꧁WARNING! some songs in this chapter contain strong language, metal, etc. but I tried my best to keep this in moderation. these songs will have "‼️" next to it so you can decide to skip it or not! hope you have fun reading. Also, some songs are pretty stupid or laughable. Just putting that out there. P.S, the comments are fucked out of order so expect confusion.꧂
- - - (y/n)'s p. o . v - - -
I'm in Glitchy Red's room kicking back and playing video games with Zero and Glitchy himself. Me and Zero made a wager and are playing against Glitchy; whoever loses has gotta go out and buy him snacks from the grocery store.
"I've already went to the grocery store three times this week. I'm not stepping foot outside this mansion again!" I hiss, jamming the controls frantically in efforts to win. Unlike me and Zero, Glitchy was a video game entity, so of course he was managing do better than the both of us. He yawned and smirked as he played with less intensity than I, and to no one's surprise he was easily able to beat me.
"Of course I won!" He exclaimed triumphantly, "Now it's the two of you against each other and whoever loses' gotta go!" He tosses his controller at Zero and steps away from us. "Oh and also, no cheating you two. I wanna make sure the true loser does the work, fair and square~..."
We watch as he pulls a Pokéball from his vest and throws it next to Zero. My eyes widen as I see a glitchy version of Aggron spawn beside her, looking down at us with attentive eyes. "Okay, that's sick as fuck. Please, put it away," Zero growled, "I'm not gonna cheat."
"Yeah neither am I."
"Wether you cheat or not, I get to show off my cool Pokémon."
The two of us groan and turn back to the game, about to start the round. However before we could start playing, a loud knock comes at Glitchy's door and the entity immediately glitches to it, opening it.
"Guys, Slender's calling a meeting and he wants everybody downstairs," It was ClockWork standing at the door, leaned against the frame. "What?? Why now!" Glitchy shouted at her. ClockWork shrugs and removes herself from the doorframe, walking away from the room without another word.
"Haha Glitch, guess we've gotta see what Slender wants!" Zero exclaimed jumping up from the floor. She seemed happy to be getting out of the match between me and her-probably because of my time being here at the mansion I've played a lot with BEN and I've gotten decently good at video games myself.
"You losers aren't getting away, this continues after the meeting," Glitchy sighed, returning Aggron to his Pokeball and running after Zero. I go to follow the two of them and am met with a bunch of the Creepypastas all trying to get downstairs. Of course there's a crowd.
After fighting through most of them taking their sweet time, I finally get downstairs and see Slender and his relatives in the living room standing in front of or near the TV. Everyone was either gathered on the couch or standing around it.
I scutch up next to Puppeteer who was just standing behind the couch and I punch his arm with a grin. He looks down and sees me and smiles, then rests an elbow on my head. ✨Best Friends✨
"All of you please be quiet," Slender finally speaks, quieting everyone who was in the room. "Today, I have planned a little 'fun' for all of us-"
Murmurs broke out among the pastas before Slender could even finish speaking. Slender clenched his fists as the noises in the room increased, then held up his hand for everyone to shut up. "Would you all let me finish? Anyways, I have decided I will spare you all some 'fun' today. I took suggestions-Splendor suggested Karaoke Night, so that is what we will be doing."
No way this lamppost is gonna make us sing.
There were lots of excited cheers and approval but at the same time there were some pastas who were just as disappointed as Slender sounded. "If you don't want to participate, that's fine you may go back to whatever you were doing. I on the other hand will participate since i organized this thing...."
Why does Slender sound like he was forced into this? I glare at SplendorMan happily swinging Slender's arm and sigh knowingly.
Some of the Creepypastas quickly got up and started to leave until there was a smaller crowd of us left in the living room. Participating in karaoke night was me, EJ, LJ, BEN&Chucky, ClockWork, Jeff, Toby, Hoodie, Masky, Rogue, Nina, Jane, Sally, Lazari, Vix, Kate, Azumi, Kagekao, Former, Laufey, Ritz, Puppeteer, Judge Angels, Bloody Painter, Glitchy Red, Lost Silver, X-Virus, Liu, Zero, and Slender Splendor, Offender, and Trender. Tender, Surrender, and Spender booked it. Me, Kate, Jeff, Vix, EJ, Azumi, Puppeteer, Silver, Virus, and Former were forced by our friends to join so we couldn't back out...
