. "But he knocked me out just for a chance to kill his copy…"
The Hokage looked at him in confusion. "Wait, so what you're saying is that he knew it was a copy?!" She turned to her ex-teammate. "He didn't mention that in his report."
Kakashi arched an eyebrow. "I'd be amazed if he did, but he definitely knew."
"Sakura said nothing either." Jiraiya pointed.
Tsunade turned back to the injured jounin. "How did you guess?"
"Well…" Copy ninja started. "Firstly, they started that strange talk about Itachi having only thirty percents of his chakra and something about some kind of jutsu. Secondly, even if Itachi was fighting without his Sharingan…" Here he was cut off.
"Wait, wait, wait!" Jiraiya intervened. "What do you mean Itachi was not using his Sharingan?!"
Kakashi sighed. "I knew you will ask that… Remember that time when Naruto blinded me during the bell test?"
"Yes."
"Well, it seems like Itachi had a taste of it too. Naruto also mentioned that they already fought each other, Naruto against Itachi and Kisame I mean. And he said, that they barely escaped, with Kisame being almost dead… Also he mentioned about some girl in Kiri… but I can't remember what…"
Jiraiya grinned and Tsunade rolled her eyes. "Alright, stop right there!" She interrupted. Kakashi was a fan of Icha Icha after all. "So, about Naruto and guesses…"
"Right! As I was saying, even if Itachi was fighting without his Sharingan, he looked a bit too sloppy. But the most important thing is that Itachi admitted that he couldn't stop Naruto."
"Strange." Jiraiya muttered. "For Itachi to admit something like that?"
"Exactly my thoughts." Kakashi answered.
"Maybe he knows something we don't?" Godaime asked.
"I don't know…" Jiraiya said. "I guess we'll just have to wait and see."
With Neji and Naruto. Somewhere under Konoha…
"You so owe me for saving your ass back there…" Neji turned to see Naruto paying no attention to his words.
"Excellent, Neji!" Naruto exclaimed. "I have to give you more credit. How did you find this place? I didn't even know it existed!"
The Hyuga prodigy smirked. "When you told me to find a proper place for a hideout I first considered my options. We needed a place that could contain many people, isolated from the outside world and easy accessible. My first guess was the Hokage Mountain…"
Naruto thought for a moment. "Not a bad idea actually, but it has some flaws…"
"Exactly my thoughts. The last thing we need is to be discovered at this moment."
Naruto clenched his fists. "You can't be more right."
"Anyway, after excluding the Hokage Mountain from the list… Actually nothing remained."
Naruto sweatdropped. "So much for the great Hyuga strategy!"
Neji rolled his eyes. "Oh, shut up!" He cursed and continued. "So I decided to look somewhere else." Then he began to chuckle. "You will probably be laughing, but the answer to our problem came from none other than future miss Uchiha Sasuke."
Naruto raised an eyebrow, knowing too well who that was. "Sakura? Do I even want to know?" He said sarcastically.
Neji chuckled again. "Yeah, you probably do. Her obsession with finding the great Uchiha heir played right into our hands."
Naruto analyzed given information for a moment and then arched an eyebrow in realization. "Orochimaru?"
"Yes." The Hyuga smirked. "Apparently, Orochimaru had a few hideouts like this one. It looks like the Third Hokage was the only one who survived the attempt to capture the snake, and in the heat of the moment he must have totally forgotten about this place. And now, with the Third dead, we are the only ones informed about its existence." Neji noticed how Naruto flinched every time he said the word Third. "Hey, he's dead already. There isn't anything we can do…"
Naruto cut him off. "I know dammit!" He snapped. "You know that it won't change my desire to…"
"Yeah, I know… I was the same… only another person." Neji paused. "So anyway, what are we gonna do about…?"
Same time. Hokage's office…
Tsunade was sitting behind her desk, doing the worst part of being a Hokage… paperwork. 'Useless ungrateful job! Sigh. Still, someone have to do it… Just why me of all people?!' A sudden knock on the door interrupted her thoughts. "Come in." Two elders entered the office. 'Oh, fuck! Can't be good.
"Good afternoon, Tsunade." Said the female elder named Utatane Koharu.
"Yeah, yeah nice day." 'At least it was until you came.' "So what do I owe the honors?" The Hokage asked.
