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jEnNiE's pLuShIeS

LiSa'S BiRtHdAy

81 11 10
By JENNIESlostCHANELbag

                                                                       Lalisa made a group chat

                                                                        Lalisa added jendeuk

                                                                       Lalisa added rosie

                                                                        Lalisa added jichu

Lalisa:Guys

I have a really funny story to tell  XD

Jendeuk:what is it

Lalisa:wait

I don't want to tell my story till everyone is here

Jendeuk:okay

Lalisa:well

where are they

Jendeuk:idk

Lalisa:bruh

Jendeuk:I think Jisoo Unnie is still sleeping

Lalisa:what about rosie

Jendeuk:haven't you realized by now that she never answers her texts

Lalisa:yeah

that is true

this may take awhile

                                                                                                       the next day

Rosie:sorry guys I was busy

lalisa:busy doing what

( pretend the story is before rosie got her solo)

Jendeuk:Well we know she wasn't doing her solo UwU

                                                                                                     Rosie  left the chat

Jendeuk:I-

                                                                                            Lalisa added Rosie

It was a joke

I'm sorry Rosie posie 🥹

                                                                                   Sad music plays in the background 

Rosie:no worries :)

Jendeuk: :)

Lalisa:GUYS

I just wanna tell my story 

Jendeuk:go ahead

Lalisa: okay so remember when we were on tour?

Rosie:do you expect me to say no?

Lalisa:oh cmon 

I'm just trying to set the scene 

Jendeuk:ok proceed 

Lalisa:one night jisoo Unnie and I saw a mouse in our hotel room

Rosie:a MOUSE?!?!

That's so gross

Jendeuk:lmao 

Peace I'm out 

                                                                                                  Jendeuk left the chat

Rosie:well.

                                                                                                   Lalisa added Jendeuk

Lalisa:what the heck

Can y'all stop leaving

Jendeuk:I don't really like this story 

Lalisa: you haven't even heard the funny part yet 

Jendeuk:I don't like mice 

Rosie:same 

Lalisa: omg 

Jichu:what are you guys talking about 

Jendeuk:you!

Jichu:tee hee tee hee

Lalisa:JISOO UNNIE YOUR HERE!

help me tell this story

Jichu:is it the one with the mouse?

Lalisa:yeah 😹😹

Jichu:oh noo

It's so embarrassing 😩

Jendeuk:now im intigued!!!

Rosie:let's hear it!

Lalisa:okay so

Jisoo Unnie called reception for help

But she forgot the English word for mouse 

But before I could tell her she said 

"You know Tom and jerry?Jerry is here."

Rosie:BAHAHAHA

Lalisa:ikr 😹

Jendeuk:LOL jisoo Unnie is so funny

Jichu:😏😏

Jendeuk:but why didn't you tell us this before 

Lalisa:idk,I guess we just forgot

Rosie:what happend next?

Lalisa:oh

The reception lady hung up on us

Rosie:UHM

Jisoo:I think she thought we were making a joke or something 

Jendeuk:WHAT ABOUT THE MOUSE.........

Lalisa:Well I took my eyes of it for a second 

And POOF

It was gone 😭

Rosie:and then???

Jendeuk:^^

Lalisa:that's it 

Jendeuk:what the heck

Rosie:Guys I'm hungry 

Jendeuk:didn't you just eat

Rosie:no 

Maybe 

Lalisa:my birthday is coming up

We should have a celebratory dinner tonight :D 

Jichu:ur birthdays in a few weeks though....

Lalisa:that's what I said

It's coming up

Jichu:but why are we celebrating now?

Jendeuk:yeah that doesn't really make sense

Rosie:I'm down!

Lalisa: well to bad Unnies

I already made a reservation

Jendeuk:what

Jichu:when did you do that?

Lalisa:like a month ago

Jendeuk:Lisa

Jichu:are you serious.....

Rosie:I'm so excited 😆 

Lalisa: see Rosie wants to come! 🙄

Jendeuk:It's just that I'd rather be doing something else tonight

Jichu:yeah why don't we celebrate on your actual birthday 

Lalisa: we'll do that too don't worry 

and it's not like you have anything better to do 😹

Rosie:bahahaha

These fools acting like they have plans 🤡 

Lalisa:😹😹😹😹😹😹

Rosie:Hello?

Where did they go

Lalisa:they ain't responding cause they're embarrassed 😎 

Rosie:bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂

Lalisa:fine 

It'll just be us than 

                                                                            Lalisa removed Jendeuk and Jichu from the chat

                                                                            Rosie renamed the chat to"DINNER SQUAD🍔🧁🍦"

Lalisa:No stop

That's corny 

Rosie:why?

Lalisa:don't make me remove you to :/

Rosie: :(


                                                                   MEANWHILE      


                                                                          Jendeuk started a chat

                                                                          Jendeuk added Jichu 

Jendeuk:Jisoo Unnie what should we do?

Jichu:wait 

Did they kick us out?

Jendeuk:yeah 

Jichu: :(

Jendeuk:don't be sad

We just show them we have better plans.

Jichu:we do?

Jendeuk:well no

That's why we're making plans right now

Any ideas?

Jichu:we can play games on my phone 

Jendeuk:JISOO

Jichu:what?

Jendeuk:don't you see this is a competition

We need to have MORE fun than them 

Jichu:but my games are fun 😔

Jendeuk:they are but we can play  games anytime 

Think bigger 

Something that will make them jealous 

Jichu:hmm

No I really think we should just play games :]

Jendeuk:you know what-

Jichu:you can choose the game!

