25 JULY 2022...
SMG4: Okie-dokie, and now we play the waiting game.
Melony: *grunts* Ugh... I hate the waiting game...
Saiko: Don't worry, they'll be here any minute now.
Boopkins: Shall we all just say that we have all become Aunties and Uncles?
Tari: OMG, I always wanted to be a Auntie!!!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Luigi: THEY'RE HERE!!!
Later...
Mario: Say hello... to the new members of the SMG4 family!
Everyone was over the Moon.
Tari: OMG, Hello!!!
Boopkins: Wow, they're adorable!
Melony: Aww... I love them!!!
Bob: What are they called, again?
Mario: *sigh* The Blue one is called; Gino... and the Pink one is called; Emily.
Luigi: It's so nice to see my new Nephew and Niece!
...
Gino/Emily: *cooing*
Tari: OMG, THE LITTLE NOISES THEY'RE MAKING!!!!!
Meggy: Calm down, Tari.
Tari: OMG, Meggy... they are beautiful!!! 🥹
*HUG*
Meggy: Oh, we got a hugger!
Melony: Aww... I wanna group hug too!
...
SMG4: Well done, Mario!
Mario: Cheers, mate.
Shroomy: Looks like there's gonna be Double Trouble in the next few years.
Mario: Hmm...
SMG4: Hey, Tari! It's 10:00am and it's time for our daily walk.
Tari: Aww... I wanna stay...
SMG4: We can do a quickie, just for today!
Tari: OK, then!
SMG4 and Tari left.
Saiko: How are you gonna feed them?
Meggy: They might need to be breast-fed.
...
Bob: Can I watch?
Saiko: PISS OFF!!!
Bob: ☹
Outside...
Tari: Aren't those babies, so adorable?!
SMG4: They sure are.
Tari: Have you ever wanted to have our own kids?
SMG4: Well, how about we see what Mario and Meggy do with their kids... and then, how about we try it for ourselves?
Tari: Hmm... okay, then?
SMG4: I just don't know when I'm gonna lose my virginity...
Tari: We could always use condoms!
SMG4: Eh?
Tari: That means, using them will get rid of your Penis AIDS.
SMG4: Who says that I've got Penis AIDS?!
Tari: Mario...
SMG4: Dammit, Mario...
...
Tari: Look, I'm still glad we've got new editions to the family!
SMG4: You're in a giddy mood, aren't you?
Tari: *wheezes* Yep!
In town...
Y. Toad: Those are some sexy Bowling balls.
P. Toad: Alright, you looked at them now! Now, shut the case so we can deliver them to the Bowling alley!
Then... one of the balls fell out of the case and it rolled down the slope.
Y. Toad: Oh dear!!!
P. Toad: QUICK, AFTER IT!!!
The ball bounced off a cobble-stone.
SMG4: Watch out! There's a Football incoming, I'm about to do a header!
Tari: Um... SMG4, that's not a...
P. Toad: YO, WATCH OUT!!!
Then...
*BONK*
Tari: *GASP* SMG4!!!!!
SMG4 was knocked out.
Y. Toad: Uh-oh...
*SMACK*
Y. Toad: Ow!
P. Toad: YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!! I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THE CASE!!!
...
Tari: IS THERE A DOCTOR, ANYWHERE?!?!?!
Later... SMG4 woke up.
SMG4: *grunts* Ugh...
Tari: SMG4!!! ARE YOU OK, HONEY?!?!?!
SMG4: W- Where... where am I? Who am I?
Tari: Sweetheart?
SMG4: Who... who are you?
Tari: It's me, Tari!
SMG4: I don't know who you are!!!
...
P. Toad: Uh-oh... I think he's lost his memory!
Tari: I beg your pardon?!
P. Toad: I've seen this happen before, someone loses their memory after a bump on the head!
Y. Toad: It's called; Amnesia!
SMG4: WHO ARE YOU, PEOPLE?!?!?!
Tari: Calm down, SMG4!
SMG4: DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I don't know who you are!
Tari: Oh, god...
At the hospital...
Luigi: So... he lost his memory?!
Tari: The doctors said that he's now suffering from Amnesia, due to trying to do a header with a Bowling ball...
Mario: Well, that was stupid of him!
SMG4: Who are you?
Mario: Me... Mario! You... Penis head!
*SMACK*
Mario: Ow!
Luigi: Grow up!
...
Tari: Your name is SMG4.
SMG4: S... M... G... 4...
Tari: And, my name is Tari.
SMG4: T- Tari...
Mario: He's learning.
Tari: I know you've lost your memory... but, me and you are married.
SMG4: We're... married?
Tari: And, we've got friends!
SMG4: Um...
Tari: You OK?
SMG4: You look... single...
...
Tari: What?
SMG4: You don't look like my wife...
Tari: ...
Luigi: Oh dear...