Halal Jokes

By daretobeme11

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" In my dream, I saw you buying me a diamond ring." " I saw your dad paying the bill." More

Go pray
YOLO
I'm shutting the heat off!
Right hand please!
Do it at home.
Mujrim( Criminal)
Surah Nuh
Back by lunch
Bad Hair Day
In a dream
Do you see me?
Iman
Qurbani and Biryani.
AUTHOR UPDATE
Alhamdullilah!
The Man And The Horse ( READ A/N AT END!)
GP? PLEASE READ A/N AT END! PLEASE!
FIRST ANNUAL COMPETITION OF 2016!!!
1st place winner: Latajourienne; The dowry
2nd place winner: Imagination_of_Sanaa; David and Wilson
3rd place winner: Kalana17; The man who refused to eat
Superman!
You won't?
Gray Hairs
A/N Please read!!!
BIG DECISION!!!!
Valentine's Day
Human or Onion?
Self Esteem
HEY EVERYONEE!!!
Joke
Hey...

Are you?

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By daretobeme11

There was a little boy to be around the age of 4.

He saw another woman who was about 19 years old.

He walked up to her and looked at her hijab.

He said to her " Habibity Are You An Angel?"

The woman said " Habibi no why?"

" The tag on your hijab says made in Jannah."

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