Kunal- Na jaa yaar!! Na ja please chhod ke.
Mishti comes from behind.
Mishti- haaye ni!! Nahi jaati. Kyun emotional ho rahe ho??
Kunal (seeing Mishti)- teri wajah se thodi emotional hoon mai.
Mishti- phir?
Kunal shows Kuhu's picture to Mishti.
Mishti (teasingly)- Aaye!!!! Aadhi baat toh mai samajh gayi hoon. Tera phone nahi utha rahi na?? Haina?? Baaki baat tu samjha.
Kunal- baaki kya??
Mishti- ke phone kyun nahi utha rahi.
Kunal- Yaar mujhe kya pata. Mai toh khud pareshaan hoon.
Mishti- listen. Jyada na smart matt bano. Bata dogey toh koi pakka solution hi doongi.
Kunal- Annnnnn!!!! Hhh.... annnnnn!!!
Mishti- arrey!! Kya hua??
Kunal- mujhe kehti apne bhai se shadi ke baare mein baat kar. Mujhe darr lagta hai bhai se. Woh mujhe overtime toh lagaane nahi dete, sehra zaroor lagaane deinge. Annnnn!!
Mishti- yaar ek toh mujhe tumhare bhai ki samajh nahi aati. Sabko dara ke kyun rakha hua hai?? Chal. Hum teri AG OG se mil ke aate hain. Chal. (Pointing towards the bike) Yeh bike pe chalein??
Kunal- nahi nahi. Iss pe nahi jana. Yeh bhai ki hai. Na khud chalaate hain, na kissi ko chalaane dete hain.
Mishti- amm hmm. Chal theek hai. Waise number de uss ladki ka. Hum mil ke aate hain. Chal chal chal.
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Kunal- yaar sab kuch tere haath mein hi hai. Ek baar mere wali mana ke de de, phir nahi mai kahin jaane deta.
Mishti- yaar, tu itni tension kyun le raha hai?? Tu aane de ussey. Tu dekhna, kaise tere aage peechhe ghoomti phiregi.
Just then Kuhu came there.
Kunal (whispers to Mishti)- aa gayi aa gayi.
Kuhu was confused seeing an another girl with Kunal.
Kunal- hi!!
Kuhu- hi.
Mishti- hi!!!
Kuhu- hi.
Mishti- mai Mishti. Maine aapko call kiya tha.
Kuhu- oh.
Mishti- baitho.
Kuhu sat with them.
Mishti- Actually, aapse ek baat karni thi. Yeh jo Kunal hai na. Yeh mujhse shadi kar raha hai.......
Kunal's smile turned into shock. Even Kuhu was shocked.
Mishti- .........Mai iss se shadi kar rahi hoon. Actually hum dono ek dusre se shadi kar rahe hain. You are invited han, please come.
Kuhu- hhhhhh!! OMG!! (Holds Kunal's collar) Tum shadi kar rahe ho??
Kunal- n..... nahi!!!
Kuhu- tum dhokhebaaz ho. Tum toh keh rahe the ke tumhara bhai maan nahi raha, toh phir iss chhote packet ke liye kaise maan gaya?
Kunal (scared)- Mishti, issey sach bata de, ke tab bataayegi jab iss ne mujhe police ke hawaale kar diya.
Mishti laughs and gets Kunal released from Kuhu's hold.
Mishti- sorry sorry. Mai mazaak kar rahi thi. Sorry.
Kunal sighs in relief.
Mishti- yaar mujhe tumse yeh baat karni thi ke please, Kunal se baat karni matt band karo. Yeh tumhe bahut pyar karta hai.
Kunal- mai tere bina mar jaaunga.
Mishti- sssss!! (Gritting her teeth, to Kunal) Mai baat kar loon?? (To Kuhu) Dekho, isske bhai ko hum samjha leinge. Tum bas apne gharwalon ko rok ke rakho. That's it.
Kuhu becomes happy.
Mishti- in case, gharwale nahi maane. (Kuhu listened carefully) Call kar dena. Nikaal ke le jaaeinge.
