Summary: The arrival of Grammy Gallagher brings Frank and
Fiona together, while Steve returns and asks Fiona out
on a double date.
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Kai sat on the couch playing with a toddler. "You had late pickups on Monday and Thursday." Debbie read "Extra 16."
"I wasn't that late." A woman sighed "Fiona would charge 20." Debbie sang "Deb-De-Debbie who's at the door?" Kai asked
Debbie only shrugged as she walked outside the house to see who was at the door.
Kai stood up and walked over to the woman. "M-Mm-money." Kai demanded as she put her hand out. The woman glared before handing Kai 16 dollars.
Kai only smiled as she walked upstairs "why are you bashing a hole in the wall?" Kai signed confused
"We are remodeling." Carl answered Kai eyebrows furrowed noticing the old woman "Where's the rest of the litter and who are you?" The old woman asked
"That's kai." Carl introduced "can't she speak for herself?" Peggy asked "she's doesn't like to." Carl answered as Kai sat down next to him.
"Ian's at Work, Hayley's is at college, we haven't seen lip for days...Liam's down in day care, and Fiona's probably trying to sleep she works nights." Debbie explained walking in the bathroom
"What about framk?" Peggy asked "doesn't live here anymore." Debbie muttered "Good boy out of the way." Peggy demanded grabbing a bag
"What's that?" Debbie asked softly "what's it look like?" Peggy smirked "A finger." Carl smiled Kai looked at the jar in shock.
Kai smiled as she held the Jar in her hand it was weirdly normal for her to see that given the fact her father Terry Milkovich.
"Ter-te-t-Terry has a lot of t-these." Kai admitted making Carl smile. She had been talking a lot more not just to him but everyone.
"You can touch it but never put your finger on it unless you're gonna shoot someone." Peggy smiled as she showed the three kids a gun "you like secrets?" Peggy asked the three
"So do I. Hold out your hands. You to Kai." Peggy demanded Peggy put money in each of the kids hands "our little secret." Peggy smiled Kai wasn't used to people giving her money she was used to giving people money.
Later, "Carl what the hell did you do with my d-dr-dress?" Kai asked running into the boys room "I will murder you in your sleep!" Kai glared
Carl held her dress next to a blow torch before he could do anything Kai tackled the boy on the ground "I hate you." Kai glared as she stanched the dress and gave Carl a small slap.
Kai sat on top of Carl as she grabbed a pillow and continued to hit him with it making Carl laugh.
Carl smiled he was happy that she was talking again. Kai had only started talking to Carl and Mickey but it was still progress. Kai helped Carl off the ground.
Kai stood in the bathroom as she straightened her hair. Kai looked at herself in the mirror any time Kai stared at herself in the mirror for to long she wouldn't even be able to recognize herself.
"You look nice." Carl complimented "wow never thought I'd he-hea-hear a compliment from you." Kai smirked
Everyone was at Karen's house "Karen I know we aren't exactly friends but I'm a sucker for wedding congratulations." Hayley greeter handing Karen a gift she stole from Walmart "thanks." Karen smiled
Kai took a breath before walking over to Kevin "hey kev I was w-w-w-wondering if I could stay with you and Vee. The Gallagher's have no room and I don't really wanna stay at my house."
"Yeah and if you ever need to talk I'm here and I care about you." Kev smiled "T-Th-T-thank you." Kai sighed in relief
"Frank what the hell are you doing?" Hayley asked her father walking towards him "none of your business." Frank glared "who's your friend?" Frank asked
"Jo Frank Frank Jo." Hayley introduced "Let me introduce you to people I actually like." Hayley smiled pulling Jo.
"Isn't that your brother?" Jo asked "Oh fuck." Hayley sighed walking towards lip "you don't get enough abuse just being franks son?" Hayley asked her brother
"What? I just wanted to congratulate the, uh happy couple." Lip said clearly drunk
"Jesus, you smell like a brewery." Hayley admitted "Hair of the dog." Lip muttered
"Lip go home please." Hayley begged "your gonna make a scene you already are."
"Whoa, Jameson, that's not gonna long." Lip chuckled
"I bet 20 he gets his ass best." Jo stated "nope I already know he is." Hayley sighed "it's almost as if he likes getting his ass beat."
"Two more years." Hayley reminded herself before Sheila began talking.
"Quiet, please." Sheila begged "I'm sorry that I didn't make it all the way down the stairs today....but baby steps. Oh, my Karen, my baby, all grown up. I so wish your father could have been here today."
"I wish he could have seen you, our sweet girl, all grown up. And I know he would be so proud of his grandbaby...no matter who the father was, except frank. Heh. he'd hated Frank. Heh."
Everyone got quiet while Kai tried to hold back a laugh.
"But it couldn't be frank because there wasn't any penetration. Eddie didn't like being penetrated."
Jo's mouth fell open "I think my family was bad." Jo who's "He had a funny bump on the side of his penis...that we thought was cancer...but it turned out I was just being too rough on him, so.."
"There's been some obstacles and some pitfalls..but she's made some wonderful wonderful friends along the way. Like Lip and all the Gallagher's. Kai to."
"People I just used to only know as the ones in that house....where the cops always came. Especially Kai's house."
"Jesus, is that bitch ever gonna shut up?" Peggy asked making everyone turn to Peggy "And franks mother." Sheila glared "we're so honored that you're here, even though you were not invited."
"And not really honored, because you're a convicted felon. But you're out now, aren't you? Why did they let you out?" Sheila asked
"Because you're a loud, mean, vicious bitch." Sheila spat making everyone laugh
"Okay Mom let's open presents." Karen suggested Jo and Hayley laughed as Sheila and Peggy began arguing
"Frank." Hayley sighed "let them work it out." Frank shrugged
"And I don't know how an Angel like that man.." Sheila yelled making Hayley scoff. "Could have come out of your poison womb. And your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur!" Sheila yelled "What the fuck?" Jo laughed
"I will fuck you up." Peggy threatened getting her gun out
Kev tried to grab Kai not before she grabbed Peggy's arm and aimed the gun to the ceiling.
Kai junked slightly as the gun shot the fire alarm.
Hayley's eyes went wide as cop cars appears "Shit Tony." Fiona muttered "I got it." Tony reassured walking out.
Kai looked up at the ceiling as she held the gun in her hand. "Are you okay?" Kev asked Kai nodded as she put the gun in her pocket
"I'm keeping it." Kai muttered feeling stressed out already.