A/N: So, I don't know why nobody was seeing the memes I posted on the last chapter break, so I'm just going to replace it with this until I figure out how to fix it. Not even I could see them, which was really weird, so...
I guess take more of these? Sorry!
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Kenji: I was arrested for being too cool.
Yaz: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Ben: Do you ever just feel the urge to set someone in the middle of a crowd on fire and watch chaos ensue?
Blake: ...No. I never do.
Sammy: *Singing* I wanna church girl who go to churrrrch
Sammy. AnD rEaD heR biBle!
Darius: *Looks at Blake* Hi.
Blake: *Blushes* Okay.
Brooklyn: And they were roommates!
Kenji: Oh my God, they were roommates.
Blake (to Yaz and Sammy): Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay-
Darius: Johnny has nineteen bottles of dish soap and he gives Gina-
Kenji: Wait? Why does Johnny have so many soaps?
Ben: *With nineteen bottles of soap* Mind your business, Kenji!
Yaz: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Kenji: I thought you were American?
Kenji: *Throws paper at Yaz's head*
Yaz: Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!
Blake: Let me see what you have!
Ben: *Running past* A knife!
Blake: NO!
Ben: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of Bumpy and sanitizer on my side.
Ben: AHHHHHH!!!
Kenji: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Sammy: *Starts laughing maniacally and falls to the ground*
Sammy: Pssst, Yaz!
Yaz: What?
Sammy: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Yaz: You know I'm not really a jewelry person.
Sammy: Oh, well, you don't have to wear it-
Yaz: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.
Blake: I promise to stay safe, or my name isn't Blake Lively.
Ben: Your name isn't Blake Lively...
Blake: That's what I said.
Ben:
Ben: BLAKE-
Darius: Why do you call me a nerd?
Brooklyn: Because that's what you are, Darius.
Darius: Really? Prove it.
Brooklyn: Yesterday you saw a small bird and thought it was a pterodactyl, then proceeded to tell me all about how pterodactyls are proof of dinosaurs evolving into birds.
Darius:
Darius: Now listen-
Yaz: If there aren't any dinosaurs on this island, than I'm not gay.
Sammy: Yaz, there are dinosaurs on this island.
Yaz: Oh, shit.
Darius: Are you feeling okay?
Blake: Well, I've got this headache that sorta comes and goes.
Ben: *Comes in grumbling about not getting to blow anything up*
Blake: It appears to be back.
Darius: I care about everyone equally.
Brooklyn: The treehouse is under attack by a rabid hybrid dinosaur.
Darius: Is Blake okay?
Kenji: I have a confession...I'm terrified of the Backstreet Boys.
Darius: Tell me why.
Kenji: *Screams*
Scorpius: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!
Blake: My happiness?
Blake: *Turns to the group* I'm happy?
Sammy: Two broooos, chillin' in hot tub; five feet apart cause they're not gay!
Yaz: You're my girlfriend.
Sammy:
Yaz: And you're sitting on my lap right now.
Sammy:
Yaz: Everything you said was inaccurate.
Blake: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Ben: Kenji, how tall are you?
Blake: *Reverse record skip sounds*
Blake: *Shows image of her and her friends running from dinosaurs*
Blake: Yep, that's me. So, you may be wondering how I got into this situation-
Ben: Um, no, nobody's wondering that.
Blake: Everyone is, Ben.
Ben: No, we've literally been telling them the whole story for months now. They know what's been going on.
Blake:
Blake:
Blake: Okay, so, maybe not, but-
["My mom is calling...hi mom"]
Darius and Blake: Come on guys, stop, they're trying to talk to their mom.
Kenji: *Loud, fake, sexual noises*
Yaz and Ben: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Brooklyn: *Is asleep*
Sammy: *Gets really close to the phone* Tell her I say hi.
["What's a rainbow?"]
Yaz and Blake: Gay rights.
Kenji: There's money!
Brooklyn: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Ben and Darius: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
Sammy: Pretty!
[In a fistfight]
Yaz: Would start a fistfight
Kenji: Would lose a fistfight
Brooklyn, Darius, and Blake: Would win a fistfight
Sammy: Would run away from a fistfight
Ben: Brings a machete to a fistfight
[When a bag is stuck in a vending machine]
Kenji: Tries to stick their arm up the slot
Brooklyn: Shakes the vending machine
Yasmina: Punches/kicks the glass
Sammy, Darius, and Blake: Asks someone for help
Ben: All of the above, in that order
[Raiding Area 51]
Ben: "They can't stop all of us!"
Darius: "Please don't go, they absolutely can stop you all."
Yaz and Blake: "Have fun dying, lol."
Kenji: "If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets."
Sammy: Actually goes to Area 51 and gets in
Bumpy: Is the alien
[A child starts crying in public]
Sammy: Tries to make the child laugh
Darius: Tries to play with the child to calm them down
Brooklyn: Gives detailed instructions to the parents
Blake: Cries with the child
Yaz and Ben: Ignores the child
Kenji: Is the reason the child is crying