"Let's suffer together," Puppeteer shrugged his shoulders while glancing at me and Lost Silver. "Yeah why not," I sigh, and Silver was shaking like a leaf because he was so nervous.
Once everyone was settled, Slender set up the big TV with BEN's help and pulled up a karaoke game I've never seen in my life.
"Slender's...Mega Mix...?" I questioned aloud. Slender was trying to stand in front of the TV so no one could see the title of the playlist but it was too late and when I mentioned it out loud he turned around with creases on his face like he was embarrassed. "N-No! You see, Splendor put this little thing together, I only monitored him to make sure he wasn't adding anything funny!"
"Yeah yeah sure Slender, just admit you like listening to music in your past time," Nina purred with a smirk on her face. A bunch of us started chuckling and Slender angrily turned away from us, trying to continue setting everything up.
Eventually Slender steps back from the TV and we could see that there was a whole bunch of songs to choose from. I notice some of the pastas getting excited, but i slink back behind Puppeteer so no one even thinks of volunteering for me to go first.
Puppeteer, Lost Silver, and I all hide behind the couch while the other pastas take over the couch and the floor in front of it. Slender stands before everyone and straightens his tie."I will go first ...to get this over with...I mean, to encourage you all to participate in this very 'fun' gathering."
"He's making this awkward..." I heard BEN whisper to ClockWork. "That faceless bloke can sing?" LJ questioned. Slender sighed loudly and growled, "allow me to show you that I am very capable of participating in this 'fun'. Splendor, hand me the mic!"
SplendorMan screes excitedly and tosses SlenderMan the mic, then picks Slender's song choice and Slender starts 'singing' ....
Once Slender was done yodeling or whatever the fuck that was, everyone was left in silence.
"I hope you all enjoyed the my artistic and classical contribution to this gathering," Slender said, straightening his tie as if his performance wasn't a big joke.
"Isn't that the troll song...." Glitchy Red snorted. "Where the fuck was the singing voice coming from? His ass??" Jeff sneered. "And Slender wonders why people make fun of him," EJ muttered.
Everyone began talking about it but Slender could hear everything and he wasn't happy with the comments about his song. "You're all ridiculous! You can't even tell true talent when it's right up in your faces!!" He sneered before storming away from the front of the TV and going to the back of the living room.
On the screen, a score popped up, rating Slender's performance; he got a 10/10, yet somehow no one really cared except Splendor.
Sally bounces up next and stands in front of everyone, "Okay, I want to go next!"
Splendor let's Sally pick her song, then she stands and the music starts...
We all clap for Sally because she was adorable and she looked like she was having lots of fun singing. Sally giggles happily and skips over to everyone else while she gets head pets and praise. "Good job my child...." Slender sighed, although he honestly sounded pissed that not even one person clapped for him when he sang.
Sally's score was an 8/10.
"Whose next!" Splendor screeched. "Come up while you have the chance or else I'll start picking~~~!!"
"Fine, me, I'll go," Jane sighed, pulling herself up from off the couch. A bunch of pastas started cheering on Jane and egging her on. "Watch everyone boo me when it's my turn, Jeff in the lead," I mumble quietly. "Same," Both Puppeteer and Lost Silver responded. I love my little depressed gang.
Jane stood in front of the TV and picked her song, then the music started...
Of course everyone rooted for Jane and clapped for her, except I dunno Jeff, and she thanked everyone before sitting down. Her score on screen was a 9/10.
"Not surprised," I sigh. "Oh? Could you do better, (Y/N)?" She asked, turning to look at me behind the couch. I say nothing and slowly lower myself behind the couch, Puppeteer and Lost Silver copying my action.
"Alright gang, I'm going next!" Toby spoke up, stepping away from beside the couch. It was mostly just annoyed grunts as a response, and Toby frowned, "Oh f-fuck off, all of you. I can sing!"
Toby grabs the mic and orders Splendor to pull up his song. The music then starts...‼️
"Boo you suck!" was the first thing someone shouted out, and some of the others started laughing. Toby looked pissed, "I put my whole heart into that!" He then turns and looks at the screen and sees that he got a 6/10 as a score.
