Author's Note: This is the Arrowverse Justice League, just to clarify. 😀
Barry Allen⚡ has added Oliver 🏹, Kara 💝, Sara ⚔, Clark 😄, Ray 🔧, Kate🧨, Jefferson 👊, and J'ohn 😎 to the group chat.
💝: Hi, Barry!
⚡: Hey, Kara! Glad you could make it
💝: 😀👍
😎: Thank you for my emoji
⚡: Oh, no problem. Just thought that it fit you well
😎: 👍
🧨: So, I'm not cool enough to wear sunglasses?
⚡: Oh, no. It's not like that, Kate!
🧨: I was just messing with you, Barry
⚡: Oh 😂
🧨: You really never can get a joke
👊: Yeah, his wife was telling me about that
💝: ?
⚡: You and Iris talked?
👊: Yeah. She called my daughter, Jennifer, last night and told her about it
💝: Awww! You have a daughter?
👊: Yeah, two actually
😄: That's great! I have two sons
👊: Cool.
😄: Thanks. They're names are Jonathan and Jordan
💝: And they're the absolute sweetest babies!
⚔: Here we go on the parent train again 😒
🧨: What do you mean?
⚔: I mean that every time we get together, all they talk about is their kids
⚡: Well, we're just proud of them
⚔: Us Legends are proud of our heroics, but that doesn't mean we have to talk about ourselves all the time
🔧: But we kinda do, Sara
⚔: Shut up, Ray
😄: Kara, did you say babies?
💝: Yeah, I know. It's weird saying you and Lois have two kids now
⚡: I know the feeling
⚡: By the way, does everyone know where Oliver is?
💝: Maybe, he's still trying to connect to the internet
⚔: Sounds like Oliver.
⚡Fair enough 😂
😄: Oh, Kara. I must have forgotten to tell you
💝: Tell me what?
😄: The boys are now teenagers
⚔: Wow.
🧨: You took the words right out of my mouth
💝: Oh, Rao. That's a lot...
🔧: Well, we've dealt with worst? 🙃
⚔: Just shut up, Ray
🔧: 😕
⚡: I'm sorry, Clark. I know how hard that type of thing can be
😄: Lois and I are making it work, but thank you, Barry
⚡: Anytime 😁
👊: This is a normal thing?
⚔: Basically, yeah
😎: Yes, I'd agree
⚡: Yeah, it started with my daughter, Nora, travelling back in time to try and save me from Crisis
💝: Thank God that's over by the way
😄: Agreed
🔧: 👍
🧨: I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that's how we all feel
⚔: And of course, Oliver had to one up, Barry and have both his kids travel back in time
👊: I thought he only had one kid?
😎: No, I believe he has two
⚔: Yeah, a son named William and a daughter named Mia
👊: I've only heard of the daughter
💝: To be fair, you haven't been around for that long
🧨: Yeah, but I've been around for only one team-up longer and even I knew that
💝: You've met William?
🧨: No. Why?
💝: Oh, just because I haven't either
⚡: I'm sure he'd love to meet both of you. He's really nice! 😀
👊: He must not be that great if his father never talks about him
🔧: That's kind of harsh, don't you think?
⚔: Especially, considering you were barely around to help with Crisis
👊: First of all, it's not my fault that the Monitor didn't choose me as a Paragon
👊: Second of all, what kind of father doesn't appreciate his son
⚡: Okay, hey now
😄: Oliver was just very busy
👊: So you say...
🏹: You wanna say that to my face, Jefferson!
💝: Why does everyone always show up at the worst possible times?
🧨: Our luck, I guess
👊: I was just commenting that you don't spend enough time with your son
🏹: Barry, who is this guy?!
⚡: Jefferson Pierce
🏹: Okay, and why did you allow him into our group chat
💝: Awwww! He called it our group chat
🏹: Not the time, Kara 😡
💝: Oh, sorry
🏹: Barry?
⚡: I just thought it would be fun to add all of the Annual heroes in here so, we can get to know more about each other
🏹: Does it look like I'm having fun?
⚡: No
🏹: Then, we agree
😄: What does he mean by annual?
🔧: Oh, Barry's just talking about how we heroes meet up every year to fight a massive, Earth-ending threat
⚔: And he says it so casually 😒
😄: Oh, that makes sense
😄: Sorry, everyone for the confusion
⚡: 👍
🧨: Don't sweat it. I was the new kid last year
🔧: Well, technically, Jefferson is the new person this year
🧨: Have you changed your mind on how attached you are to your hands?
🔧: No...
🧨: Then, I suggest you shut up before you lose them
🔧: 😬👍
⚔: Lol
🏹: I can not reiterate enough that I'm glad to have something like you in this chat, Kate
🧨: Same goes for you, Queen
🧨: When you're not cheating on every girl in my city, that is
😄: 😦
⚡: Story for a different day
🏹: No, it is not, Barry.
💝: He just gets a little testy about the subject
🏹: You two deserve each other
⚔: Agreed
⚡: 😉
💝: 🤗
😄: So, how old is Nora, Barry?
⚡: Well, I can't know the exact age due to time travel laws, but she's in her late twenties
⚔: Even your texts are long
🧨: Lol
😄: Nice! Mine are both teenagers
⚔: Woah, that must be hard
😄: Of course, it's a lot of work, but there's no other job I'd rather do
⚡: I completely agree
💝: You two are too sweet! ❤
🔧: Agreed
⚔: Shut up, Ray
🏹: Took the words right out of my mouth
⚔: 👍
👊: How about you, Queen?
🏹: What?
👊: What about your daughter? I'm sure you know her age
👊: Doubt you know your son's though
🏹: Barry!
⚡: Sorry, Jefferson
Jefferson Pierce 👊 has been removed from the chat
😄: That got intense
🧨: If you want to see intense, you should see the criminals when I'm done with them
🔧: Um...
😄: Oh, sorry everyone, but Lois is calling me
💝: Okay. Bye, Clark!
⚡: 👋
Clark Kent 😄 has left the chat
🧨: I'm leaving too
💝: Bye!
Kate Kane 🧨 has left the chat
🏹: Can you just end the chat so, we don't all have to leave, Barry?
⚡: Ok. Will do
⚡: Thanks for coming, everyone! 😁
💝: Anytime!
🔧: Of course
🏹: This was a little enjoyable, but next time, don't invite Jefferson
⚡: 🙃
⚡: Bye, everyone!
Barry Allen has ended the group chat.