childes: poops and stinks up everything in a ten kilometre radius uwu owo
scaramouche: ???
scaramouche: i need you to kill yourself
scaramouche: like actually
scaramouche: die
venti: STAYSHSH
venti: sharts
venti: AHAHAHSH
diluc: what the fuck
scaramouche: i hate you guys and i am praying on ur down fall
xiao: i have an announcement
albedo: oh we doing this
hu tao: lemme guess.
childe: you guys are friends again?
hu tao: you guys have murdered about 12 people and are now in dire need of coffins. have no fear! hu tao is here!
hu tao: coffins and burials are now 20% off for all friends and family!
xiao: uhhh
xiao: uhm???
albedo: childe is right
venti: WOOO 🥳 CONGRATS YOU GAY ASS HOMOSEXUALS UWU
xiao: venti....
venti: yessssss?🥺:3(·ω<)☆
xiao: no.
kazuha: and they lived happily ever after.
kazuha: the end.
childe: ?