Toby rolls his eyes and tosses the mic at EJ. "What? Why me, I don't wanna go??" EJ barked, getting ready to hand the mic to Kagekao. "Uh uh uh! Once the mic is in your hand, you have to go!" Splendor singed. EJ grumbled loudly before slowly pulling himself off the couch and dragging himself to the front, taking off his mask. Everyone cheered him but he seemed really uncomfortable.
Splendor picks EJ's song and the music starts...
EJ ended with a 3/10 because he mostly mumbled through the whole thing and barely tried to actually sing, instead focusing on stuffing his hand in his hoodie with his head lowered and shuffling his feet. Most everyone still clapped for him though, and we were at least glad he tried.
"Next!?" Splendor screeched. "MEEE!!!" Kagekao yelled, springing from the couch. "No, please, anyone but him," Slender groaned. "Why not?" Splendor asked as Kagekao skipped up to him with a very very questionable smirk on his mask. "That idiot is going to pick THAT song..." Slender yelled.
"Shut up you stupid blockheads and hear me sing!" Kagekao sneered, "Saa! Hajimeyou!"
Slender at the end seemed embarrassed that Kagekao lived in his house. Probably because Kagekao also did the dance with the singing.....
Sally and Former were the only ones that clapped and cheered for him, Azumi only clapped slowly, seeming slightly embarrassed. Everyone else remained quiet as fuck. "I liked it..." Silver whispered barely audible, but he sounded scared to say so. I pat his head, assuring him that it was okay. Kagekao looks and sees he got a 7/10 because for some odd reason his singing isn't too terribly bad.
"HAH. Beat that!" He scoffed, a large grin forming on his mask. "I already did!" Jane yelled. "Yo Kagekao, let me go next!" BEN exclaimed, raising his hand. Kagekao tossed the mic to BEN and BEN got up, Chucky hugging onto his neck. "Ass. I already told you not to volunteer us to sing," Chucky sighed. "I'm not singing."
"Yeah you are Chuckles. Hit it Splendo!" BEN grinned, placing Chucky to stand and handing him the mic. Then, the music started...
Some of the pastas clapped for BEN and Chucky and BEN took a bow. Chucky hesitantly took a bow and climbed back on BEN's shoulders. "Edgy much, BENjamin?" ClockWork raised an eyebrow. "Very," Jeff chuckled. BEN rolls his eyes and looked at the screen and sees a 10/10. "You glitched your voice to sound good!" Glitchy Red accused him. "Anddd??? You'd do the same thing!" BEN growled. "Quiet, both of you! Give the mic to someone else," Slender ordered.
Chucky smirked and held his arm back, then tossed the mic towards the crowd of pastas. The mic lands in Jeff's lap. "SHIT!"
"Ahahh...good luck freak smile," I chuckle from behind the couch. "Shut up (Y/N), you bitch. At least I can actually sing," He snarled, getting up and walking to the center. "Yay Jeff! Pick a song!" Splendor cheered.
Jeff told Splendor the song, and then waited while the music started...‼️
"What in the Zaltanic fuck?" Masky's voice was the only one heard throughout the room when Jeff finished. "And you called my song edgy?" BEN gasped. "Slender isn't this all on your playlist...?" Bloody Painter asked. "He got a 5/10..." Puppeteer murmured, looking at the score. "You people don't have any good taste in music, I don't wanna hear it," Jeff responded to all the remarks.
Jeff's eyes suddenly landed on me as I peeped from behind the couch with Puppet and Silver and he smirked as he was knowingly going to aim the mic at me. He throws it and I get ready to be forced to sing by Splendor when Nina slides over and catches the mic before it hits me, then stands with a wide grin.
"Throwing stuff at the Walker, Jeffy? That's not very nice," She scoffed at him. Jeff seemed utterly confused as Nina smirked and walked past him, going to stand at the center. "Alrighty Splendy, it's my turn!"
"Yay!!" Splendor exclaimed, he then selected the song Nina picked and the music started...
I clapped loudly for Nina when she was done cause she initially saved me from the mic. When Nina turned to look at her score, she had a 7/10. Some of the others clapped for her as well and she bowed before walking over with the mic, "Who wants to go next?"
"I'll....try!" LJ raised his hand. He sounded unsure at the same time though. "Don't worry Jacky, all you've gotta do is read the lyrics on the screen and sing along!" Nina assured him, handing him the mic.
"Laughing Jack is gonna be a Laughing Flop," BEN teased, and all the 'bully' pastas laughed with him.
