(So in this AU/Alternate Universe, May died of lung cancer so Tony adopted Peter and is now called Dad or Tony by Peter. But in public, he is called Mr. Stark. The Avengers are included in this story, but some aren't there. Only Tony Stank, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, and Bucky Barnes. Flash isn't really a bully, he's just technically a Decathlon rival. He's mostly a frenemy. Brad is the bully here)
(Point of view: Third person)
(Monday)
"LISTEN UP YOU TINY RASCALS, MIDTOWN HIGH IS HOSTING A TALENT NIGHT THIS FRIDAY. AND TODAY IS MONDAY, WHICH MEANS YOU WILL HAVE 4 DAYS INCLUDING TODAY TO PRACTICE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE! THE WINNERS WILL GET TROPHIES, YOU KIDDIES CAN ONLY GET INTO A GROUP OF 4 PEOPLE OR LESS!" Mr. Testicles (IK funny name, haha so humorous) said, well practically screamed. Peter spared glances at Ned and MJ with a smirk, which Ned and MJ returned. "ALRIGHT YOU KIDDIES, PACK UP! CLASS IS OVER EVEN THOUGH THE BELL HASN'T RUNG YET." Mr. Testicles said as he left the class. The students were confused but packed up either way. Ned, MJ, and Peter met in the hallway together and started to plan their performance. Flash on the other hand, also wanted to join his buddies, but none of his friends wanted to participate with him. So being the reasonable frenemy he is, he went toward Peter's group of nerds. "Hey guys, uh can we perform together yeah?" Flash asks, hoping their answer would be a sort of approval. Ned, MJ, and Peter looked at each other with skeptical glances, MJ's is more of a "Your choice" sort of glare, while Ned's was a "Screw this guy, he can burn for all I care" look. Peter being the reasonable and a kind honey bunny he is, reluctantly accepted and started planning with his 2 buddies and 1 frenemy for their "best ever seen performance" yet.
(Friday)
"Alright, guys, I hope you're ready. I brought some of the Avengers here for the talent night." Peter said while looking at his group. "Parker, just stop with the lie. We all know for a fact that you don't even know the Avengers." Flash said with an annoyed tone. "You'll see later Flash, and maybe then you can acknowledge how Peter does have an internship and knows the Avengers," MJ says while flipping the page of her book. "What the, MJ how did you even get a book-" Ned said before getting cut by the announcer. "Next up, we have Michelle Jones, Ned Leeds, Peter Parker, and Flash Thompson!" The announcer said before walking off the stage. Peter, Ned, MJ, and Flash walked onto the stage and got to their positions as the beat dropped and the song begins to play.
(This is the song they were gonna perform)
Their singing format:
Peter: Oh-yeah
Ned: Reese's puffs Reese's puffs!
Ned, MJ, Flash: Eat 'em up, eat' em up, eat' em up, eat' em up!
Peter: Oh-yeah
Flash: Reese's puffs Reese's puff!
Ned, MJ, Flash: Eat' em up, eat' em up, eat' em up, eat' em up!
Peter: So scared of breaking it that you won't let it bend
MJ: And I wrote two hundred letters that I will never send
Peter: Sometimes these cuts are so much deeper than they seem
Ned: You'd rather cover-up
Flash: I'd rather let them bleed
(sing at the same time:)
Flash and Ned: So let me be, and I'll set you free, oh-yeah.
Peter and MJ: So tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous, tight-, I'm here to serve you customer service alright
(Ok I'm lazy to do the lyrics here so I'm just going to tell you readers, which line is who's.)
Peters: CPR
Ned's: Reese's Puffs
MJ: Apple Bottom Jeans
Flash: Misery
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As the song ends, Peter, Ned, Mj, and Flash were heavily heaving air. The crowd was ecstatic, they were radiating with applauses. Flash squinted his eyes remembering what Peter said, something about him inviting some of the Avengers. Flash wanted to prove Parker wrong, but when he squinted harder, he saw THE Tony fucking Stark, Steve freaking Rogers, Bucky freaking Barnes, and Sam freaking Wilson. Flash was gaping, but when he turned his head to look at Peter. Peter, Ned, and MJ Were snickering, Flash was quite embarrassed to realize that Penis Parker was indeed proven, not guilty. Flash, Ned, Mj, and Peter bowed and exited the stage. "Holy Shit!" Ned screamed once they left the stage, "That was so nerve-racking" Peter responded. "I can't believe you were telling the truth about knowing the Avengers Parker." Flash said, still visibly embarrassed. "I told you so," MJ said smirking while getting a book out of thin air and started reading it. "I am still confused about how you do that MJ," Ned said while Peter on the other hand realized something. "Flash, what expression was Tony, Steve, Bucky, and Sam wearing?" Peter said while visibly sweating with a pale look. "Uh, well what I can tell was that Tony Stark was gaping and a little mad, Steve Rogers as well while Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson were laughing?" Flash said with confusion, Flash was probably thinking something like, "why did Parker ask about their expressions?". Peter, on the other hand, was glancing at Ned and MJ with a pale and fearful expression. "What's the deal Parker?" Flash said, trying to figure out why Parker was so scared. "You wouldn't believe us if we told you, Flash," Ned said while sending Peter thoughtful glances. "Try me. I saw proof that Peter has an internship and that Peter knows the Avengers, so try me," Flash said glaring at Peter, Ned, and MJ. Peter was sending a "You tell him" look at MJ. "Fucking hell, fine! Peter lives with the Avengers after his aunt died!" MJ said with annoyance as she slammed her book hard making Peter