Kuhu was super happy.
Kuhu- sachchi!!!!
Mishti- chalo galey milo ab.
Kunal lept towards Kuhu to hug her. Mishti stops him.
Mishti- yeh bhukhe insaan ki tarha kyun jhappi daal rahe ho?? Pyar se. Pyaar se jhappi do.
Kunal- Kumar Sanu type?? (To Kuhu) hey hey.... haaaannn.
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Library....
Gabbar looks around to confirm that Abir was not around. Once he was sure, he went to Merry.
Gabbar- Merry, tum mere jazbaat kyun nahi samajhti?? Mujhe toh angrezi bhi nahi aati, mai tumhe samjhaun kaise?? Pata nahi kisne keh diya ke pyar ki koi bhasha nahi hoti. Meri toh bhasha bhi tujhe samajh nahi aa rahi.
Merry- I'm sorry Gabbar, I don't understand.
Gabbar- arrey sorry matt bolo. Mai tumhare saath phere lena chahta hoon. (Merry was confused) you know, I, you, round round. I love you Merry.
Merry- awww!! I love you too.
Gabbar (Hitting his forehead with his palm)- hey bhagwaan!! Har kissi ko I love you?? Mai tumhe dusra love you keh raha hoon. Mai tumhe galat nazar se dekh raha hoon. Galat nazar se. Mai tumhare saath phere lena chahta hoon, shadi karna chahta hoon.
Just then, Abir came there and saw Gabbar.
Abir- Gabbar!! Tumhe apne colleague se behave karne ki akal nahi hai?? Aaj ke baad mujhe tum yahaan khade nahi milne chahiye.
Just then Mishti and Kunal came there. Mishti, seeing Abir, was going towards him, but Kunal stops her.
Kunal- Mishti, meri baat maan. Hum yahaan se laut jate hain. Kahin bhai yahin meri dhulaai na karni start kar dein.
Mishti- yaar tum kyun darr rahe ho?? Aaj tumhare bhai ne mujhse sorry kaha hai. Tum dekho kaise darta hai mujhse. Tu ruk.
Kunal- Mishti, meri baat maan le..... (Mishti, without listening, went from there) Marwaaegi tu!!
Mishti goes to Abir.
Mishti- Hello Abir.
Abir was confused seeing Mishti. He then looked towards the entrance. Kunal who was standing there, immediately hides, but Abir saw him.
Mishti- mujhe tumse ek baat karni thi.
Abir- Bolo.
Mishti- umm.... personal baat hai. Bahar chal ke baat karein??
Abir- yes. Bahar toh jana chahiye, par mujhe nahi. Aap dono ko. Bcoz mai library ka time bahar ja ke kharaab nahi karta.
Mishti- theek hai. Nahi jaate bahar. Yahin baat karte hain.
Abir was still glaring Mishti, when suddenly Gullu's voice came.....
Gullu- O Sundar!! Jab Rani tujhe smile de rahi hai toh tu ussey bula le. Kyun akad dikha rahe ho?? Mauke baar baar nahi milte. Samajh!!
Saying this, Gullu hits the table with his fist. He was reading his novel. Everyone was looking towards him. Mishti was trying to control her laugh.
Abir- Mr. Gullu. Aap library ka discipline bhang kar rahe hain. Already 2 baar kar chuke ho. Par agar ab aap loud boley toh humein majbooran aapko library se bahar bhejna padega. Aur discipline bhang karne wale mujhe bilkul pasand nahi. (Looking towards Mishti) Right??
Saying this, Abir leaves. Mishti rolls off her eyes. She then saw Gullu staring at her. She gave a forced grin to him and leaves stomping her feet.
Kunal- Bas?? Ho gayi tasalli?? Mishti meri baat sun le, hum kheer banaate banaate kahin doodh se bhi haath na dho baithein.
Mishti- Yaar, tumhara bhai bhi na atom hi hai. Koi baat nahi. Tum dekhna, issey bhi vash mein karte hain. Tum ruko.