"Go LJ!" I cheered the clown feeling bad for him, then I quickly hid behind the couch again. LJ flipped off BEN before going next to Splendor. Splendor helped him pick a song, then he stood the center and the music began...
I also clapped loudly for LJ because he managed to do a good job with that song. LJ bowed and smiled when he turned to look at his score, a 5/10. "Ehhh.....Is that good or bad?" He questioned. "Mid," BEN chuckled. "Shut up midget, I'm asking the competent people," LJ snarled. Judge Angels stood and walked over to him, "I think you did good L, I'll take it from here."
"Knock 'em dead my angel," Painter grinned as she took the mic to the center. "Yes! Knock us 'alive'!" Splendor screeched, not understanding the term... Angels smiled and faced the screen as the music started...
When she finished everyone was clapping for her and cheering for her. I was shocked cause JA was almost accurately singing with the song. Her score was a 10/10 on the screen. "Isn't she awesome?" Puppeteer seemed proud of his friend's singing. "Of course she is," I respond, watching as she ran back to Bloody Painter and sat on his lap.
The mic gets handed Hoodie now. "...Really?" He glared at Judge Angels. "Why couldn't you give it to Painter?"
"Oooohhh Hoodsieeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!!" Splendor called, and Hoodie knew at that moment it was too late. Hoodie sighed and walked to the center with the mic in hand, and Splendor chose his song. The music started...
"Hoodieeeee!! Woop woop!" Rogue cheered, while a bunch of pastas clapped and rooted for him. "Thanks guys..." Hoodie chuckled, nervously scratching the back of his neck. The score for Hoodie said 8/10. Jeez.
Hoodie grinned and started heading over towards Masky. Masky tried to jump over people sitting on the couch to get away but Hoodie quickly grabbed him and forced the mic into his hand. "I hate you Brian," Masky growled, his hands clenching around the mic that was now in his possession. "kNocK eM dEaD anGel~," Hoodie mocked him and Painter at the same time, and both Creepypasta glared at him darkly.
Masky dragged himself to the center while Azumi loudly booed him and Toby and Rogue cheered for him while everyone else was just like "meh."
"You'll do spectacular Timmy! I believe in you!" Splendor exclaimed, selecting the song Masky was gonna do. "Don't call me Timmy, I beg you Splendor," Masky groaned as the music began to start...
So, we were all stunned when Masky was finished. And looking at the screen blew me away even more. "TEN out of TEN?? Masky???" Toby screamed. "Jealous, 6/10~?" Masky purred tauntingly. People began to clap for Masky but I just could believe it, I was honestly expecting him to get a 4 or something.
"I b-bet X-Virus can beat you!" Toby suddenly growled, pulling X-Virus to his side. "What? No!" Virus protested, but Toby had already pushed him to Masky and Masky eagerly smacked the mic in his hand. "Good luck, goggles," Masky walked off with a smirk and his hands stuffed in his jacket.
X-Virus hesitantly walked to the center as most of the Creepypastas rooted for him. "I'll do my best, I guess," He sighed, he then looked at Splendor and he selected his song. Everyone quieted down and the music started...
Toby was the loudest to clap besides everyone else, and X-Virus shrugged bowed. He then turned to look at his score which was a 7/10, and the thing is he seemed like he wasn't even trying. "Good job bud," Toby grinned, smacking his back at Virus came to sit by him again. Toby then turned to Vix who was also sitting beside him, "Vix, wake up. You-u should go," Toby shoved him in the side and then took the mic from Virus, slapping it in his hand.
Vix's head shot back up when the mic slapped into his hand and he violently spun his head at Toby, then started grumbling, "Sup tubby?" Toby blinked. "He's...high," Kate sighed, "probably not a good idea to send a complete wreck up there." Vic started chuckling, "Haahah...Va te faire foutre."
He took to the center and he stood there hazily and quietly. Splendor scratched his head with a nervously smile and selected Vix's request.
"FIne. ThiS iS foR yOu, JANE!" Vix suddenly pointed at Surrender and the music started...‼️
When the song was over. Vix passed out on the floor. No one did anything for a while until Kage sighed and walked over to him, dragging him by his legs out of the way. Honestly, Vix sounded more drunk than the actual song, which is probably why he got a 4/10.
