Nobody's POV:
The sound of flushing was heard with two people a woman and an who was wearing a plumbers outfit
Woman: Haha! Yes! It's never flowed better. Oh God, you are a master at your craft.
Plumberman: Uh, yeah, thanks. Yeah, I'll stop by later and check up on it.
Woman: My, aren't you just the sweetest darn thing? But I think you need to stay a bit longer cause I've got something else you can check up on-
But she was interrupted with a vehicle slamming onto the plumbers truck with the plumber laying on the ground
Panty: Bingo! Found him!
Stocking: A toilet and a plumber dude?
Panty: Yeah, that's him.
Stocking: Are you sure?
Panty: That's the fucker we're looking for. Isn't that right, asshole?
[saying this while holding her gun]
Tell me, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Do ya?
Stocking: That might not be him.
(Gunshots where heard that hit the plumber)
Panty: I don't think it's him.
Stocking: Color me shocked.
Plumber: Please stop hitting me, it really hurts. I haven't done anything.
When the plumber said that with a beautiful face it got Panty in a mood
Panty: Fuck, you're a hot piece of ass.
Woman: You are preaching to the vag, sister!
This made Panty drool while taking off her panties
Panty: Hang onto these for me.
Stocking: Gross.
(Sexy times)
Panty:Oh~ Yeah!
Plumber:Aaaaaaaah~
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Panty: Oh! Yeah! Well, he's feeling lucky now.
Stocking: But he was just a plumber.
Panty: So true, and my pipes are totally clean.
Stocking: How long have you been waiting to use that joke?
Panty: Fuck, it seems like forever. I couldn't not, you know what I mean?
Garterbelt: What are you saying?! You mean you failed?! You acting like you don't even give a shit! *Beats Chuck* O Lord, grant me the patience! Let's just fucking eat!
Panty: *belch* Shit, was that good.
Stocking: Your curry is unreal, Garter.
Garterbelt: *laughs* That's cause it's black baby. You won't ever go back.
Stocking: So, what's up for dessert? I'm guessing chocolate. Oh, for no reason in particular.
Panty: Well, I don't give a shit. So I'm gonna go take one. I'll be in the can if you need me.
Stocking: Don't let the toilet eat you.
Panty: Oh, screw off!
She said this while slamming the bathroom door doing her business
Stocking: We should have picked up some chocolate bombs from the Meta Muffin bakery! Those-
Panty: Does she even hear what she's saying?
Stocking: -tasty brown goodness in my mouth all the time!
Just then the sound of the toilet itself didn't sit right with panty with a few seconds past until...the toilet was trying to eat her up
Panty: Fuck! Shit! Ahhh! Stocking! Stocking! Help me, goddamn it! Stocking!
Stocking: Shut up, Panty! No one wants to talk to you while you're taking a dump, it's so disgusting! I hope you shit your face off while you shit in yourself if it makes you feel any better. HAHAHAHA!
With the toilet finally flushing panty inside she was still fighting trying to get out
Panty: Fucking shit!
(Panty flies out of the toilet with a scream being covered in...shit)
Panty: Okay, I get it now.
Garterbelt: Okay, you get what now?
Stocking: Maybe the rice curry.
S and G: *hurl*
Panty: Oh yeah, I get it.
Stocking: Well, we don't get it.
S and G: *hurl again*
More shit was being spread out from under the sewer pipes until it all came together forming a massive pile that looked like shit itself
Townsman 1: What the hell is that thing?
Townsman 2: It looks like a huge-ass scoop of chocolate ice cream!
Toddler: Hey, I want some, yummy!
But the smell itself caused the twins people to puke out
Later a swarm of police cars were on the scene
Officer 1: Freeze, shithead!
Officer 2: Don't make any sudden movements!
But even ad though they shot the monster it backfired for them to vomit from the stench
Big Brown Eye: Shit, fart, doo-doo!
Saying this while spreading its mess towards the police officers
Officer 3: Holy shit! What the fuck are we gonna do?
Garterbelt: Ahem.
Officer 3: Oh, no offense, preacher man. But Jesus God, what is that?
Garterbelt: Unfortunately, you be starin' into the brown eye of an evil spirit.
Officer 3: Ah!
Garterbelt: The negative energy created by all the plumbers who suffocated and died from the stench of clogged-ass toilets has manifested himself into a vengeful spirit. This powerful ghost utilized all the fecal matter in the city to achieve this pooty-poop physical form.
Officer 4: That's disgusting.
Officer 5: Oh God, he's gonna spew.
Officer 6: I don't think I can handle any more bodily functions.
Garterbelt: Suck it up, dude. Not literally though–oh shit, I'm gonna hurl again.
Officer 3: Please don't tell me prayer's the only thing that can get us out of this.
Garterbelt: Why the heck would I tell you that? God ain't even here right now. Prayer can go to hell, man! We got angels! Panty and Stocking, you're up!
Officer 7: What, you're talking about that walking turdsicle over there?
Officer 8: And that goth chick next to it who obviously has daddy issues?
Panty: It's time for us to flush the toilet.
Stocking: Number 1, that was cheesy. Number 2, you smell like shit.
Panty: How about I buy you a cake from that fancy bakery and you manage to do this without saying another fucking word?
Stocking: As long as what I'm saying now doesn't count, I'm in.
Panty: Then let's make this fucking fucker pay for covering me in this fucking shit, okay you can reply to that.
Stocking: Let's rock.
Big Brown Eye: This blows!
Townspeople: *Cheers*
Garterbelt: Good, angels. You got a coin.
Panty: All that for just one?
Garterbelt: Yeah, one closer. So, quit your bitching..
*Bell chimes*
Gaterbelt: The evil has been vanquished, so rings the bell. At least I'm assuming that's why it's ringing.
Stocking: Now keep your promise and go buy me that cake. I need sweet, stat.
Panty: Yeah, yeah. Look, I've found a tasty little treat for me too.
Guy: Whatever you say man, you're an angel.
Garterbelt: You still have a punishment to face.
Stocking: Ooh, like what, bondage?
Garterbelt: What would I get outta that?
Panty: Uh, yeah, I've got plans so you could leave me the hell alone.
Guy: Shit.
Meanwhile on top of a building we see a person who watched all of this with his binoculars and all he could say was
???:What the actual Fuck?
He was so confused but all he could think about was getting this over with since he came down a few minutes after the battle ended with that he took a stretch and covering his face to only show his green eyes that went electric
???:time to meet these angels officially
With that he jumped and started to float towards his destination
Ok hope you guys enjoy....whatever I just wrote stay safe stay healthy and peace out