flinch. (senses dialed to 11 and all) "Like hell, I would believe that. I'm not that dumb, so fess up," Flash said. "See our point Flash? You didn't believe it. But whatever Flash, I know you were trying to figure out why I was scared for a moment there, so if you're wondering why. It's because Mr. Stark or Mr. Rogers is probably mad that I never told him I knew these types of words." Peter said while his face heated up with embarrassment. MJ was smirking at Peter's misery, Ned was trying to calm Peter down, while Flash? He was gaping wide. His Decathlon teammate, Penis Parker, knew the Avengers that well. "OKAY! THE TALENT NIGHT HAS COME TO AN END! THE JUDGES HAVE ALREADY DECIDED THE WINNER OF THE ANNUAL TALENT NIGHT! THE WINNERS WILL BE GIVEN TROPHIES. AND THE WINNER OF THE TALENT SHOW IS.......PETER PARKER, NED LEEDS, MICHELLE JONES, AND FLASH THOMPSON! GIVE THEM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!" The announcer said while he ran to grab the trophies. Ned, Flash, and Peter were gaping. MJ was just being MJ, as the group strolled towards the stage. "Congratulations!" The announcer said as he handed the trophies one by one. "THAT INCLUDES THE TALENT SHOW! A GOOD JOB FOR THE PARTICIPANTS AND A GOOD NIGHT FOR EVERYONE!" The announcer said. MJ, Ned, Flash, and Peter took a bow and strolled down the stage, trying to find their family. As Flash's family was found first, they were gaping with proudness. "Good job son." Mr. Thompson said while patting Flash's shoulder. "Bye Parker, Leeds, Jones!" Flash said while walking out of the auditorium with his family. Next was Ned's family, his mom, dad and grandma were there. "Oh Ned! Congratulations to you and your friends!" Ms. Leeds said while Mr. Leeds ruffled Ned's hair. "Ayay that was loud. My ears hurt." Ned's Abuela said while dragging Ned, Ned's mom, and Ned's dad, out of the auditorium. Peter could hear a faint "BYE GUYS!" From the distance, knowing very well that that sound belongs to Ned. They kept walking until they saw MJ's family. "Ah, Michelle. Congratulations on you and your friends winning!" Ms. Jones said as she gives a short side hug to MJ. "So, this is your boyfriend?" Mr. Jones asked while eyeing skeptically at Peter. "Yes dad. This is Peter, my boyfriend." MJ said while hugging Peter. "Hi Mr. Jones!" Peter said happily with a tiny red tint visible on his cheeks. "Hello Mr. Parker. So tell me, what are your biggest accomplishments?" Mr. Jones asked Peter, "Love, don't do that, you're scaring Michelle's boyfriend away." Ms. Jones said with amusement. MJ snickered, still looking at Peter. "W-well Uhm Mr. Jones sir, I am Mr. Stark's Personal intern. I work on the Avengers equipment, I also help Mr. Stark, Mr. Banner, and other interns." Peter said. "I don't believe that one bit. You better tell the truth now or I won't accept this relationship you have with my daughter. I wouldn't want her to date a liar." Mr. Jones said with anger and annoyance. "Dear, do you have proof?" Ms. Jones asked, hoping what he said was not a lie and definitely not for attention. "Loser, you did say that your family came to get you right? Why not show my parents to them?" MJ said looking for Peter's approval. Before Peter could say anything, a faint "PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!" was heard. There Tony Fucking Stark was, running towards Peter while Bucky, Steve, and Sam followed. "PETER BENJAMIN PARKER! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THOSE WORDS?!" Tony screamed while cupping Peter's face, not aware of MJ and MJ's family. "Well uh, would you believe me if I were to say that it was for school?" Peter asked while blushing hard with embarrassment. "Tony, it's fine. I mean, he is 15 after all." Sam said, Bucky was trying to calm Steve, and Steve was quite mad that Peter wasn't watching his language. "Uhm, uh Mr. Stark?" Peter asked, "What happened to Dad kid?" Tony said while staring at Peter. "Dad, you do realize that Mr. Jones, Ms. Jones, and MJ are watching right?" Peter asked trying to release his cheeks from being cupped by his dad's hands. "Oh. Hello, Mr and Mrs?" Tony asked before getting "Jones" as an answer. "Hello, Mr. Jones and Ms. Jones, you probably know me. Don't tell anyone about Peter being my son or I will sue you. But other than that, you are probably the parents of my son's girlfriend?" Tony asks while smirking. "Dadddd" Peter says embarrassed. "That is correct Stark." MJ said, staring at tony before getting to read out her book again. "Well it was nice meeting you all, we better get going now don't we Pete? Don't answer, we will be talking about these "words" while we walk." Tony said before dragging Peter along with him while Steve, Sam, and Bucky tried to catch up to them. As they were walking through the now empty hallway, Steve breaks the silence with a "Language." "That was hilarious kid, I can't believe you said those words! I didn't even know you could say something like that!" Sam said while snickering. "I can't believe you kid." Tony says smiling while ruffling Peter's hair. "Thanks to you, Steve is having a mental breakdown on how much "LANGUAGE" he has to say for what you sang for your performance.." Bucky said while trying to get Steve breathing. And after that conversation they had while walking through the hallways, including another long conversation they had in the car, they finally made it home and had a family dinner. Tony apparently had it all on tape. And thus was how Peter got another long conversation with his mom, his aunt Nat, his uncle Clint, and his uncle Bruce. and that was enough for a happily ever after in Peter's opinion.