Blueflameknight: Previously on Red Vs Blue
Church: I told Caboose and Tucker that Tex is quite a bitch because she has this aggressive A.I in her head
Callan: Meanwhile, inside the red base, while guarding Tex she somehow learned who I am. Or was. I interrogated her and she told me she's a freelancer. Agents named after states of America. While being a freelancer she found files about me and learned everything
Church: As for us, we're now gonna take Tex back with a diabolical plan
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We cut to a teleporter where we see Tucker come out as his armor is black now. He turns around and sees Church looking at him
Church: Are you okay Tucker?
Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine.
Tucker and Church then climb on top of a hill and look at the top of Blue Base which has Caboose on it. Tucker looks at Caboose
Tucker: Come on, Caboose!
Caboose: Does it hurt?
Tucker: No, not at all!
Caboose: Okay! Here I come!
Caboose then heads inside the teleporter and Church looks at Tucker
Church: Does it hurt for real?
Tucker: Oh, yeah. Big time
Tucker and Church turn around to see Caboose come out of the teleporter with black armor now
Caboose: Owwwchie! (Looks at Tucker) You lied to me
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut to Sarge on top of Red Base
Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere.
Lopez stands next to Sarge holding a sniper rifle
Sarge: Do you see something out there?
Lopez starts to look through his sniper rifle and scout the area. We then cut inside the base where we see Callan coming from the left as he sees Tex still there while Simmons and Grif argue
Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both!
Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth
Simmons: Both
Grif: You sound like an ass the way you say it
Callan: What the hell are you both doing?!
Simmons: (Looks at Callan) Oh hey Callan
Grif: Jesus christ, even you say both Callan?!
Sarge: Grif!
Everyone then looks up to see Sarge looking down at them
Sarge: Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base
Grif: As in more than one? Maybe we should bolth go, sir
Simmons: BOTH!
Grif: (Looks at Simmons) Seriously, man, like an ass
Sarge: (Looks at Grif) Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up? Leave the prisoner alone with Callan with the slight chance he might get his neck snapped
Grif: Good point, sir
Sarge: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here! We got just enough time for me to spray-paint the bull's eye on your back. Ah by the bull's eye, I of course mean camouflage. Now move it, cupcake
Grif: Yeah "Sigh" I'll be right up
(Meanwhile)
We then cut to Church on a cliff looking through a sniper rifle as he sees Grif walking out of the base
Church: Hey, Tucker. Come in, man. You there? This is Church. It's working. The orange one is coming out of the base. I repeat the orange one is coming out of the base.
We then cut to Tucker and Caboose hiding behind a rock
Tucker: Roger that
Caboose: Oh, oh oh oh, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker! Is that-is that Church?
Church: "Okay"
Caboose: (Talks over Church) Tell him, that I- that I said- for me to say hi..?
Church: "Now just keep moving around outside of the base and draw their attention"
Tucker: I missed that, Caboose was talking to me. (Looks at Caboose) Shut up, man, I'm on the radio
With Church
Church: I said, just keep mov-
Tucker: "I'm not yelling, I'm just telling you to let me finish talking to Church. No, I'll tell him you said "hi" later. No, you can't talk to him. How could you possibly talk to him on my headset?"
Church: Oh, my god
Church then sighs and cuts to communication
Church: I can't believe I died for this war
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut inside Red Base where we see Callan working on his assault rifle as he guards Tex alone
Tex: What'cha working on?
Callan doesn't say anything and just continues to work
Tex: Look, I get it. You don't trust me. I said some things that I should've done in better circumstances
Callan: It's not that. Okay, maybe a bit. I got PTSD when you mentioned what the Director did to me. I just.....I don't want that to ever happen again
Tex: I'm sorry
Callan sighs and puts his assault rifle on his back and looks at Tex
Callan: Why are you here Tex?
Tex: The blues got a man down and I'm here to help them. Meeting you was just a coincidence.
Callan: Oh...........Did my brother or Lena ever say anything about me while you were in the project?
