Voltage, Chomper, Tony and Andre just finished chemistry class and were heading towards the gym.
Tony: Dude, I heard the football team is full of cool people. My boy DK is there.
Chomper: Who?
Tony: Donkey Kong
Chomper: Oh. Is that the gorilla guy?
Tony: Yes.
Andre: Since when do you two know each other?
Tony: Years man. Same with Little Mac.
Andre: Wha? Are you friends with everyone?
Tony: No! At least not Bowser.
Chomper: Yeah, Voltage just put him to sleep an hour ago.
Tony: Oh look, there's DK.
Donkey Kong: Tony, dude what's up?
Tony: What's up man.
The two men shake hands
Tony: These are my pals, Chomper, Andre and Voltage!
Donkey Kong: Good to meet you all! Say Tony, we were looking for a runningback for our team, You up for it?
Tony: Nah, football isn't my thing.
Chomper: Hey, maybe Voltage can do it!
Voltage: Nope, I'm not filling spots for sports... unless...
Donkey Kong: What?
Voltage: Do you have a place in Hockey, or Basketball that needs to be filled?
Captain Falcon: Actually yes! Hi, I'm Captain Falcon, pleasure to be an aquatance. There's many spots that need to be filled. There's basketball, kart racing, hockey, motorcycle racing...
Voltage: I will take all of them!
Donkey Kong: Really?
Voltage: Yes, I can handle all that!
Tony: I'll be apart of the racing stuff too
Donkey Kong: Okay then. We also have swimming
Chomper: I will gladly join that!
Donkey Kong: All right then, we also have tennis.
Andre: I'll join tennis!
Donkey Kong: Okay then. There's also Martial Arts, Boxing, Wrestling and Smash club...
Chomper, Voltage, Tony & Andre: I will join those!
Donkey Kong: Okay then...
Tony: Wait, what's smash club.
Captain Falcon: You'll find out at the meeting. 2:00... be there!
Andre: Bet!
Donkey Kong: Does anyone want Badmitton? Nobody? No? Okay then.
Donkey Kong and Captain Falcon walk away.
Tony: Yo smash club? That sounds cool!
Voltage: Sounds sinister
Chomper: Come on Volt, we all know you wanna try.
Voltage: Damnit your right!
Andre: I wonder if smash club means we smash a lot of girls.
Tony: No Andre, stop simping!
Andre: I'M NOT A SIMP
Tony: Then what was that shit with Palutena and Zelda?
Andre: That's my way of saying hello.
Tony: Bullshit!
Voltage: Both of you shut up, we'll talk about this later, right now we need to get to our next class...
Bell rings
Voltage: ... Which is now!
At Lunchtime...
Chomper: Excuse me ma'am, are those burgers seasonal?
Birdo throws a pattie at Chomper's face.
Chomper: Hey! That was rude!
Birdo: (Angry Birdo Noises)
Chomper: I don't know what you're saying.
Birdo: (More angry Birdo Noises)
Chomper: Okay I'm just gonna walk away.
Birdo: (Even More Angry Birdo Noises)
Chomper: I'm Going!!!
At the table, Voltage was eating a burrito while listening to Slipknot.
Tony attempts to take one earbud out of Voltage's ear only to get his hand slapped.
Tony: Ow, what gives?
Voltage: No touchie!
Tony: I was gonna ask you something.
Voltage: Well I'm not interested.
Tony: Put the ear shit down and hear me out.
Voltage: Ugh. Fine!
Tony: Have you seen which girl you wanna bang?
Voltage: Yes.
Tony: Who?
Voltage: Your mom.
Andre: BURN!!!!
Tony stomps Andre's foot!
Andre: OW!
Chomper arrives with his tray of food
Chomper: That lunch lady is a piece of crap!
Tony: Who pissed in your cereal?
Chomper: She threw food at me, but at least I get 5 burgers. :D
Tony: So Chomper, see any girls you wanna bang?
Chomper: Nope, not ever since I saw that Peach girl.
Tony: Oh come on, I've seen better girls than her, what about her over there?
Chomper: Nope.
Tony: Okay.. how about her:
Chomper: No, I ain't gonna cut myself, Voltage can have her.
Voltage: I don't stoop that low my guy.
Tony: All right, what about her?
Chomper: She ain't even Nintendo, why is she here?
Andre: Hasbro and Disney taking control of the market.
Tony: Come on man, work with me
Chomper: I told you, the only girl I care about is Peach.
Voltage: Lucky because she's over there with Daisy and Rosalina. Go talk to her.
Voltage shoves Chomper but returns
Chomper: Ooooooh nooo! You and Tony are coming with me because I know you two were hitting it off with Daisy and Rosalina.
Tony: Nonsense!
Chomper grabs Tony and Voltage's ear and pulls them to the girls' table
Chomper: Come on you pussies, get on with it!
Voltage & Tony: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Chomper: Good afternoon ladies!
Peach: Oh, Chomper! Hi!
Chomper: Me and my pals would like to ask you something.
Rosalina: Please do.
Chomper: (Whispers) Go on.
Voltage: Would you three like to hang out with us later?
Tony: We live in a mansion.
Daisy: Really?
Tony: Yes
Tony shows Daisy the mansion picture
Daisy: This looks so cool!
Peach: Is that a hot tub?
Rosalina: And a library?
Daisy: We gotta come by your place sometime.
Voltage: Which is why I asked if you wanted to hang out later.
Rosalina: Absolutely!
Peach: You guys came here with rides, right?
Voltage, Chomper and Tony:
Tony: (Nervously) Uh yeah.. ha ha ha... (Whispers) Volt, get the rides!
Voltage: (Dials a number) (Whispers) We need to send the rides here.
Other Line: Who the fuck is this?
Voltage: The dude who pays your damn bills, just bring the cars to the school by 3:00PM.
Other Line: Alright!
Voltage: (Hangs Up) Yeah we got cars!
Peach: Isn't that your friend with Zelda over there?
Andre and Zelda were speaking and laughing.
Chomper: Yeah... how the fuck did he get a girl that fast?
Voltage: He lives there too, perhaps he can bring Zelda.
Rosalina: Great, see you there! (blushes)
Voltage: Yeah... (walks away)
Daisy: I can't wait to see the cars!
Tony: You're in for a treat!