Damn, dad is really good at attracting women's attention.
-[name]
Hello=Speak normally
Hello=In mind
loid returns home after a date with a woman he met yesterday.He massaged his dizzy forehead.
he opened the door and what did he see? the children have not slept, they are still watching television.
Anya immediately looked back at the sound of the door opening.
Anya:Daddy's here!
Anya is shocked.
Meanwhile [name] was sweating frantically.
loid stamped his feet and walked furiously towards them.
Loid: why haven't you guys slept yet!
Anya just laughed awkwardly.
Anya: W-we have a lot of business at home!
Loid:huh?
Loid then turned his gaze towards [name].
Loid: [name] Have you treated your wound?
Loid is worried that Eden academy will not accept a delinquent who has many wounds.
[Name]: n-not yet...
[name] doesn't want to look at loid.
Loid dragged [name] to the bathroom to treat [name]'s wounds.
Anya:His life will run out.
This morning they had a special guest.
A beautiful woman who has been waiting for them to join into a family.
loid opened the door and walked towards yor.
With [name] beside him.
Yor smiled sweetly and greeted [name].
Yor: Hello, how are you?
[name] just nodded.
Loid:Is this your only item?
Yor: yes
Loid: Not much huh
Loid helps yor to lift things into the house. Of course [name] also helped, he lifted several boxes using his esper power.
He's in the back so no one can see him.
Once inside, yor took out his belongings.
Yor:U-umm loid-san, how's the bedroom?
Loid:Separate of course.
Loid:Let's just trick it if anyone is suspicious.
Yor: R-Right
[name] and Anya are a little disappointed.
well they can't expect much with this family which is just a charade.
Anya:Welcome to Anya's house.
[Name]: i Hope you like it.
Yor:Nice to meet you, Anya and [name].
Anya: We are happy to finally have a mother.
Yor blushed a little, the first time she was called mother.
Anya:I'm helping.
[name] took the item she kept and gave it to her new mother.
He smiled at yor while giving him a rose.
Yor's face is getting redder, what a good and cute child.
Yor:T-thank you [name], this is so beautiful...
Yor looked at the rose with pleasure.
[name] just nodded happily and went to help Anya carry things.
Loid slightly peeked from the kitchen.
Loid:oh yeah so for starters I ask my acquaintances to trick the Our marriage certificate, to be registered a year ago.
Loid: Actually this marriage certificate is fake
Loid: We'll think about the reason all this time Staying apart if your brother asks
Yor: Okay
[name] just looked at them tiredly, what a great play, he almost applauded.
[Name]: Very complicated.
Loid: Because the school will be suspicious if the marriage is right before the Exam arrives.
Yor: The boss has given permission, this way I can calm down.
[name] and Anya looked at the two of them.
Anya & [name]: waku waku
Father mother and children.
for their own sake,The four people who make up this fake family,While hiding their respective identities,Decided to live together.
Anya:Anya and [name] will guide mom.
Loid:When it's done, we'll practice the interview.
They headed for the kitchen.
Anya:This is the kitchen, dad is good at cooking
[Name]: This place has magic, you can make any food here.
Yor:Oh, I see.
they walk towards the bathroom
Anya:It's a toilet, that's a bathtub.
Yor:Very clean.
Anya and [name] walked to the sink and pulled out a chair.
[Name]: We can wash our own face.
Anya nodded.
Yor: you guys are so smart.
they went to Anya's room and [name]
Anya:This is our room.
[Name]:The top one is my bed
Say [name] while pointing to the top bunk bed.
Anya:Welcome.
Yor: excuse me, wow sweet room.
Yor wandered around looking at some of their belongings.
One side is filled with girls' toys. One side is filled with art books and some robot toys belonging to [name].
Anya:Anya was introduced to the chimera first.
Anya:my name is chimera, nice to meet you.
Anya lifted her doll.
[Name]: This is Teddy, he likes hugs.
[Name]: Nice to meet you
Saying [name] also introduces the doll.
Yor:Nice to meet you too, chimera and Teddy,I am Anya's mother and [name]
They then went to loid's room.
Anya:This is dad's room
[Name]: Dad likes looking for a wife...
Yor:so this is loid-san's room huh?
Anya:This is mother's room.
[name] opened the door and let the woman in.
Anya:Please come in mom.
Yor:Yes, excuse me, so this is my room huh?What a beautiful room.
Loid:Thankfully, this is the last item.
Loid put the box on the floor.
Loid:How about the position of the furniture?I've also cleaned up a bit.