"We heard that you allowed the Kyuubi boy to join the ambush team…" This time it was Mitokado Homura, the second elder and Third Hokage's ex-teammate.
'Straight to the point I see… Still…' Tsunade thought. "So what if I did?"
Both elders showed no emotions. "We of the council are hereby forbid you of sending him on that mission." Koharu stated.
Tsunade was outraged. "You of the council can't forbid me of anything!" She hissed.
"Hmm… very well." Homura said stoically.
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. 'Eh? Am I hearing things, or they had just given up…'
"However, as we also know, the team is still lacking two members." Koharu added. "So if you go against our decision, you should at least allow us to choose at least one of them."
Tsunade narrowed her eyes. 'Well, I'll still have to approve them…' "Alright. You may choose."
"Good." Homura muttered. "Danzou!" He said a little louder, and a man with bandages on his face and arm entered the office.
Tsunade's eyes widened to their limits… but then narrowed in anger. "You old bastards! So that's what you were planning from the beginning!'
"Good day, Hokage-sama." Danzou greeted politely. "I believe you already guessed why I'm here?"
"It's not very hard. You want two remaining members to be from your ROOT squad, don't you?"
"No." Danzou answered with a smirk. "One is all I ask."
Tsunade glared at Danzou, the Elders glared at Tsunade and Danzou was still smirking… but no one of them noticed a small boy, no older than twelve, who was listening through the entire conversation.
'Gotta warn the boss!' Said boy thought, already disappearing.
Naruto's new hideout…
"So anyway, what are we gonna do about…?"
"BOSS!" Naruto and Neji heard a sudden voice. "Major info!" A little pause. "Naruto-niisan?"
"Oh! Well if it isn't Konohamaru! Long time no see! Look at you, all grown up…" Naruto greeted his old friend happily… Then it dawned on him. "Did you tell him?" He asked Neji.
"That I did." The Hyuga answered. "You told me also to gather more recruits… Well, he was my first choice."
"I see." Naruto said. "Well then, Konohamaru, I guess then you heard the whole story about me?"
"Yes." Sandaime's grandson answered.
"And? You want to join my side anyway?" The jinchuriki said with a hint of sarcasm.
"I already did."
Naruto looked confused. "Why?"
Konohamaru scowled. "Because I also heard the whole story about Konoha, the council, the clans, the legendary sannins…" Naruto snorted, hearing how Konohamaru said the word legendary. "…and even my own grandfather's deeds."
Naruto smirked. "And what do you think?"
"This village is rotten to its core! They betray their own beliefs! And they deserve everything that will come to them! I'm with you to the end… boss."
Naruto's smirk turned into a genuine smile. "I'm glad you've seen it my way, catch."
Konohamaru catch the small object Naruto threw his way, and his eyes widened when he saw what it was. "This… this is…" He muttered unbelievingly.
"Yep, this is. Wear it always."
"Hai, boss!" Konohamaru quickly put on a small ring with a skull on it. "I won't let you down!"
"I know." The blond jinchuriki answered. "By the way… is there anyone else?" He asked Neji… But instead it was Konohamaru, who answered.
"Yes, we also have Moegi on our side."
"Good… what about Udon?"
Little boy hesitated. "He's my friend, yes, but… I don't think he has it in him to fight the system. I think it's better not to tell him."
"Rational thinking my friend!" Naruto exclaimed. "Anyway, I remember you said something about information."
Konohamaru's eyes widened. He totally forgot about it. "Yeah, right! I have information about your next mission!"
Naruto furrowed his eyebrows. "What is it?"
Third's grandson straightened. "I was just on my way out of the Hokage tower when I saw both elders entering Hokage's office. I thought it could be important and decided to hide myself with a technique Neji-niisan taught me to listen their conversation." Naruto threw approving glance towards Neji. "What I heard…" Konohamaru continued. "…definitely proved to be interesting. First thing the old fools said…" Naruto chuckled. "…is that they forbid the Hokage to send you, boss, on that mission."
Naruto thought for a moment. "A lie."
"What?" Neji asked.
Naruto sighed. "No, it's a lie. They wanted something else."
Konohamaru looked surprised. "How did you know?"
The jinchuriki smirked. "Nah, why not send me on a mission where I can potentially die?!"
Konohamaru chuckled. "Right. Anyway then elders said that they want to pick another teammates for the team."
Naruto arched an eyebrow. "And she agreed? Damn! She has no backbone. So, what happened next?"