Kunal (scared, leaving the library)- Aaja!!!
Both Mishti and Kunal leave from there.
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At night.
Abir was reading a book, sitting in his room. Just then, the door opened.
Mishti- Mai andar aa sakti hoon??
Abir- Hmm.
Mishti comes inside and looks around the room. She started picking up things and seeing them. Abir immediately gets up and goes near her. His OCPD was overpowering him, but he was not able to do anything except tapping his fingers impatiently. He stood near Mishti with his hands at his back.
Mishti- aapne mere kamre ke bahar sorry likha tha??
Abir- Y.... Yes, likha tha.
Mishti (keeping back the decorative piece and going to the other side)- Par maine maaf nahi kiya.
Abir immediately sets it, whereas, now Mishti had picked up another decorative piece.
Abir (looking towards Mishti through corner of his eyes)- Matlab??
Mishti- matlab, agar aapka worker galti kare toh saza aur agar khud galti karo toh sorry keh ke bach gaye.
Mishti gets up and moves towards the other side and pick other things.
Abir- Galti tumhari bhi thi. (Going towards the side Mishti just left and setting things) Par phir bhi agar tum saza dena chahti ho toh tum de sakti ho.
Mishti- Doongi. Zaroor doongi, kyun nahi doongi?? Par, time aane pe. Abhi mujhe kuch soojh nahi raha.
Abir stood near Mishti.
Mishti- Mujhe ek baat bataao, aap pakke taur pe bed ki (pointing towards right side of the bed) iss side pe sote ho Right??
Abir- yes. Tumhe kaise pata??
Mishti- tukka maara tha. Sahi padh gaya. (Laughs at her own statement) waise, aap apna kamra kaafi organise kar ke rakhte ho.
Mishti again started moving the decorative pieces which Abir had just set. Abir was tapping his fingers impatiently.
Abir- mujhe khilara bilkul pasand nahi.
Mishti- par khilara bhi toh ek tarah ka design hi hota hai na.
Mishti picks up Abir's diary, but he immediately snatched it back. Mishti raised her hands in surrender.
Mishti- padhlo padhlo. Sorry tumhe disturb kiya. (She was about to leave, but came back again) Waise ek baat kahun?? Aap likhte bahut achha ho. (Moving more towards Abir) Carry on. (Mishti again stepped ahead, Abir stepped back. His breaths hitched.) Aane wale time ke Star banoge.
Abir (with his breath hitched)- Th.... Thank you thank you.
Mishti- ok tata. (Going near the door) Par maine maaf nahi kiya.
Saying this, Mishti leaves. Abir immediately keeps the diary on the table and sets the decorative pieces as they were before. Doing that, he stepped back, sighed and looked at his setting. Just then, the door again opened. Abir was startled. Mishti again enters, picked up a table clock and saw the time. And kept it back. Abir was confused.
Mishti- Good night kehna tha. (Sweetly) Good night!!
Saying this, she leaves. Abir immediately sets back the clock, whose position was changed by Mishti. Unknowingly, a small smile crept on Abir's face.
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Next Morning. Green View Park.
Abir was jogging. On the other side, Mishti and Abir's family were exercising. Abir saw this, but without reacting leaves.
Mishti- yeh toh dekh hi nahi raha. Chalo bhaago. Bhaago bhaago.
Everyone ran behind Abir. Meenakshi was running, as if she was P.T. Usha. Soon, she overtook Abir. Abir was shocked cum confused seeing this. Just then, Mishti came besides Abir.
Mishti- Excuse me.
Seeing Mishti, Abir removed his earphones.
Mishti- sir, kya mai aapke saath bhaag sakti hoon??
Abir (shocked)- What!!!
Mishti- A.... i mean running. Jogging se thoda fast wala.
Abir- nahi actually mai abhi warm up kar raha hoon.
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Here, at the back, Mehul was huffing badly. Kunal was jogging with Mehul's speed, in order to assist him if needed.
Mehul (huffing)- Kunal beta, meri almari ke locker mein ek file padi hai. Iss se (Abir) chori, property khareedi thi. Mere baad sambhaal lena woh.
