I like to think that you, Hunter, and Steve hung out a lot when you were in the emperor's coven together
Hunter: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Y/n?
You: No.
Steve: I do!
Hunter: I know, Steve
Steve: I'm sad!
Hunter: I know, Steve
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Steve: If Y/n and I were drowning-
Hunter: Y/n.
Steve: I didn't even finis-
Hunter: Y/n.
You: I feel so loved 😂😭
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Hunter: Hey Y/n,
You: Yes, Goldielocks?
Hunter: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
You:
Y/n: Where's Steve?
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Hunter: Y/n, keep an eye on Steve today. He'svgoing to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
You: Sure, I'd love to see Steve get punched.
Hunter: Try again, dumbass.
You, sighing: I will stop Steve from getting punched.
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Hunter: Y/n, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
You: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Hunter: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Steve.
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Steve: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Hunter: I'm a knife.
You, from across the room: He's the little spoon. :>
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Hunter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
You: Okay, but in my defense, Steve bet me 63 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Hunter: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Steve: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
You: You're a hazard to society
Hunter: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Steve: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Hunter: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Y/n isn't
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Hunter: Come on, I wasn't that sleep deprived last night.
Steve: You were flirting with Y/n.
Hunter: So what? They're my partner
Steve: You asked them if they were single.
Hunter:
Steve: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Hunter: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million snails?
You: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Steve: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
You: Good thinking.