"Right." Konohamaru continued. "Well, then some guy named Danzou came…"
Naruto rolled his eyes and laughed. "Ha, ha, ha… You may stop."
Young genin's eyes widened. "What? Why?"
Naruto laughed again. "Because I can already guess, what happened next. Danzou said that one of my future teammates will be from his ROOT squad, right?"
"How did you know?"
Naruto walked to the little boy and patted his head. "Because, my little friend, Danzou played in my hands way too many times for me not to know him."
"But-but how did you know it was only one…?" Konohamaru mumbled.
The jinchuriki smirked. "Oh, it's just Danzou's style. He's too overconfident in his own people… will be his downfall one time."
Neji crossed his arms over his chest. "Who do you think will be the other one?" He asked.
Naruto thought for a few seconds. "Well, if Danzou wants only one of his men in this, that means Tsunade will choose the second… and since Kakashi is out of the picture and we will be dealing with Orochimaru, it has to be an elite ANBU…" It dawned on him right then. "Oh! Of course. I know who it will be." He looked straight at Neji. "Have you ever heard of an ANBU, who rumored to have Mokuton techniques?"
"Yeah… you think it will be him?"
"Absolutely!" Naruto stated grinning.
Neji raised an eyebrow. "What makes you so sure?"
Naruto chuckled. "The thing that he must have if he really is a Mokuton user."
"And that is?"
Naruto paused. "A way to control biju…"
Konohamaru's and Neji's eyes widened. "Boss! Do you think…?"
"No, I know. She wants to know that I'm under constant control." Naruto said with a hint of anger. A killing intent started to flow in waves from him.
"B-Boss-s!"
"N-Narut-to! Stop this!"
Naruto's eyes snapped open. "Sorry, I kinda lost control for a moment."
"Don't worry about it." Neji waved his hand. "Anyway, what do you think about all of this?"
Naruto's reaction was not what Neji has expected… he laughed. "Ha, ha! I think Tsunade can go fuck herself!"
"What do you mean, Boss?"
Naruto continued to laugh. "What I mean is that in order to control biju's powers, jinchuriki must wear Shodaime's necklace!"
A few seconds of silence, and a loud laughter of already three men echoed throughout the area.
"A-ha, ha… That was funny. Hokage-sama is really up for a surprise here!"
"Good one, Boss!"
"Yep, don't you think?!" Naruto said and patted a skull like necklace on his chest.
When the laughter finally died, Neji asked. "So, what are you going to do for the rest of the day?"
"Hmmm…" Naruto scratched his chin. "I haven't thought about that yet." Then it came to him. "Hey Neji, answer a question, will ya?"
The Hyuga narrowed his eyes. "What is it?"
"Say, have you shagged Tenten?"
Konohamaru blushed crimson and even Neji's cheeks turned a slight pink. "What if I have?"
Naruto made an evil smile, and Neji's cheeks turned from slightly pink to very pale.
"Oh no you DON'T!" The Hyuga shouted. "I don't want you…" But he wasn't allowed to finish, because Naruto already disappeared in a flash of black. "Damn him!"
"What was this all about?" Konohamaru asked.
Neji rolled his eyes. "Nothing… Just stupid Naruto with his stupid…"
"Hey! What is this?" The jounin turned around and saw Konohamaru with a small piece of paper in his hand.
"Is something there?" Neji asked.
His answer came in the form of a loud laughter. "I think this is for you!" Konohamaru extended his arm with a note towards Neji.
Neji looked at the note, and his eyes widened. There was: 'It Doesn't MATTER what you want!' written on it.
"HORNY BASTARD!"
Time 17:22. Dango shop…
"Ha, ha, ha!" A loud laughter flew through the busy streets of Konoha. "The Ice Queen has finally got laid! Hell must be freezing over right about now!" Mitarashi Anko was having a time of her life.
Her best friend, none other than Yuhi Kurenai… was right now blushing crimson. "Keep it down, Anko!" She hissed lowering her voice. "Or do you want the entire village to know about it?!"
"Of course I do!" Anko answered, grinning happily.
Kurenai sighed. 'Why am I not surprised?!'
"Anyway…" Anko finished another stick of dango. "Who is the prince charming?" She turned to look at her friend. "Did Asuma finally annoy you into submission?"
"What?! No, it wasn't him." Kurenai pouted. "Who do you take me for?"
