Elise: Eye donut look forward to this round
Ryuu: Are you ok? You're too young to be having a stroke
YosaNO: Technically that's a lie, you're never too young for a stroke it is simply less common
Elise: It's not my turn anymore so eye don't half to bee careful to type everything
Ryuu: Understandable
Rintaroo: Aww thank you for such a warm welcome! UwU
Elise: How is it paw sable, I already want to dye at my age
Rintaroo: UwU
Nakahaha: I am praying that things go well because my patience is already fiberglass thin. Stupid Dazai has already taken to tormenting me today
Dadzai: It's always fun to spend time with you sweetie~
Nakahaha: Maybe if you stopped crouching down and getting on your knees whenever you speak to me I WOULD BE HAPPIER
Dadzai: But Chuuya is so short I fear he won't be able to hear me from way up there
Nakahaha: We were getting awkward stares, like three people started clapping for us because they thought Dazai was proposing
Dadzai: They weren't the only ones, Chuuya thought I was proposing to him too the first time I got on my knees
Nakahaha: WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK YOU WOULD BE GETTING ON YOUR KNEES FOR?!?
Dadzai: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nakahaha: How did you do that, you have an iPhone
Dadzai: Totally did not copy-paste it from online
Nakahaha: I'm more surprised you know how to use your phone
Dadzai: CAN YOU STOP IT WITH THE OLD MAN JOKES!?
Sushi: I would not have expected Dazai to be so sensitive about his age
Nakahaha: ILL STOP ONCE YOU STOP MAKING SHORT JOKES!!!
Ryuu: Aren't they the same age?
Nakahaha: Dazai has white hairs
Dadzai: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T SAY
Nakahaha: Maybe I would have kept my mouth shut if you DIDN'T KEEP ON MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT (Besides, being able to see your white hairs and run my hands through them let's me hope that we will be able to grow old together)
Dadzai: I can't make any promises, but I can promise to try my best to let that happen
Nakahaha: That's enough for me
Ryuu: How did they go from chaos incarnates to touching moment
Sushi: I've seen the way they act around each other, can't say I'm too surprised
FIghtMe: Wait wait wait, there is a pressing matter I'd like to address. What was Chuuya's reaction when he thought Dazai was proposing to him
Dadzai: He blushed bright red and proceeded to kick my face, yelling something about "NOT IN PUBLIC YOU IDIOT"
Nakahaha: If the situation ever arises, I would prefer to not feel the stares of a bunch of strangers on me. I don't need the extra pressure considering I'd be making a pretty big decision
Dadzai: Not if, when
FightMe: How are you sure it won't be you proposing Chuuya?
Nakahaha: Because knowing Dazai, it's gonna be him
Dadzai: Hmph, anyways I guess this is as good a time as any to start the last round and boy oh boy I'm loving this first question already. "What is Chuuya's exact height"
Rintaroo: 5'2 (160 cm)
Dadzai: I hope you lose, but you were right
Rintaroo: I hope that if we do win, Chuuya makes you suffer
Dadzai: I hope so too~ The next question is "Who's the bottom in SKK?"
Nakahaha: WHY THAT QUESTION?!?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD IT IS TO HAVE MORI CONSIDER THIS LINE OF THINKING ABOUT ME?! THIS IS BORDERLINE SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Dadzai: Don't be shy~ You can say it~
Nakahaha: You're right, I shouldn't be ashamed to say that you are the bottom
Dadzai: :0
Nakahaha: At least that's what Mori might guess the answer to be
Rintaroo: I am disappointed in you Chuuya, have you forgotten that this particular line of questioning was discussed in a previous round.
Nakahaha: Oh goddamnit
Rintaroo: Switch, by the way
Dadzai: Can't say I expected differently from someone with such a small brain, what with having to reside of that small cranium of yours, just like it's owner
Nakahaha: That is the twentieth short joke today and I've only actually seen you for five minutes today.
Dadzai: What a small number, maybe I should try to step it up a bit
Nakahaha: What I'm trying to say is, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Dadzai: Aha but then I wouldn't be able to give you guys your questions. Which by the way, consists of "Who's the bottom between you and Fukuzawa?" To be specific, the question is directed to Mori.
Rintaroo: ...
Nakahaha: He's furious
Rintaroo: Answer carefully
Nakahaha: Fukuzawa
Sushi: I do not believe that to be true for even a second
Nakahaha: I don't care if it's true or not, they could be switches too for all I know. I simply;y to not want to incur Mori's wrath
Ryuu: You see that sweetie? Those are self-preservation skills, you could learn a thing or two from him
Sushi: I said I was sorry!
Ryuu: I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE RAPID REGENERATION, STOP RUNNING HEADFIRST INTO DANGER
Nakahaha: Trust me Akutagawa, our partners are equally stupid. The most we can do at this point is to be there to help them heal when they do get hurt
Dadzai: You've given up on me too?
Nakahaha: No, I still believe in you when you tell me you will try not to die. I also know that leaving behind your self destructive tendencies at once is not possible. I'll help you along the way, but in the mean time I'll be there for you
Dadzai: I don't really do well with affection so allow me to deflect all of these emotions for now and continue on with the game. The next question is "Who sounds like the most dominant person but is acting a submissive one?"
Nakahaha: We'll talk about this later, I won't overwhelm you. Also, I would say that it would probably be me?
Rintaroo: Chuuya, he is a badass and all but he is a kind and good person. In this manner he may appear to be more cold-hearted than he actually is, not to suggest that this is a bad thing in any way
Dadzai: You guys should see him around puppies, it's the cutest thing.
