IMESSAGES
TOM & DALLAS
TOM:
How's Utah?
DALLAS:
utah is beautiful but GOD
kennedy is such a bitch
TOM:
She's the mother of Seb's kid
Be nice
DALLAS:
i can't help it
we were drinking together and
all condescendingly she's like I bet you
have questions like no shit sherlock of
course i do and i asked her why she
kept it from him and she's like well your
here now what does it matter
SHES A BITCH stg
TOM:
Wow that's crazy
DALLAS:
I KNOW
oh i have news
TOM:
So do I but go ahead
DALLAS:
seb and i are married
TOM:
Shut the fuck up.
DALLAS:
so you know how mum always told
us the story of when her dad liked bonded
their souls? i never understood it but that's
exactly what i felt with seb and we had a civil
ceremony
TOM:
Wow I'm really happy for you Dallas
I'll be right back
DALLAS:
stg if you left to cry i'll start to
cry right now
TOM:
You're my baby sister
By law I have to cry
DALLAS:
omg the tears have started
TOM:
Hold on I wanted to walk
you down the aisle
DALLAS:
and you will
we're still having a wedding but with
what's going on we're pushing it back
TOM:
Okay good
I was about to add to my puddle
of tears
DALLAS:
what did you want to tell me?
TOM:
I met someone
DALLAS:
YAY
tell me everything
TOM:
So her name is Zawe and she plays
my wife in the play I'm working on
right now.
DALLAS:
awesome name when can i meet her?
TOM:
It's still a new thing but I promise to
introduce you in the future
DALLAS:
woah okay can't wait
TOM:
When can I expect a visit?
DALLAS:
I'm leaving for NY this weekend to finish filming
but I wanna go to London sometime next month
TOM:
OK
Is Seb staying I'm Utah?
DALLAS:
yeah he's loving his time with Matt and I
don't want to separate them
TOM:
OK who do you have in New York?
DALLAS:
Margot and her husband are staying at home
you know ive never met Margot but she could
be my sister
have her be a brunette and you wouldnt spot
the difference
TOM:
Dallas that is very cool
Why do I need to know?
DALLAS:
we're both australian
TOM:
I understand now
I'll make myself busy
DALLAS:
i love you but you worry too much
TOM:
I love you too
I'll call you tomorrow
DALLAS:
okay but please be mindful of the time difference
TOM:
You call me
DALLAS:
deal
love you cowboy
TOM:
love you back space ranger