The mic was sitting in the middle of the living room...it seemed no one wanted to go for it for a while until Lazari finally stepped up and went over, picking up the mic. "Um! I'll go next..." She announced, and everyone cheered her name and clapped for her.
She went over the song choice with Splendor, then watched the screen as the music started...
Lazari looked around with a nervous yet happy smile as everyone clapped for her. She received a 6/10 for her singing, and she seemed okay with it so she hurried and sat back down, passing the mic on to Laufey, who accepted it gleefully.
"Oh great, the overdramatic actor is gonna go next. This should be good," I muttered sarcastically. "Just Good? Don't underestimate me Walker, the center stage is my forté...prepare to be blown away~" He exclaimed, stepping to the center and smirking at Splendor. "This isn't a stage, lizard, it's just a living room!" I shout. "Please don't over do it..." SlenderMan sighed heavily, but the exaggerated way Laufey was standing as he confidently awaited told us all he was gonna do something showy...
Everyone sighed loudly while Splendor enthusiastically pulled up the song and the music started...
"WONDERFUL!!! Bravo!!!" TrenderMan clapped loudly for the Actor while he took the most melodramatic bows possible. Nina was also clapping like a crazed maniac for him until Slender smacked her over the head with his tendril. On the screen, Laufey had received a 9/10, which he seemed slightly peeved by. "Was I too pitchy...?" He scoffed, tugging at his collar.
Suddenly, Ritz bounced from off the ground and flew at Laufey while shaking, "My turn MY TURN! Lemme me go next! Ritz," He begged, grabbing the mic in Laufey's hand. "...Now the literal snack is gonna sing..." Masky groaned, rolling his head back.
"First, I'd just like to shout out to my mom—" Ritz began but Slender quickly cut him off, "Splendor play the song!" Splendor nodded in response and quickly switched to Ritz's song. I basically prepared for the worst as the music started...
Well the song finished and Ritz was there copying Laufey's dramatic bowing before even though his singing was...something. Slowly everyone began to clap awkwardly for him though, to not make him feel bad or anything. Ritz ended up getting a 2/10...pretty explanatory since the guy kept saying "Ritz" at the end of every single verse. "2/10. BeAT thAT!" Ritz screamed, tossing the mic carelessly into the crowd.
ClockWork stood up and caught the mic, looking confident in her singing ability and stepped to the center. A lot of Creepypastas cheered, especially Laughing Simp. Splendor gleefully picked ClockWork's choice and she turned to the screen as the music started...
We all clapped for Clock when she finished singing but LJ was clapping obnoxiously loud so it kinda began to piss me off. Clockwork grinned and turned to a 7/10 on the screen, then headed back to the couch and handed over the mic.
Liu took over this time and I'm kinda worried because I don't know how that exactly works with that headache Sully with him. "Let me pick the song," Sully speaks, stepping up to Splendor. "Could you back off for once?" Liu muttered irritatedly. Suddenly, they're fighting each other and everyone just glared at them. Eventually Splendor helps them to pick and then I think Liu is the one who steps to the center, facing the screen. The music then starts...
Most everyone clapped for Liu and he bowed and turned to look at his score on screen. He received a 8/10. Liu's face formed a frown, "If I were the one singing, we would've gotten a 10," He snapped. He then turned from the screen and stormed to the rest of us. He pelts the mic at Judge Angel's direction but Bloody Painter, caught it before it hit her and stood up. "My turn, I guess..."
Painter walks to the center and Splendor selects his song, then the music starts...
"Yay my innocent angel!" Judge Angels cheered, giving Painter a standing ovation. Painter grins and turns to see that he got a 7/10. He then happily goes back over to Judge Angels and the mic gets passed to Rogue. "Yes, let's go!" Rogue shouts, and a lot of the Creepypastas start chanting her name.
Rogue jumps to the center looking ready to roll. She waits until the music start...‼️
"Just be lucky I didn't choose a metal song! I was this close," Rogue exclaimed when she was done singing. "Boo, rap isn't any better," Kate gave her a thumbs down and Rogue waved her off. She turned to look at her score; she received a 6/10. "Oh that's it?? Come on!" Rogue threw her hands up in the air.