Yor:Yes, that's enough
Anya:Anya and [name] also help with cleaning.
Yor:Really?, thank you very much.
It's all a lie
Anya messes everything up.
Loid:You just spilled water in the bucket.
[Name]: bruh...
[name] laughs belittling Anya.
anya is shocked.
Loid then faces [name].
Loid: You just fell asleep holding a broom.
[name] was also shocked, cruel.
Yor just Laugh
Yor:How is it? I was loaned a room as good as this
Loid:What are you talking about? Think of it as your own room.
Loid:precisely because this is your home so use it however you want.
Yor:Okay.
While Anya and [name] stared at the loid strangely, the man didn't feel guilty at all for embarrassing them.
Loid went out to prepare some things.
Loid: I'll take the box when it's folded.
[Name] And Anya saw yor from outside the room.
In an instant yor finished folding the cardboard, even loid himself had only walked a few steps.
Anya and [name] stared in confusion.
Yor: loid-san,I've folded it all.
loid turned around in amazement.
Loid: Your work is fast.
They are back in the room.
Loid:oh,Is he your brother ?
asked loid when he saw a photo.
Yor: Yes.
Loid: He's a civil servant like you, right?
Yor: Right, he's been a little busy lately,So we just chatted over the phone.
Loid:Brothers and sisters often look alike.
Loid:after [name] and Anya's entrance exams are over we will meet him.
Yor:U-umm,Loid-san, about that,I don't have clothes suitable for the interview.
Loid:Shall we go to the tailor today?
Yor:thanks!
While loid and yor get closer, [name] and Anya help move some things
[Name]: Anya, one more box over there.
Anya:Alright, help help help♪
just when Anya wanted to open it, yor ran to Anya and stopped her.
Yor: Anya! That one let me just do it.
Yor: Inside is a weapon for my work,And a deadly poison that can even kill an elephant.
Anya squeaked in surprise.
[name] was so shocked that he dropped the box and hit his leg,he screamed.
After a short break with a drink and eat some cake, they were ready for the interview practice.
Loid is ready with his glasses and work coat
Loid:Eden Academy is a top elite school throughout the country.At the time of the interview other than children, parents will also be assessed.They will test the status and educational level of the family.Do you understand? Then the first question.
Loid:First, introduce yourself and state your address.
Anya: Anya fo-fo-fo-forger,address?
Loid:This house address.
Anya:Anya's house!
Loid: not that.
Loid:Alright then,[name], What do you usually do on holidays?
[Name]:Of course doing important and useful things like....
Loid smiled slightly proudly, looks like this one will work.
[Name]: Sleep and hibernate.
[name] answered proudly.
While loid disappointed.
Loid:Alright then Anya, what do you do on holiday?
Anya:Watching television alone because my father asked me to look after the house.
Loid:Wait, that's a bad impression.
Loid:Now madam.
Yor:Y-yes?
Loid:Please tell the reason you enroll your children to Eden academy.
Yor:How to die to enter Eden's paradise?
good grief.Are you having problems with your ears?
Anya and [name] flinched at yor's random answer.
Yor:U-umm ways of dying..., for example heart failure, bleeding,Broken bones throughout the body, broken skull bones.
[name]'s soul almost came out because he heard yor's answer, while Anya held tightly to [name]'s hand.
How is this, did they choose the wrong woman.
But she's so beautiful. For some reason her stupidity is covered up with her pretty face.
Loid:I changed the question
Loid:how do you educate your child?
yor is nervous again so the answer is random again.
Yor:U-umm,Gotta attack first
Loid:how can she raise her brother to be a successful person?
then loid talks about his broken spirit, everything is messed up.
[name] looked at him strangely and sighed.
[Name]: Seriously, has he given up?
Yor tries to convince loid to keep his spirits up.
Yor:loid-san, please remember the history of the late wife!
This person is easy to fool.
Loid:Still too soon for practice interviews.
Loid smoothed his hair and smiled at them.
Loid:Let's go for a walk
The twins cheered happily because they were free from training.
Tch, I think this chapter is boring
Well I hope you enjoy it, I forgot if I ever wrote this book.
School is really hell, I don't have time at all, I have a lot of presentations to do at school, I don't like it, I'm a shy person,Talking in front of other people makes me nervous, and if I make a mistake it will be a regret for the rest of my life. 😔
Being stared at by many people is really scary
I made an art about my version of [name].
enjoy this art i made in a hurry.
Well if you have fanart or anything related to this book, please tag me on Instagram
Hehe :/
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