WEEK 1 (i litterally hope this rewrite is worth it)
Joel P.O.V
The crack in the Mezalean Matral Palace was too big for me to fix in such a short amount of time. I stood there in shock that my hard work was destroyed. I thought to myself, Don't think about your palace right now! There are more important stuff to do, like my wife! Wait, Lizzie!
"Oh gosh, oh gosh," I told myself, flying to the Prisma Palace. The whole ocean had been drained, and it looked so ugly. I landed, and Lizzie was nowhere to be seen.
"Lizzie? Lizzie? Are you there?" I called. I checked her axolotl sanctuary, her bed room, the sunken ship, everywhere! and she was no where to be found. I went back to my empire and started fishing, because I needed food. A man needs to eat alright?
I went fishing in the part of the ocean that still had water and instead of fish, I got this weird orb that was blue. It looked familiar, I think I saw it before somewhere.
Lizzie showed it to me! It was the orb that turned her into half axolotl! I hid it in my pocket and I flew out to look for my wife. I'm really worried about her now. I need to find her.
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I have searched for so long. I haven't found her! I'm so worried.
"Meow." said this cat next to me.
I looked. "You're Joel, am I right?" The cat said.
"The hell-" I was shocked. "You can talk?"
"I'm Jellie. You're looking for your wife right?"
"How do you know about my personal life?"
"I'm a cat. We just know stuff." She licked his paw. "She must be cheating on you."
"What? She would never!" I told Jellie.
"You'll never know." She said. "Try checking the Taiga Biome."
She did the catwalk and sashayed away. I blinked. Was I going crazy? No, I should follow his advice and look in the Taiga Biome. You don't hear and see a talking cat everyday.
Lizzie P.O.V
I woke up in this weird palace built from something that I think was called.. Prismarine? I'm not sure. I only remember my name, Lizzie, and nothing else. I looked down and saw what looked like a drained ocean? What even is an ocean? I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. I went down and made my way carefully to this taiga biome nearby. How do I know what biome it is? Wait, what's a biome?
Anyways, I went to that place with the big trees and I chopped down some wood and made myself a sword, an axe, and a pickaxe. I sat down and ate some dead salmon I got on the way to this place. I left since, I don't really know what's happening anymore. Some thoughts and information triggers my brain, but I don't really know what they're for. All I really remember is my name, and the name of this biome area thing. Night came, and I heard a rustling sound in the bushes.
I held my sword and drew it. "Who's there. Be afraid! Very afraid. I am armed! With a wooded sword! This can hurt! So don't blame me!" I said. I was the one afraid to be honest.
"Lizzie?" the voice said.
Joel P.O.V.
"Lizzie?" I called.
"Yeah, that's me. What do you want. Why do you know me?" She said.
"Lizzie! I finally found you!" I exclaimed. I made my way through the bushes and my excitement couldn't stop. "I found you! Oh I worried so much! There's so much news to tell you about! Scott is actually alive, Jimmy and Scott got married, Xornoth is uncorrupted, but I still don't believe in him." I rambled.
"I- I'm sorry." She said.
"What? No, why are you sorry?" I asked, shocked.
"I don't understand. I don't remember anything. All I know is my name, and this biome. I don't even know what a biome is!" She told me.
I was about to burst into tears. "You.. don't remember? But I.. I'm your husband!"
"I'm sorry! I don't remember anything! Are you looking for someone? I can help you." She told me.
I suddenly remembered something. The orb. It was in my pocket. I pulled it out and cracked a piece off. "Lizzie, eat this." I said.
"What?" She said, confused.
"Do you trust me?" I asked her, handing the piece of the orb.
"Alright." She took the piece and ate it. A bright light burst and Lizzie's skin turned blue.
She groaned. "Joel?" she said.
I was so happy. I burst into tears and Lizzie looked shocked. "Joel! Don't cry! I'm sorry!" She panicked. She went and hugged me. I hugged her back.
"I missed you, my sweet 10 foot axolotl demigod wife." I teased.
She laughed. "I love you, Joel. I love you from the moon and back."
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"Now that's a happy ending." Jellie said, twirling her tail.
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A/N: OH MY GOSH I LOVE THISSS!!! FINALLY FINISHED!!! Wish me good luck for a good score!!!