26 JULY 2022...
Luigi: What the hell?
Bob: Morning, Luigi...
Luigi: Why is Boopkins having a panic attack?
Bob: Did you know? There's a phrase called; MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS?!
Luigi: Calm down, I was just saying... I bet it's something to do with SMG4's Amnesia...
Boopkins: AHH!!! OH GOD!!!
Boopkins ran out of the kitchen.
Bob: BLOODY HELL, LUIGI!!! NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
Bob and JubJub chased after Boopkins.
Bob: BOOPKINS, WAIT!!!
JubJub: BOOPKINS!!!
...
Luigi: *sigh* Something weird is happening at the moment...
SMG4: So... where shall we go?
Melony: Let's go somewhere far away... where no one can find us.
SMG4: Okie-dokie!
Melony: And then... me and you are gonna have some fun, tonight.
SMG4: I'm so ready!
Melony: I bet you are.
SMG4: Let's go!
Suddenly...
Saiko: Melony?
Melony: Jesus, you scared me!
Saiko: What are you doing?
SMG4: Me and Melony are going to...
Melony: Um... I am gonna get his memory back by going to the...
...
Saiko: Spit it out.
Melony: Place... where SMG4... had his 1st kiss...
Saiko: Um...
Melony: Me and SMG4 are off to the place where he had his 1st kiss to get his memory back!
Saiko: Um... okay? Have fun, you two... but, not too much fun...
Saiko left.
SMG4: My 1st kiss was in the kitchen.
Melony: I got an idea! How about we go far away... in the Internet Graveyard?
SMG4: What's the Internet Graveyard?
Melony: It's a place where dead memes stay.
SMG4: Maybe, we can have our sexy time, over there.
Melony: Let's do that.
SMG4: Where about's is it?
Melony: We actually got a Warp Pipe under the Castle bridge, it'll take us to our destination.
SMG4: Alright, let's go.
Meanwhile...
Tari: I just love him, so much...
Meggy: There's no need to get upset... we'll find a way to get his memory back...
Mario: I thought you said that there was no cure...
Meggy: We'll find something, Mario!
...
Tari: Last night... I tried something...
Meggy: And, what was that?
Tari: I was gonna make him lose his virginity... we were gonna have sex, last night...
Mario: Eh?
Tari: I took my top off, and he was like; "What are you doing? Put your top back on!"... and then, he just left the room...
Mario: Were you gonna rape him?
...
Meggy: Look, all we need is to figure out something that he remembers. Like, for example... where was your 1st kiss?
Tari: Our 1st ever kiss was at the biggest tree in the park.
Meggy: Bingo! Let's get SMG4 and bring him there.
Tari: I just hope we do... if I find him kissing another woman, then... our relationship is gonna collapse...
Back with SMG4...
Melony: Welcome to the Internet Graveyard.
SMG4: Is that... a Starbucks?
Melony: Shall we grab a Coffee, together?
SMG4: Go on, then.
Inside...
SMG3: SMG4? Bloody hell, fancy seeing you here! How are you?
SMG4: Um... haven't I seen you somewhere, before?
SMG3: What are you talking about?
SMG4 got close to SMG3.
SMG3: Um... what are you doing? I have a Girl-friend.
Melony: He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
...
SMG3: Understandable, have a great day. ✌
SMG3 left.
SMG4: That guy looked familiar...
Melony: It's just your mind playing tricks.
SMG4: Okay?
Melony: Come on, let's get you a Coffee.
SMG4: Okie-dokie.
Back with Tari...
Tari: Hey, Saiko.
Saiko: Oh! Hey, everyone...
Tari: Why do you look so confused?
Saiko: Well... earlier, I saw that Melony was taking SMG4 to the place where you had your 1st kiss.
Tari: Really?
Saiko: Melony is actually gonna try to get his memory back.
Tari: Um... okay?
Mario: I hope Melony doesn't rape SMG4...
A FEW HOURS LATER...
SMG4: Wow... look at those views.
Melony: *panting* I... know...
SMG4: You OK?
Melony: Yeah... we've been walking for hours, now...
SMG4: We're very far away, now...
Melony: I'd say we walked about... 10 miles now.
SMG4: Look at us... we're in the middle of nowhere and it's just the 2 of us... with no one around...
Melony: We just need to find some shelter.
SMG4: Let's keep going until we can find an old house or something.
Melony: Good idea.
Back with Tari...
Tari: Something's wrong, I can feel it...
Meggy: What's going on?!
Tari: We actually can't find SMG4 nor Melony, anywhere!!!
Saiko: We've looked around town, and there's no sign of them!
Shroomy: Where could they be?!
Tari: I'm starting to get worried-sick, now!!!
Luigi: Maybe... they could be in the Internet Graveyard...
Saiko: Melony said that she was taking him to the park where SMG4 and Tari had their 1st kiss!
Luigi: Maybe... that didn't work, so what if Melony has took him to the Internet Graveyard.
Mario: Well... both SMG3 & 4 came out of their Guardian Pods on the same day, back in 2011.
Tari: We should look for them!
Meggy: Let's give them 10 more minutes... and if they're not back, then let's go into Panic Mode.
Mario: At this point, nobody knows what the hell is going on...
Meanwhile...
Bob: SMG4's having an affair...
Rob: Are you for real?!
Bob: ...with Melony...
Rob: Wow, lucky SMG4! Melony looks like a Girl who would make a lucky guy's day, a little better!
...
Boopkins: Why would that be a good thing?!
Rob: I kinda lost my Train of Thought...
Bob: Look, if we don't get rid of SMG4's Amnesia... his marriage is gonna collapse...
Rob: Have you tried punching him in the face?
Boopkins: OMG, this is really bad...
Bob: We'll find a way...
Boopkins: I don't want SMG4 and Tari divorced...
Boopkins started to get teary.
Boopkins: *sobbing* I... I DON'T THEM... DIVORCED!!!
Bob: Chin up, Boopkins! There's no need to get upset...
Rob: Big Men like us, don't cry.
JubJub: Don't cry, Boopkins!
Boopkins: *sigh* This is a nightmare...