Tex: A couple of times, Arizona would always talk about you to me, as for Carolina, she never told me. But I heard her talk about you a couple of times to other Freelancers
Callan: Even when I ran away home they still remembered me
Tex: I told your brother about you, what happened to you and what he did to you. He was angry and wanted revenge. But he died before he could even tell Carolina
Callan:....How did Lena and Ralph die?
Tex: It was a mess. I planned to free the A.I, so I may have started a rebellion in the Freelancer project, your brother offered to join. I told him not to, but he was persistent. As for your sister, she was the opposite and stood with the Director. There was a huge fight and the two died in the crossfire
Callan: Gosh....All this over an A.I. Was the Director somehow trying to bring back mom?
Tex: Your mom?
Callan: My step-mom, she was great. When me and Ralph were all alone, she took us in. Taught us everything we needed to know. She was kinda the one who encouraged me to try engineering. She treated us like we were her own children. No matter what we did, no matter how bad we got hurt, she would be always there to protect us
Tex:...Wh-What did she look like?
Callan: She had blonde hair that reach the back of her neck, bright green eyes that had burning fire in them, and a wonderful smile. A beautiful motherly smile.......
Callan sighs and removes his helmet revealing his black hair and brown eyes and the scars on his face
Callan: I wish somehow I can go back in time and see her again
Tex: What if you didn't need to do all that and you can see her now?
Callan: What do you mean?
Tex: Brace yourself kid
Tex then grabs her helmet and starts to take it off. Callan silently gasps as tears form in his eyes
Callan: Mom?
Tex: Not really, just a clone copy of her
Callan: My god, I can't believe he did it. This is both madness and scientifically ingenious
Tex: Yeah...Callan if this is too much for you, I can-
Callan immediately hugs Tex tightly making her confused
Callan: You may not be her, but I just need this
Callan silently cries as Tex then hugs back
Tex: It's okay, I'm here Callan. I'm here
Simmons: (Comes inside) Hey Callan! Sarge told me I had to help you guard the prisoner and-
Simmons then notices Callan and Tex hugging
Simmons: Um everything good here?
Callan immediately lets go of Tex and quickly puts on his helmet
Callan: Yep! Everything is good, nothing is happening!
Simmons: You sure? Because I saw you-
Tex then grabs Simmons by the collar and pins him to the wall
Tex: If I hear you tell anyone about this, I'll tear your limbs into pieces and I'll make you eat your own mouth!
Simmons: "Gulp" Yes ma'am
We cut to the top of Red Base where we see the others. Grif looks through the sniper rifle as Church can be seen in the background heading inside the base
Grif: I don't see any-
Grif then stops as he sees Caboose running across the Gulch
Grif: Uh oh. Yep there's one
Caboose then stops in front of a rock confusing Grif
Grif: Why is he just standing there
We then cut Tucker crouching behind a rock as he looks at Caboose
Tucker: Caboose! Get behind the rock. They can still see you
With Caboose he just stares at the rock
Caboose: They can't see me. I can't see them!
With Tucker
Tucker: That's because you're facing the rock
With Caboose he looks at Red Base
Caboose: Oh. Right
Caboose then heads behind the rock and ducks
Tucker: Real smooth, dipshit
We then cut to Sarge on top of Red Base
Sarge: They're definitely Special Ops. I ain't seen troop movements this coordinated since my days on Sidew-
Suddenly Church enters Sarge's body and Sarge starts to spaze out
Sarge: WEKEGEHRRGRK!
Grif and Lopez then turn around and look at Sarge
Grif: Sir, are you okay?
Sarge (Church): Uh, who you talking to, Red? Me?
Grif: No. I'm talking to Lopez. Because, you know, that's real rewarding
Lopez then tries to swing his pistol at Grif but he takes a step back
Grif: Hey, what'd I tell you about that?
Sarge (Church): (Looks at Grif) Oh, uh I-I'm fine, that's...I'm just so mad about these, uh, goddamn Blues out here. They got me so goddamn mad, I could spit!
Church then spits inside his own helmet making Grif a bit grossed out
Grif: Um, sir? Did you just spit inside your helmet?
Sarge (Church): Uh yeah. I guess I did
Grif: Permission to speak freely, sir?