Anko smirked. "What does that supposed to mean? He's not that bad… is he?"
The genjutsu mistress rolled her exotic red eyes. "Sure he's not!" She replied sarcastically. "He only smokes like a locomotive, doesn't know the word 'shave', and I also think that he stopped washing… at all… but it's not a big deal, right?"
They both laughed at that.
"Yeah, that's fun and all, but you still haven't answered. Who? Is? He?" Anko asked, winking at her friend.
Kurenai blushed hard and looked around to see if someone's listening. She found none. "You promise not to laugh, or to tell anyone?"
Anko smirked. "Nope!"
"Anko!"
"Alright, alright! I promise. So? Who was it?"
Kurenai hesitated. "I-It was-was…"
Anko rolled her eyes. "Out with it already!"
Kurenai gulped. "Okay… It was… um… U-Uz-zumak-ki Narut-to…" There. Now she's done it.
The look on Anko's face was like someone told her that she has just won a dango shop in lottery. "Uzumaki? The Kyuubi kid? That's rich!" Anko shouted, paying of course no attention as to where she was right now. "Oh, you're a naughty girl, Kurenai-chan! He's what… seven years younger than you?"
"Yeah, don't remind me…" The genjutsu mistress said looking at the ground.
"By the way… Isn't he your favorite student's crush?"
Kurenai became still. "Y-Yeah… well, it's kind of complicated…"
"What is?"
"Sigh. She, um… found out not the most pleasant way…"
Anko laughed. "Ha, ha! She busted you two?! Is this why she closed herself in that dungeon?"
"Yeah, probably…"
"So, how was he?" Anko DEFINITELY needed to know this. 'I will get the answer out of her even by force.' But she didn't need to do that.
Kurenai looked around again, and then moved closer to Anko, so she could hear her whisper. "It was, actually, the best time in my entire life!" She tried to suppress her own excitement, but was failing miserably.
Anko raised her eyebrows. "That good?"
"You won't believe it! I-I gave him Kurenai's special…" Anko made an evil smile. "…And he withstood EIGHT!"
Anko's smile disappeared immediately. "Y-You're joking… Right?"
But Kurenai was completely serious. "I couldn't believe myself! It's all true. I swear to you, I felt myself being back again in a kunoichi training class."
"Wow…" Was all Anko said.
"Wow is not the correct word, Anko." Kurenai leaned closer. "He made me cum five times, before cumming himself."
Now hell must be really freezing over, because for the first time in her life Mitarashi Anko chocked on her favorite dango. "Cough…Cough… You didn't mean that, right?"
No answer.
"Damn, Kurenai-chan! It's a little shameful to admit, but you're even better than me, and… Damn!"
"Yeah… Exactly my thoughts." Kurenai's look became dreamy. "I hope he returns soon. I want a rematch…"
"Go for it, Kurenai-chan!" Anko shouted happily. But then… "Can I join in?"
Kurenai turned to her friend quickly with fire in her eyes. "Hell no! This time I'm going to win, and I'm going to do that alone!"
Anko smirked. "Greedy…"
Near Higurashi weapon shop…
This was a lazy day in Konoha village, and Naruto was not surprised, when he found himself on almost completely deserted street.
'Empty… I like it!' He looked around. 'Now where is this place?! If I remember correctly, it's a shop… a weapon shop. What was the name again? Higu… Higa… Hig… Bah! Doesn't matter! Something on 'H'.' He searched a little more. 'Ah! There it is!'
Naruto opened the door and the door bell rang, signalizing the owner of a new arrival… But Naruto received no answer.
"Hello?"
Still no answer.
The jinchuriki walked inside. "Tenten? Are you…" He stopped his speech because he finally found his target… sleeping peacefully on the counter.
'Aww, how cute! Need a good wake up call…' A malicious smirk appeared on his face. 'I know just the way!' Slowly and quietly he walked around the counter and stood right behind her. 'Mmm, nice view.' The blond thought. 'Training with Gai surely pays up.' He pressed himself against her and slid his right arm inside her kimono shirt, cupping her soft breasts. 'Hmm, they are bigger than they look like.' He thought in amusement, trying to stimulate the girl in front of him.
"Mmm…" Tenten gave a slight moan, but was still asleep.
