Halal Jokes

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Are you?
I'm shutting the heat off!
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In a dream
Do you see me?
Iman
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You won't?
Gray Hairs
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Hey...

Go pray

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Por daretobeme11

There was once a man who was outside playing with his 10 year old son.

It was about 95 degrees outside.

The father asked his kid if he had prayed yet.

The kid said no.

The father said go pray.

The kid whined but it's so hot outside!

The father said Hell is hotter , go pray!

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