Sarge (Church): Go ahead
Grif: That's really fucking gross
(Meanwhile)
We cut to Tucker and Caboose crouching behind a rock
Caboose: Hey, Tucker?
Tucker: What?
Caboose: I'm really having a good time. With...You
Tucker: (A bit annoyed) That's great Caboose
Caboose: Yeah. It's like we're real soldiers
Tucker: Would you please go and hide behind another rock
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut inside Red Base where we see Sarge (Church): heading inside where Simmons and Callan are guarding Tex. Also, Simmons is holding a shotgun for some reason.......That's important for later
Sarge (Church): Hey, Man. What's up yo
Callan: (Looks at Sarge) Yo?
Simmons: (Looks at Sarge) Uh...Hey. What's going on out there, sir?
Sarge (Church): What's, uh...Why, nothin'. Why would you ask if somethin's wrong?
Callan: I think that's a perfectly normal question in a time of war
Sarge (Church): Yeah, well, I don't know. You're starting to act kinda suspicious there.....Other red guys. So...Keep my on you
Simmons: (Faces toward Tex) Sarge, I'm starting to think that-
Sarge (Church) hits Simmons in head knocking him out
Simmons: Ow, geez, the back of my head!
Callan: (Aims his Magnum at Sarge) Sarge!
Tex: (Looks at Sarge) What the hell are you doing!?
Sarge (Church): Tex! It's me, Church! I've come to rescue you
Callan: (Church?)
Tex: You're kind of short to be Church
Sarge (Church): What? Oh yeah, right. The armor. Oh, can you handle the red first?
Callan: You know what I don't even want to know what's happening. But apparently, Sarge told me if some entity took over his body I do this
Sarge (Church): Yeah what's that?
Callan kicks the shotgun off the floor and grabs it before aiming it at Church
Callan: I quote "Shoot my darn head off"
Callan cocks the shotgun
Sarge (Church): Oh...
Callan: Yep. SAYONARA BI-
Suddenly Tex grabs Callan and puts him in a chokehold
Callan: Tex?! What are you-
Tex: Sorry kid. But I need you to sleep
Callan: You...Mother...Fuck......When...I...I....Tex.....Mom don't leave me again.......
Callan passes out and Tex puts him against the wall
Tex: Stay safe...Cal
Tex then looks at Church
Tex: You say you're Church. But you're a red guy
Church: Yeah, hang on
Church then leaves Sarge's body leaving Sarge very confused
Sarge: What in Sam Hill? Where the-Who spit on my visor?!
Church: (Looks at Tex) Tex, there's not much I'm going to give you the summary here, okay? I'm a spirit now, and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possessed this Red guy so that I could sneak into the base and rescue you, while the rest of our guys run around out in the middle of the canyon, dressed in black armor that they got from going through the teleporter.
Tex: Okay
Church: What? That's it? "Okay?" You're not surprised by any of this?
Tex: No. It pretty much all makes
Church: Not even the whole "Church is a ghost" thing? That didn't do anything for you?
Tex: I can see right through you. It's pretty obvious
Church: Okay, well, let me hop back in this guy and we'll get outta here.
Church then enters Sarge's body
Sarge: HRRKK!
(Meanwhile)
We then cut back to Caboose and Tucker, where we see Caboose on top of the rock aiming a sniper rifle
Tucker: What are you doing?
We then see Caboose is looking at Sarge (Church) next to Tex as they stand outside the base.
Caboose: One of the Reds has Tex. I'm going to shoot him...And kill him...And free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him, and we will be friends
Tucker: Oh, come on. You don't actually believe any of that stuff, do you?
Caboose begins to slowly aim the sniper rifle at Sarge's head
Caboose: Oh, we're gonna be best friends
Meanwhile, we cut to Sarge (Church) and Tex
Sarge (Church): Alright, I'll make one more distraction, then you run up to the teleporter and escape. Ready? One...Two...Thre-
Suddenly Caboose shoots Sarge in the head making his body spin before falling to the ground
Church: What the? Where did my body go!? Oh, you've gotta be KIDDING me!
Caboose: Tucker did it!
The screen fades to black
TO BE CONTINUED...