"Hmm, not enough stimulation I see.' With that thought he slowly slid his free hand down into her tight shinobi pants towards her most sensitive spot. 'Let's see how you'll sleep through this!'
Tenten moaned again and again, her breath fastened and she started to shift uncomfortably. Finally her eyes slowly opened and consciousness found its way back into kunoichi's head.
"Ehh? What's going on?" She asked still half asleep… but then noticed strange sensations in her body. "What?" Tenten turned her head and saw a blonde sun glassed smiling face. "Naruto?! What the hell are you doing?!"
The jinchuriki chuckled. "Can't you tell?! I promised to tell you what I learned during my journey!"
"And that's your way of telling things?"
Naruto smirked, continuing to massage her private parts. "Do you want me to stop?"
Tenten bit her lower lip and closed her eyes.
"Well?"
"…No, don't stop…"
The smirk widened. "I knew you would say that." He quickly turned her around, and next thing Tenten knew – her pants were lying on the floor.
Girl's eyes widened. "Wait, Naruto! Don't be so hasty…" But she wasn't allowed to finish because Naruto lifted her onto the counter and sat down, burying his head between her legs.
"Kyaaa!" She screamed because of the new sensation. The heat started to build up in her body. More and more thoughts were gone from her brain, being replaced by the most important one at the moment – to find a release by any means necessary.
Naruto stopped for a moment and looked up at her flushed face with a confident smirk. "Mmm… tasty! And you're so wet already… Do you like it this much?!" He pocked her clitoris with his finger, making shivers run down her spine.
Naruto stopped his pleasuring of her for just a few seconds, but it was enough for her primal instincts to demand the sensation back. "Shut up!" She grabbed his head by the hair with her right hand, and slammed it right where it should have been at the moment.
"Mhmmmhm…" Naruto tried to say something, but Tenten didn't care. Her head arched back in ecstasy. Trying to prevent the beautiful sensation from ever stopping again, she wrapped her straight toned legs around his neck.
Naruto chuckled inside of his head. 'Hmhmhm… This girl knows what she wants.'
Meanwhile Tenten had a thought of her own. 'So good!' She put her middle finger into her mouth and bit on it hard. 'Oh my God! Oh God! I'm almost… ALMOST…!'
She indeed almost felt it… when…
"TENTEN! How are you doing this youthful day?!" Someone said from the door.
Tenten's eyes widened. 'Oh, please no… not now!'
The beautiful green beast of Konoha Rock Lee walked down into the shop to see Tenten… peacefully standing behind the counter.
"Hello, Tenten! You look a little… red, are you alright?" He asked.
"Uh, yeah, I'm fine… really, perfect." She answered nervously. "So anyway, what do you want?"
Lee did a nice guy pose. "I'm here because Gai-sensei decided to do a team practice today, and he needs to know if you'll be able to attend!"
Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto – the jinchuriki of Kyuubi no yoko, who was sitting quietly under the counter… and tried hard not to laugh. Indeed, if Lee would've made just one step left, he would've noticed Tenten's pants that were still lying on the floor. When he overcame the urge to laugh, the blond genin turned his attention back to the view in front of him… Tenten's naked lower parts to be precise. 'Mmmm…' He licked his lips. Nice long legs, soft firm ass, a pussy drenching with its juice. 'And the aroma…' The temptation was too much. Naruto quietly moved closer, and then in one quick motion he grabbed her ass and pushed his tongue deep inside her…
"Sure, Lee. I'll come to- Hyiii!" Tenten quickly slapped her mouth with both her hands.
"What's the matter?" Lee asked in concern.
The kunoichi closed her eyes and bit her lower lip. "N-Nothing…"
"O-Okay… But you're still red. I think you should visit a doctor…"
It took all of Naruto's will to not break from his doings and shout at the self proclaimed green beast. Instead he grabbed girl's butt and pulled her closer… still he yelled in his head. 'It DOESN'T MATTER what you think!'
"F-Fine… I'll do that, happy?" The girl said, trying to regain her composure.
"Yosh! Your flames of youth burn brightly!" Lee started to walk towards the door… Then he remembered. "So, will you come to the training?" He asked, preparing to leave the shop.
"I'M COMING! I'M COMING!" Tenten shouted from behind the counter… She wasn't sure who she was addressing to though…
"Yosh!" Lee exclaimed and walked off.