Kunal- arrey kuch nahi hoga taya ji. Honsla rakho, bhaag lo. Paer vaer ghaseet ke bas meri shadi dekh lo. Phir bhale hi.........
Mehul (angry cum shocked)- Phir bhale hi kya???
Kunal increased his speed and ran to save himself.
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Abir- par mujhe achha laga. Tum aaj yahaan exercise karne aayi, meri family ke saath. Good.
Mishti- Aapki family ke saath?? Mai aapki family ke saath nahi aayi, aapki family mere saath aayi hai.
Abir was confused.
Mishti- ek baat bataun?? Yeh saare aapse jhooth bolte hain. Koi ghar se nahi nikalta, hilte nahi hain.
Abir was shocked cum angry.
Mishti- gussa kyun kar rahe ho?? Aaj toh aaye hain na. Aap fikar matt karo. Dheere dheere humne sab fit kar dene hain. Dekhte jaao.
Just then, Mishti laughs seeing something. There, Meenakshi threw herself on the a bench, all tired and exhausted.
Mishti- Woh dekho. Fit ho rahe hain. *laughs*.
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Mehul- yeh ludo ka naya version hai??
Kunal- haan ji.
Mehul- Mujhe lagta hai main issi liye haar raha hoon.
Kunal (knowingly)- achha!! Aur nahi kuch??
Everyone, of course except Abir was playing ludo on the tab.
Kunal (to Meenakshi, who was cutting vegetables for dinner)- Taayi ji, idhar taya ji ko aap maar rahi ho, (of course in ludo) mai kehta hoon, kaat do, ragad do, masal do.
Mehul- tujhe bolne ki akal nahi hai??
Kunal- maine kya kaha??
Mehul- yeh kya hota hai?? Maar do, kaat do, ragad do??
Kunal- arrey mai dice ki baat kar raha hoon.
Mehul- phir aise bol na ke dice ragad de. Taya ji ko ragad do, yeh kya baat huyi??
Kunal- lo kar lo baat.
Mishti- uncle ji, turn chalo.
Abir, who was reading a book sitting in the garden adjoining the drawing room was getting disturbed.
Abir- aap log thoda shor kam karoge? Koi paas baitha padh raha hai.
Mishti- aa jaao. Aap bhi kabhi parivaar mein baith jaya karo. Hass khel liya karo humaare saath bhi.
Abir- nahi actually mujhe nikalna hai thode time mein. Waise hi meri aap logon se thinking nahi match karti. Na aapki baatein healthy hain, na aapke jokes healthy hain. Mujhe jana hai apne friend ke paas, achha time spend karne, aur HEALTHY talk karne.
Mishti- hmm. Hum bhi chalte hain saath. HEALTHY baatein seekh leinge.
Abir (not sure about his answer)- umm.... chalo.
Mishti was happy.
Kunal (in low voice)- Mishti, tu ghar pe hi theek hai. Tujhe nahi pata bhole panchhi ke tu kahaan jaane ki bhool kar rahi hai.
Mishti (to Abir)- Yeh Kunal keh raha hai ke ussey bhi jana hai.
Kunal glares Mishti.
Kunal (to Mishti)- maine kab kaha?
Abir- theek hai phir. Sahi 7 minute mein gaadi mein hone chahiye tum dono.
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A man was watering his plants. Soft music was being played in the background. He was a 50 year old man Gulbahar, whom Abir was calling his friend.
Gulbahar- asal mein achhe jeevan ka sarv-uttam niyam hai santulan, jo humein kudrat ne sikhaya hai......
Mishti and Kunal were sleeping (not fully sleeping, but not even awake as well) while sitting on the sofa.
Gulbahar (cont.)- par hum itne na-sukhre ho gaye hain ke kudrat ka shukriya kabhi nahi karte. (To Abir) Abir, my friend, tuney woh kitaab padhi hai??
Abir- kaunsi ji??
Gulbahar- Ruk. Mai dikhaata hoon.
