QUICK QUESTION 1 2 3 GO
im writing a horror fic called barbaric and I wanna know which description sounds better
comment butter on the one u like the best
"you hate your parents? boo hoo, kid. I murdered my parents."
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"you want a tip? fine, I'll give you one: stay away from me. trust me, kid. everything ends badly when I'm around; and not for me."
ps u guys should read it when it's published juss sayin
ENJOY THE CHAPTEERRRRR
NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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harrystyles: I JUST CAME UP WITH A REALLY FUNNY JOKE
louist91: I'm going to block you
harrystyles: NO ITS FUNNY I PROMISE
louist91: get away from me
harrystyles: LOUIS CMON PLEASE
louist91: no
harrystyles: PLEASE
harrystyles: PLEASE
harrystyles: PLEASE
harrystyles: PLEASE
harrystyles: PLEASE
harrystyles: PLEASE
harrystyles: PLEASE
harrystyles: PLEASE
louist91: FINE TELL ME THE JOKE
harrystyles: OK SO MY FRIEND WAS PUTTING EYELINER ON ME AND SHE WAS LIKE THIS IS REALLY HARD TO PUT ON SOMEONE ELSE SO I WAS LIKE MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
harrystyles: WING IT
harrystyles: GETTTTTTT ITTTTTTT
louist91: I have so many questions
louist91: first of all, why
louist91: second of all, why was your friend putting eyeliner on you
louist91: third of all, W H Y
harrystyles: was my joke funny
louist91: I refuse to answer that question
harrystyles: meanie
harrystyles: I can tell you another one
louist91: PLEASE DONT
harrystyles: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY JOKES ARE GREAT
louist91: every time you tell a joke, a young baby DIES
harrystyles: I think you meant LAUGHS
louist91: no I didn't I meant DIES
harrystyles: I'm gonna tell you another joke anyway
louist91: UGH
harrystyles: so i was filling out an application for a job at this place with my friend niall and he drew a giant frowny face down the paper and i was like "why the loNG FACE BUDDY"
(this actually happened im so funny the pic is proof)
louist91: KILL ME
harrystyles: SHUT UP YOU LOVE MY JOKES
louist91: here let me tell you a joke
louist91: so a donkey walks into a bar
harrystyles: oh god
louist91: shush
louist91: and the bartender says to the donkey, "why the long face?"
louist91: then the donkey, unable to comprehend the English language, kicks the bartender in the face
harrystyles: WHAT
louist91: admit it my jokes are betterrrr
harrystyles: NEVER
harrystyles: let's settle this in a
harrystyles: PUN OFF
louist91: BRO LETS DO IT
louist91: the topic is donkeys ok let's go
harrystyles: I'd go first, but I don't want to be an aSS
louist91: my puns are so great you'll laugh your ASS off
harrystyles: I know the donKEY to perfect jokes
louist91: I think you may need ASSistence
harrystyles: no thanks I know all the ASSentials
louist91: you sure are ASSertive
harrystyles: I'll burn your jokes to ASShes
louist91: are you donKIDDING me
harrystyles: sometimes I'm surprised by my great jokes ASS-well
louist91: donKILL ME
harrystyles: I'll do what you ASSk
louist91: hee haw-P OFF MY DICK
louist91: it's been eight minutes make your move
harrystyles: I'm trying to make a donkey pun with dorky but I cANT
louist91: HAVE I WON
harrystyles: NEVER
louist91: make a sentence composed of five donkey puns that haven't been used yet and you will win
harrystyles: you're a real sASS mASSter from doncASSter, so I'll pASS on this pun clASS
louist91: ur an ASShole
harrystyles: WHO DA WINNA
harrystyles: I DA WINNA
louist91: NO WERE HAVING ANOTHER ROUND
harrystyles: i choose the topic now
harrystyles: the topic is EGGS
louist91: BRO U FINNA GO DOWN
harrystyles: BRING IT ON
louist91: I'm so EGGcited to win this round
harrystyles: don't jump EGGhead of yourself
louist91: I'm gonna take you down a pEGG
harrystyles: EGGpect the unEGGpected
louist91: EGGxactly why you shouldn't EGGpect to win
harrystyles: you're acting EGGxtra sassy today
louist91: only bc i woke on the SUNNY SIDE UP
harrystyles: my puns are perfEGGtion
louist91: mine are EGGsquisite
harrystyles: you don't have to pretEGG to be good at puns
louist91: I'm prEGGnant with great puns
harrystyles: there's no way OMLETTing you win
louist91: are my great puns getting you a bit SCRAMBLED
harrystyles: you're EGGnnoying
louist91: think with your EGGNOGgin
harrystyles: you're so dEGGmanding
louist91: I'm listening to crown the EGGpire
harrystyles: you're rEGGdiculous
louist91: am I CRACKING you up
harrystyles: you make really bad YOLKS
louist91: am I making your blood HARD-BOIL
harrystyles: go to SHELL
louist91: I'll keep going until i see the EGG WHITES of your eyes
louist91: I'm a real DEVILed EGG
louist91: this is a little too OVER EASY
louist91: do you surrEGGnder yet ?/!!/?
harrystyles: I hate you a lot
harrystyles: why are you so stubborn
louist91: I guess you could say im a
louist91: *whispers* hard egg to crack
harrystyles: ugh you're turning into me
louist91: tru
harrystyles: why did I do this to you
louist91: I really hate puns and jokes, but for you....
harrystyles: ... ?
louist91: I'll make an EGGception
harrystyles: weLL FUCK ME
louist91: you don't have to ask
harrystyles: STOP
louist91: NO HOMO THO
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bad ending bc I'm tired and I need to update ok ok ok
the pic and "why the long face, buddy" was real and it was between me and my crush I'm so FUNNY
BYEEEEEEEEEE