Jendeuk:ok fine 

But they can't know about this 

Got it?

Jichu:okie 

Jendeuk:sigh 

I can't believe there having a whole dinner party tonight 

Jichu: ahhh I get it 😏 

Jendeuk:what?

Jichu:we can have a party  too

Jendeuk:really?!??

Jichu:of course 

Jendeuk:YES THANK YOU

Jichu:Mario party...?

Jendeuk:.....

Jichu:?

What/


                                                                In Lisa's group chat


                                                               Jendeuk joined the chat

                                                               Jendeuk added Jichu 

Lisa:what the-

How did you just add yourself 

Jendeuk:I have my ways 

Rosie:😳

Jendeuk:btw the name of this chat is so corny 😐

Lalisa:I told you Roseanne 😡

Rosie:omg FINE I'll change it back to the old name 


                                Rosie renamed the group to "praying for yg's downfall 🙏"

Lalisa:thank you,much better

So unnies

Did you come back to admit you wanna join in on my birthday dinner 😎

Jendeuk:No

Actually we have big plans for tonight 

Jichu: yah

Rosie:what are they?

Jichu: 🤫🤫🤫

Secret 

Jendeuk:it is indeed a secret

Lalisa:I see

Rosie:that's what people with no plans say 🫢

Jendeuk:Roseanne you were the one who said you were busy earlier

But you didn't say what you were doing 🤔

Lalisa:Wait that's true,what were you doing?

Jichu:I agree,that is highly suspicious 

Rosie:If you really want to know

I was playing with joowangie 

Jichu:You were playing with your fish for that long?

Rosie:listen I know it's lame,that's why I didn't tell you 

Which means....if you don't disclose your plans they must be lame 🙊 

Lalisa:excellent detective work Rosie 

Rosie:bahahahahahaha Awh thnx 


                                                        In Jisoo and Jennie's priv chat

Jendeuk:They're onto us 

Jichu:can we just tell them we're playing games?!?!

Jendeuk:NO

THEY WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING 

Jichu:YOU DONT NEED TO SHOUT

Jendeuk:I'm sorry Unnie 😩

This is a stressful situation 

Jichu:is it really that deep?

I actually find this quite entertaining 

Jendeuk:I mean you're right

But still

We cannot tell them we're playing games

Jichu:then maybe we should just go with them 

No matter how stupid it is

Jendeuk:Do you realise that they will make fun of us ,on the way there,the way back,and atleast next week.

Are you prepared for that mockery?the humiliation?

Jichu:don't worry,I will put those children in their place 😌

Jennie:okay

I trust you Unnie ❤️ 

Jichu:as you should 😎 

Let's go break the news 


                                                                Back in group chat


Jichu:we're back and we have a announcement 

Lalisa:boooo 👎👎👎

Jendeuk:so basically horrible news,we just got a call from the huge party we were planning to attend and they canceled so now we have no choice but to attend your diner 😭 

Jichu:Jen-

Nvm

Rosie:is that your way of saying ur coming ???

Jendeuk:yes

Under very unfortunate circumstances 

Rosie:HEAR THAT LISA BAHAHAHAHAHA

Jendeuk:and so it begins

Jichu:hey be quiet Roseanne 😡

Lalisa:wait

You're coming?

Jendeuk:how many times are you gonna make me say it

Jichu:yup

Lalisa:oh uhm

You can't though

Jendeuk:what do you mean 

Lalisa:well when I made the reservation last month

The nice man on the phone told me they're very busy,so there's only two seats available.

Jendeuk: girl.....then why did you invite all of us?

Lalisa:wait hear me out

So I just thought the four of us could share the seats 

Jichu:HOW

Lalisa:duh 2 people per seat

Jendeuk:you cannot be serious 

Lalisa:anyways so when you guys told me you weren't coming

I called the man and told him we only needed one seat

Rosie:wait hold on 

You did what?

Jichu:I have no words....

Rosie:LISA I SAID WAS COMING

Lalisa:I know but Jennie and jisoo Unnie said they weren't,which is why I reduced the seat to one.

Rosie:I COULD HAVE SAT ON THE OTHER SEAT

Lalisa:why

Rosie:DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT ON YOUR LAP OR SOMETHING?!?!

Lalisa: no I could sit on your lap,or we could squish together side by side,whatever it doesn't matter.

Rosie:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.........

Lalisa:omg calm down 

It sounded right mathematically 

Jendeuk:I'm sorry this is just so FUNNY

Jichu:😭😂😂😂 tee hee tee hee 

Jendeuk:tee hee tee hee tee hee tee hee

Jichu:tee hee tee hee tee hee tee hee

Jendeuk :tee hee tee hee tee hee

Jichu:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jendeuk:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jichu:BAHAHAHA-

Rosie:Lisa

I'm not going 

Lalisa:WHAT 

WHY

Rosie:WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY

YOU LITERALLY RESERVED A TABLE FOR ONE PERSON

HAVE FUN BY YOURSELF

Lalisa:😭

I CANT GO ALONE

THIS IS MY EARLY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION 

                                                                                      Rosie left the chat

                                                                                      Jendeuk left the chat 

Jichu:I feel bad for you but there's nothing I can do,I'm sorry 

Lalisa:UNNIE PLEASE

Jichu:you did this to urself.

Lalisa:I ATLEAST NEED SOMEONE TO PAY FOR THE DINNER

                                                                              Jichu has left the chat














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