That was actually the exact moment she felt it. She could not scream, Lee was still nearby, so the bun haired kunoichi blocked her mouth with her palm and…
"MYIFHH!" Broke through her hard pressed lips and blocking arm. Her body started to shake and her knees almost gave off as an orgasm hit her.
A few seconds later, after she stopped to shake, a very smiling Naruto appeared from under the counter… only to receive a punch to the stomach.
"Ouch!"
Tenten panted hard. "Huff… Huff… Why did you do that for?!"
Naruto smirked. "Why, for fun of course!" He said, licking the remains of her juices from his lips… the action took effect. Now she was angry and horny… a terrible mixture…
A mischievous look appeared in girl's eyes. "Huff… You're gonna pay for that!" She stated.
The jinchuriki chuckled and leaned on the counter, placing his hands behind his head. "Oh, by any means make me!"
'That does it!' With a quick motion Tenten ripped her kimono skirt open.
The only thing Naruto had time to do before his pants were down is to raise an eyebrow. 'Hmm… Not bad.' He thought.
She quickly undid his pants, then sent his boxers the same way, and then… came to a complete stop. 'WOW!' She didn't said it out loud only because her jaw was unable to move.
'Oh, how I like those moments!' Naruto thought. "What's the matter, disappointed?" Tenten now remained him of a fish, opening and closing her mouth repeatedly. Naruto tried hard not to laugh.
"… You… I… Umm… It might be too big to… Fuck it!" Fire in her eyes. All hesitations are gone. The only things in her mind: she, Naruto and that enormous dick of his. Wasting no more time, she grabbed said dick with her right arm and took him in her mouth as deep as she could.
'I'll show you how to screw me in public!' The bun haired kunoichi started to quickly move her head back and forth while stroking him with her right hand at the same time. 'I know what will put you over the edge!' With that thought she stopped moving her head and instead started stroking him real fast. She felt Naruto slightly twitch at this. 'Good. Now for the finisher.' She glanced up at him and gave a "Hurry and give me your cum!" look… But when she looked at his face, her confidence in her skills started to vanish. He stood with his hands behind his head, sunglasses and that irritating smirk of his were still on. 'Am I doing something wrong?' She asked herself.
"Nope." Tenten's eyes widened. "It's just takes more than that to satisfy me…"
"How did you…? C-Can you read thoughts?"
"Nah, I just took a guess."
Tenten smirked, still stroking him. "Then what does it take?"
"Wouldn't you want to know?!"
Faster than she could react, he grabbed Tenten by the hips, lifted her up and slammed into the wall, positioning himself before her entrance.
"Wait, Naruto! You're gonna fuck me like this?!"
Naruto thought for a moment. "Of course not!" He pressed himself to her, so she wouldn't fall, then grabbed her legs and wrapped them around his waist. "There!" And then he entered her…
"KYAAAAA!" Tenten screamed, wrapping her arms around his neck.
Naruto put one hand under her chin and lifted her head up for her to look at him. "Okay?" She smiled and nodded. "Good." He started slowly thrusting into girl's womb, drawing a moan from her each time he did that. The cute look of her panting face made him want to kiss her… which he did, quickly capturing her lips with his and forcing his tongue down her throat. For a few minutes they had a tongue duel for dominance… and then he noticed that her breath became ragged.
'Not too experienced yet.' He thought. 'Well, let's fix it.' That was the moment when Tenten's back arched and her mouth froze in a silent scream as she reached the point of no return.
The feeling of her inner walls tightening around him was great even for Naruto's standards. 'Mmm… how nice… A little more and I would've joined her…'
"Huff… huff… Naruto… That was amazing!" A very satisfied kunoichi said in his shoulder.
"Yeah, baby. It was… However it's not over yet."
Tenten looked at him in confusion. "What do you mean?"
Naruto rubbed his palm against her chin. "I want you to taste the Heaven." He didn't need to enter her again, because he never 'left'. He then did a few short thrust, and when she slightly convulsed after the last one… 'There.'
"Naruto, what are you…"
He put his head on her shoulder and took her hips in his arms. "Brace yourself."
"Wha…?" The word died in her throat, as Naruto started to thrust into her with speed she did not think was possible… and every time attacking her G-spot as well. Her eyes widened to their limits, and then started rolling backwards. 'Wh… What are…' She stopped thinking. She just could not anymore… But not just thinking, hearing, smelling and even breathing!