Gulbahar brings a book and gives it to Abir.
Kunal (to Mishti, in low voice)- Sunn le healthy talk. Tujhe hi aag lagi thi na yahaan aane ki.
Mishti (in low voice)- mujhe kya pata tha ke itna bore kareinge. Yeh toh hass hi nahi rahe.
Gulbahar looks towards Mishti and Kunal. He had heard Mishti.
Gulbahar- Abir, mujhe ek hassi wali baat yaad aa gayi.
Mishti became attentive hearing Gulbahar speaking "Hassi wali baat". She immediately wakes up Kunal.
Mishti- Kunal, hassi wali baat!!!
Kunal also became attentive. Both, along with Abir, were listening to Gulbahar very keenly.
Gulbahar- Newton ka ek bahut hi param mitra (friend) tha, jaise Abir, hum fast friends hain.
Abir- hmm.
Gulbahar- ek din usske mitra ne puchha ke tuney gravity ka adhyaan kaise kiya??
Everyone was keenly listening to him. Kunal and Mishti were hell excited to know the answer.
Gulbahar- pata ussne kya jawaab diya??
Kunal and Mishti- kya??
Gulbahar- Seb ko girta dekh kar.
Kunal's smile turned into a big frown, but Abir was laughing as if it was world's funniest joke. Even Mishti didn't know that she should laugh or cry, hence she gave a crying laugh.
Abir (to Mishti)- yeh hote hain healthy jokes.
Mishti gave a wide forced smile to Abir and made an irritated face at Kunal (irritated at Gulbahar.)
Mishti (in low voice)- Yeh joke tha? Kunal, so ja bhai. Hum phas gaye hain.
Gulbahar (to Mishti and Kunal)- Beta, chaay piyoge??
Kunal- pee leinge ji.
Gulbahar- Phir aise karo, beta, rasoi mein ja ke chaay bana ke laao.
Kunal- Mai??
Abir signs Kunal to go and make tea, but Mishti holds his hand.
Mishti- A..... uncle ji humein chaay banaani nahi aati.
Gulbahar- nahi aati!!??
Mishti- ji. Sorry.
Gulbahar- chalo, koi baat nahi. Mai aaj aap logon ko organic chaay pilaata hoon. Theek hai?? (To Abir) Tum tab tak yeh book padho.
Abir- ji.
Gulbahar leaves. Abir reads the book. Kunal angrily hits the cushion on the sofa.
Mishti- chalo chalein.
Abir was not at all listening.
Mishti (little loud)- Chalo chalein!!
Abir- abhi toh mai kitaab padh raha hoon.
Mishti (taking a seat near Abir)- maana ke kitaab padhna bahut zaruri hai, par iss kitaab mein jo likha hai, woh toh aise hi rahega na, chahe kal padh lena. Par jo aaj hai na, woh kal nahi hoga. Aap humare saath chalo, aapko ek nayi kitaab ka experience ikattha karne ko milega. Aur waise bhi, kitaab bhi toh kissi ka tajurba hi hai na. Hai ke nahi?? Waise asool toh yeh banta hai ke hum aapke saath aaye the, ab aapko humare saath chalna chahiye, par agar aap aadmi hi be-asool ho toh phir baat aur hai.
Abir immediately looks towards Mishti.
Abir- Gulbahar ji, humare liye chaay matt banana.
Gulbahar- chalo theek hai. Waise bhi ghar par doodh khatam tha.
Abir (to Mishti)- Chalo.
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In the car.....
Abir- hum ja kahaan rahe hai?? Mere khaane ka time hone wala hai. Mujhe lagta hai humein ghar jana chahiye.
Mishti- tumhe best jagah pe le ke jaaungi. Tum chalo toh sahi.
Abir- tumhari best jagah pe mere khaane ko kuch mil jaayega??
Mishti- sab milega. Tum chalo toh sahi. Tum khud kahoge ke "Yeh kahaan le aaye!!"
Precap:- Abir goes on a date with.......
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And..........
Kuch kuch ho gaya.