Sushi: Don't you hate dogs
Dadzai: yes
Sushi: Figures
Nakahaha: Thank you for that, boss. And Dazai, I love you
Dadzai: HRRRNGGGGG Me too. Next question: " Are you simping for Atsushi?"
Nakahaha: Yes
RInatroo: Yes
Dadzai: Strange that the only people that have ever answered no to that question were Kajii and Fitzgerald. The next question is " Who's still a Virgin?"
Nakahaha: Niether
Rintaroo: Niether
Dadzai: ?????????? Half points? One of you was wrong
Nakahaha: I know for a fact that I am not, thanks for that by the way ;)
Dadzai: Who are you and what have you done with my boyfriend.
Nakahaha: I wanted to see what the appeal to being shameless was, there is none, in fact all it did was embarrass me
Dadzai: You get flustered so easily for a mafioso
Nakahaha: Shut up, anyways. This means that Mori is a virgin? Oh that makes that question regarding him and Fukuzawa all the more awkward
Rintaroo: I take it you now understand my apprehension regarding that particular question
CatLover: I happened to be reading the chat when that question came up and, as I've heard Ranpo refer to it before, skedaddled out of there
Sushi: I have no idea how he does it, but the president somehow always manages to brighten up my mood
Rintaroo: Tell me about it, being around him gives me butterflies
Nakahaha: Boss?
Rintaroo: I mean what?
/Rintaroo has deleted a message/
CatLover: What did he unsend?
Rintaroo: If anyone says anything....
Nakahaha: You'll find out in due time
CatLover: That was not cryptic in any way
Rintaroo: Why are you suddenly here anyway, I thought you hated seeing me online
CatLover: True, but I had the sense you were being embarrassed and my gut feeling is never wrong
Rintaroo: I don't want to hear about your stomach problems
CatLover: Hehe that was a good one
RIntaroo: You're impossible
Elise: He's smiling
Rintaroo: ELISE
Elise: <3
Rintaroo: I thought you couldn't type
Elise: <3
Dadzai: Ok maybe I should move on to the next question. "Why is Atsushi a cinnamon roll?"
Rintaroo: He's pretty cute and nice
Nakahaha: He's cute. But in the way that a little kid truly believes that an ice cream cone is worth a penny is cute
Dadzai: That was really specific... this can only be the result of a conversation and I can't help but wonder how it came to be
Nakahaha: I asked him, what do you think of Akutagawa new boyfriend? The rest is history
Sushi: Ok look, I know ice cream cones are at LEAST a dollar
Ryuu: Wait until you hear about inflation
Sushi: I hate you
Dadzai: I feel like this next one shouldn't count but anyways, " How many closeted lesbians are in the chat?"
RIntaroo: 0
Nakahaha: 0
Dadzai: Ok, next question is " Who's the last to say I love you?"
Nakahaha: MORI, ALL THE WAY
Rintaroo: Me
Dadzai: That one was easier than I expected, next question is " Who's the worst at directions?"
Nakahaha: Mori, he rarely leaves his office
Rintaroo: Me, I don't really go out that often
Dadzai: I have my own opinion regarding this next question but it is "Who has more cake?"
Rintaroo: Hmmm, give me a second to check my measurements
Nakahaha: You can do that? I'll do it too
Dadzai: No need, I'll dm you <3
Nakahaha: Simp
Dadzai: Guilty as charged
Nakahaha: Uhhhhhh, I am flattered
Rintaroo: Chuuya
Nakahaha: Me
Dadzai: To my knowledge, this is true. Next question is " Who is a bigger simp?? This shouldn't even be a question
Nakahaha: Mori
Rintaroo: I wouldn't use the word simp, but me.
Dadzai: I say this with all offense intended, but you are the DEFINITION of simp.
Elise: Yup
Dadzai: Anyways, "Who's more reckless?"
Nakahaha: Me, my emotions get me in messy situations sometimes
Dadzai: Literally, you can't imagine the number of times he'll come back home all muddy because he was rescuing a cat or a dog.
Nakahaha: Mention the "cosplay" incident and you die
Sushi: Cosplay?
Dadzai: I would like company tonight so I shall refrain
Sushi: Company?
Dadzai: I don't wanna sleep on the couch, I want cuddles
Sushi: Fair
Dadzai: Regardless, the next question is "Who would win in a hotdog eating contest?"
Nakahaha: Me
Rintaroo: Chuuya
Dadzai: Chuuya is an impressive cook
Ryuu: I can attest to this, his cooking is amazing
Nakahaha: What does that have to do with me eating a lot of food?
Dadzai: Nothing, I just really like your cooking. RIntaroo just doesn't really eat a lot.
Nakahaha: Valid
Dadzai: The next question is, "What do you sleep with? (plushie wise?)"
Nakahaha: Elise plush
Rintaroo: Dazai plush
Dadzai: <3, in that case the last question of the game has arrived "Big or little spoon?"
Nakahaha: Little
Rintaroo: Big
Dadzai: Full points, but also you prefer big spoon chuuya?
Nakahaha: Well I like both, but recently I've been in the mood for big spoon.
Dadzai: Ok then, I'll be sure to keep this in mind
Kunikidaddy: This would be an amazing time to see who ended up winning this game
The scoreboard as of now:
It seems there is a tie between (Ranpo and Poe) & (Tachihara and Kajii). We'll have to hold a tie-breaker for them