Naruto gritted his teeth. "Guh! Too good…" His head finally arched backwards, and with one last deep thrust he released a large load of his hot life-giving juice into her soft depths.
That's when she felt it. She stopped to feel her body completely and her mind went blank… absolutely clear, like the day she was born. White. Pure beautiful whiteness surrounded her… Until it stopped as quickly as began. White changed to black and she fell back to the 'real world'. In other words, collapsed limply onto her recent sex partner A.K.A. Naruto.
The jinchuriki sighed, observing the unconscious kunoichi in his hands. He then lifted her head up a little and quickly pecked her on the lips. "Yeah." He chuckled. "I'm just that damn good!"
ROOT headquarters…
A large room was very dim lighted. Two persons were there. One was sitting, and another – kneeling before the first one… No! Not that way, you perverts!
"You are to act as a member of team Kakashi. That is until you encounter Orochimaru. After that you are to infiltrate his base and eliminate Uchiha Sasuke. Your codename will be Sai. Failure is not an option. Do you understand your mission?"
"Hai, Danzou-sama."
Same time. Hokage's office…
"You can take off your mask now." The Hokage stated. "You are to act as Kakashi's replacement on the upcoming mission. Understood?"
"Yes, Hokage-sama."
"Good. Your codename will be Yamato… and… keep your eyes on Naruto…"
"Hai."
Forty minutes later. Random Konoha street…
Uzumaki Naruto, the newest addiction to Konoha's ranks… felt himself on the top of the world. Yep, he had every reason to.
'Ahh, beautiful sunset!' He thought. 'And a bird… two birds… three… What the fuck?!' Three black birds dived onto him. 'Shit.' Naruto quickly evaded them, jumping onto one of the roofs. 'What the hell was that?'
He turned back to the birds and now, without sun blocking his eyesight, finally noticed their features. 'Looks like some two year old kid's drawing… not that I could do any better.' He evaded them for some more. 'Hmm… Definitely a jutsu, but who is casting it? There!' Naruto noticed a guy in black with a brush. The next second he disappeared in a flash of black and reappeared in front of said guy already drawing his sword.
His attacker, who was caught by surprise in a desperate effort managed to stop Naruto's sword with his own.
"Who in the blue hell are you?!" The jinchuriki asked with a hint of boredom, being not very impressed by his attacker's efforts.
Said attacker only smiled back. "You're good… Must have something between your legs."
Naruto raised an eyebrow, and then… laughed hard. "Ahahaha! A guy with one sleeve and a stump of a sword telling me about my dick, ha, ha! I actually could have shown you, but I completely don't want to." He paused. "Besides, you don't even have the class to introduce yourself. What is your name?" The guy started to open his mouth. "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
"Why?"
Naruto rolled his eyes. That must be the stupidest question he has ever heard in his entire life. "Because you're about to die." With that he quickly did a 360 slash, and this time the attacker had no chance to evade or block, so his head flew high from his shoulders… only to burst with the rest of his body into a pile of ink.
'Hmm…' Naruto thought. 'He's gone… Kawarimi? Nah, no way. Must have replaced himself before the attack… Yeah, most likely.' He paused for a moment. 'Maybe that's for the best. He was wearing a Konoha headband after all. And the last thing I need is a corpse of a good Konoha shinobi on my hands right now… But who sent him, Tsunade? Nah, council? Nah, it's better to send me on a suicide mission, rather than to kill me themselves… Danzou? Yeah, most likely. But why in a broad daylight? Bah! Why am I thinking this shit?! Better think of something good… like where the hell am I gonna stay for tonight… Oh! I almost forgot!'
A hour and a half later. In front of Kurenai's apartment…
"Took me a while to remember where it is." Naruto started to walk the stairs. "Still, this day was nice." He stood in front of the door and knocked a few times. 'I wonder if she's home because I don't have the fucking keys… Who am I kidding?! I can simply teleport in there.' That moment the door opened.
"Hi, Kurenai-cha…" His greetings were interrupted by woman's soft lips that crushed onto his in a fierce kiss… and her arms wrapping around his neck, already dragging him inside.
Naruto chuckled in his head. 'Someone's telling me that this night will be just as good…'
Higurashi weapon shop…
A very panting Neji burst into the shop. "Hey, Tenten. Was Naruto her…e…?" He said noticing the look on kunoichi's face. "You may not answer." He stated, walking away…
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