"You sing more like a 3!" Kate taunted. Rogue walked up to Kate and shoved the mic in her hand, "Let's see you do better then, Katey~"
"Wait I don't wanna-"
She glances over at Splendor and his wide smile catches her off guard, so she sighs and slowly stalks to the middle while the rest of us clap for her. "Can you pick for me...? I don't know what I want," She murmured. "Of course! How about this one!?" Splendor said, selecting a song.
Kate turns to face the screen and the music begins as she nervously holds the mic...
When Kate is done, everyone's clapping for her. She sung real quietly, raspy and nervous so she ended up with a 3/10, but like EJ, she tried. "Someone else go," She said, holding out the mic. "Pick one of these three! All they've done was sit there and hide the whole time like a bunch of pussies!" Jeff yelled, pointing at me, Puppeteer, and Silver peeping from behind the couch.
Puppeteer glared up at Jeff before actually reaching up and clocking him square in the face. I tried not to burst into laughter as Jeff fell backwards off the couch and the others actually did laugh at him.
Kate shook her head and walked towards us when Kagekao jumped before her and snatched it. "Azumi-sama's turn!!" Azumi raised an eyebrow, "Ex-cuse me? Did I say I wanted it to be my turn?"
"Come on Azumi-sama, it's fun!" Kagekao exclaimed hopping over to her and placing the mic in her crossed arms. Azumi stared at Kagekao for a long long while before giving a deep sigh and slowly getting up, flicking her red hair. "Don't ever volunteer for me to do something again. Got that?" She snapped, not once turning to look at him. Everyone remained quiet as Azumi took the center, and her grip on the mic tightens as she feels everyone's eyes staring at her. I blink when I notice what looks like red glowing butterflies beginning to appear and fly around the Zalgoid woman. She seemed a bit uncomfortable... Azumi's eyes glance at Splendor as Splendor nervously selected her song. Azumi crossed her arms as she faced the screen and the music started...‼️
By the end of the song, there were about a bajillion of those glowing butterflies surrounding Azumi, and she turned to face everyone looking embarrassed. Most of the Creepypastas clapped for her, but Kagekao and Former cheered the loudest. I still wonder what their connection is to her... anyways, her score on screen was a 9/10. She seemed okay with it I guess because she simply shrugged and walked towards Kage and Former.
"Former's turn," She demanded, then threw the mic at Former who gave an exasperated sound, "What!? Former can't sing!"
"Of course Former can! Come on up!" Splendor screed, motioning for Former to step up. Azumi picked up Former who looked like he was about to run and placed him at the center while Kagekao snicked at his friend.
Splendor selected the song while Former stood there, frozen in place. "You can do it!" Splendor screeched at him. Former took a deep breath and then the music started...
Kagekao cheered the loudest for his friend and Azumi clapped, nodding her head in approval. Former bowed nervously and turned to see he got a 5/10. "Man. Former sucks..." Former slumped his shoulders, but Kagekao came and pet him on the head before pulling him back to the couch. "Alright, someone catch!Kyaa!" Kagekao yelled, grabbing the mic from Former and throwing the it in a random direction. The mic flies straight into TrenderMan and the slender jumped out of confusion when it pelts him in the chest.
"Well I never! You could've just handed it to me, you know," Trender scowled, slowly picking up the mic and dusting his shirt off. He then walked to the center as Splendor was bubbling with complete excitement that one of his relatives was going next. "You're going to do absolutely splendidly amazing Trendybrother!!" He cried.
"I know I am," Trender flicked his head upwards, pridefully. Splendor cheesed and selected the song Trender chose, then the music started...
Trender seemed really happy when everyone stared clapping for him, Splendor being the most loud and obnoxious. Slender facepalmed and shook his head. Trender's score was an 8/10. "Yay!!! You did fantastic! I love you!!" Splendor cheered. "Thank you thank you, you're all too kind," Trender responded. If he was a human Trender right now, I bet his face would be a huge, sheepish grin.
Offender walked up to Trender and grabbed the mic from him, "My turn brother. Watch me gain more cheers than you," Offender said with a smirk. Literally no one cheered or clapped. We all kinda just ...stared at Offender. Seriously, we all just glared at him in complete silence, and I think he noticed and it kinda threw him off.
Offender nervously scratched his head and turned away from us, facing the screen. "Play the song Splejdor..."
"Okay! Good luck Offendybrother!!"
Offender seemed to sigh and his grin returned when the music started...
When Offender stopped singing Splendor stood up and clapped. "Woo hoi!! Yeah!!!! Great job!!!"
Offender seemed like he was looking for anyone but Splendor's admiration. Some of the Creepypastas gave the most half-hearted claps and one "woo" but that was it. Sorry bud, but no one wants to cheer for a rapist.
Offender just drops the mic and walks off looking ticked. Youd think he'd be happy; he at least got a 7/10.
Zero bounces off the couch and starts for the mic, "My turn then. Y'all ready for this?"
There were loud cheers for Zero as she nods at Splendor and Splendor selects her song. Then, the music starts...
"Woohoo!! Go zero!" ClockWork cheered. Everyone else clapped for her and rooted her name. "Thanks guys," Zero gave us a rocker pose and glanced back at her score; she got a 7/10.
"Not bad," She shrugged, tossing the mic around in her hands. "Who hasn't gone yet?"
"(Y/N) hasn't-" Jeff tried again but Puppteer shot his golden strings at Jeff from behind and it wrapped around his mouth, leaving him unable to speak. "Im so getting away with this," I chuckle, smirking at the struggling Jeff. "My turn," Glitchy Red stepped up and grabbed the mic from Zero. "You guys participate with me, alright?"
"What do you mean?" Masky questioned. "The song I wanna choose is more fun when everyone participates!" Glitchy grinned, and he went up to the center while Splendor picked out his song. "Get ready to party losers~..." Glitchy said, and the music started...‼️
(my dude did not sing the clean version btw.)
I really expected Glitchy to go up there and do an edgy Pokémon song but I guess not. Anyways, that was disturbing as fuck but these Creepypastas are freaks and actually joined him and got all rowdy, then it descended into chaos when people started throwing each other and and chairs and stuff so Slender had to put an end to all of that. Glitchy ended with a 9/10...
"Alright, whose next?" Slender asked after he got everyone to calm down. "Seriously??? It's literally just Puppet, Silver, and Walker who hasn't gone yet!" Jeff snapped.
Slowly, everyone turned to look at us just peeping behind the couch and the three of us looked at each other nervously. Me and Puppeteer then just held up two fingers and mumbled along with Silver, "Emo gang..."
"Can one of y-you emo shits get up and take your turn?" Toby said. "Wait!!! Splendor hasn't gone!!" Silver cried, pointing at the happy slender. "Oh my, you're right!! I should have my turn now!" Splendor gasps. Glitchy tosses the mic to SplendorMan and he happily catches it. Splendor then teleports to the center a looks at everyone excitedly. "I hope you all like my song children!!" He screamed while this time Slender was the one to select Splendor's chosen song.
Splendor turned to face the screen and the music started...‼️
...
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No one said anything for a long time.
I think I now have a slight fear of SplendorMan...
SplendorMan looked at everyone with a cheerful happy smile as if he didn't just conjure up some sort of demon with his song. "Did yoy guys like my song? Why do you all look scared...? :("
"Splendor. I can't believe I'm saying this. But I'm actually proud of you for once," Slender says, patting Splendo on the back, and the happy slender screed joyfully. "Splendor likes death metal..." I whisper. "Who would've thought..." Silver murmured. "I wanted to do that song..." Puppeteer hissed lowly.
Suddenly, SplendorMan appears behind the three of us and held out the mic. "Your turn!" He cried.
"Every pasta for themselves!!" I scream and both me and Silver dash, leaving Puppeteer to face the mic. "Traitors!!!" Puppeteer sneered. "Aw come on Pup, you'll do great," Bloody Painter urged him. Slowly everyone started assuring Puppeteer and coaxing him to go up and sing. After all...he more of a singer than any of us.
"Fine...." Puppeteer sighed heavily before grabbing the mic from Splendor and standing up. Everyone cheered loudly for him as he floated to the center and stared at the screen with a look full of doom. Splendor selected his song for him and the music started...
Me and Silver cheered the loudest for Puppeteer when he was done singing though most everyone else was doing the same. Puppeteer looked down embarrassed and saw his score; he got a 10/10. Silver teleported beside him and nudged his head against him as his way of giving him a hug. "You did amazing Puppeteer!" He smiled brightly at him. "Thanks Silver," Puppeteer grinned at him, "and you'll do amazing too~"
Next thing silver knew, the Mic was placed on his hat. "Wh-wh-wh-what???? N-n-no, I can't wh-why-I c-can't --I don't wh-eHRKG̶̢̨̖͚̜̺̭̥̭͓̾̒̃̃̈̏͋͝A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝J̶̛̙͓͂͊̿̃͛̽̿̂W̴͔̏̕J̶̛̙͓͂͊̿̃͛̽̿̂W̴͔̏̕W̴͔̏̕G̶̢̨̖͚̜̺̭̥̭͓̾̒̃̃̈̏͋͝W̴͔̏̕F̷̡͍͔̺̙̊̋͋̕Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚J̶̛̙͓͂͊̿̃͛̽̿̂Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚J̶̛̙͓͂͊̿̃͛̽̿̂J̶̛̙͓͂͊̿̃͛̽̿̂W̴͔̏̕K̷̢͖̣̲̼̼̝̈́̂͜͠͠ͅR̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂-"
"It's okay Silver! All you have to do is try! Everyone else did and so can you!" Splendor encouraged Silver as he shook at the center. "Want me to stand with you while you sing?" Puppeteer asked. "Y-yes please..." Silver finally sighed, sounded defeated. "But I d-don't know what to pick..."
"I'll pick for you!" Splendor screeched, and he picked out a song for Silver. Silver looked at Puppeteer, then turned nervously to the screen and the music started...
"GO SILVER! YEAAHH!" I cheer for Silver, and he looks at me with a flustered face. Everyone else also cheered for him and they all got up and ran at the shy boy, hugging him and petting his head, making him feel loved. "Th-thank you so much..." he stuttered with a bright smile. Silver's score was a 6/10, he was singing really softly and shaking yet he still managed some small confidence.
"Thank goodness this is all finally over," Slender sighed, rubbing his head as if he had a headache. "HOLD UP!" Glitchy Red yelled. "What about (Y/N)? They didn't go!" ClockWork said. "Yeah (Y/N) quit holding back on us and get up here!" Jeff motioned for me to step up.
Oh no. What do i do now? I've gotten away for this long...
Rogue suddenly starts rushing toward my like a fucking train and before I could make a move, she snatched me and started carrying me back to the center. Everyone went crazy and started chanting my name, and I groan loudly, feeling embarrassed.
Rogue sticks me on the ground and Silver's Pikachu plops the mic in my hand. "Go (Y/Nnnnnnn!!!!!!)" BEN screamed at the top of his lungs. "You've got this Walker!" Hoodie yelled. "(Y/n) sa-ma! (Y/n) sa-ma!" Kagekao cheered. Hearing all the others cheering for me and all made me feel kinda good.
Everyone back away from the center and then it was just me and the screen. "Have your song (Y/n)-y? Are you ready?" Splendor asked. I nod my head and give him a thumbs up, then face the screen. I take a deep breath...and the final song starts...
(A/N): Lol get rekt. 1/10 mate.
jk
After I sang (S/N), I got more of a reactive cheer than I expected. Once again the Creepypastas crowded in the middle, this time surrounding me and giving me arm punches and head ruffles. We all turn to see my score and I got a (?/10). Welp. Not really caring about what I got as my score, everyone still cheers for me and I feel great.
This was honestly such a good time and it was fun watching everyone sing and/or dance. It was surprising Slender came up with this whole Karoke night but I really hope he has more 'fun' stuff planned in the future.
Although, I'm now questioning Slenders because these songs are all on his playlist...
- timeskip (bonus) -
It's 1AM in the morning but I'm hearing loud noises coming from downstairs. I yawn and pull myself out of bed, heading out of my room and going to check and see what was up.
I get downstairs and ...see Kagekao by himself. He's in front of the TV with the karaoke game still running, and it looks like another song is staring to play. I decide to stay and watch just for the heck of it...
"Nico Nico Niii!" Kagekao screeched, posing at the end.
...He... he really thought no one was watching.
...
Anyways, I'm just gonna go back upstairs and clean my eyes and ears out with bleach and pretend that never happened.
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The remaining Zalgopastas in Zalgo's realm all look around at each other.
...
"Hey, you guys wanna have a karaoke night?"
"Fuck no."
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꧁ if you guys get mad at me for this chapter, just reminding you this is a jokepasta story, purposeful cringe, nonsense, and crazy fandom shit. Juuuusssst putting that out there.꧂