Quick note: this is before episode one just to let you know, even if you already thought that
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(Y/N): "Next stop, The Royal Navy." (I've got something planned)
George: "Do you even know where that is?"
(Y/N): "Well, the Royal Navy is the British, so Great Britain."
A few hours go by and your nowhere near any form of land.
(Y/N): "Are we lost?"
George: "You're the one stearing, I have no physical body."
(Y/N): "Can't we just fly there."
George: "The Royal Navy would be alarmed at the sight an open fire upon us, causing us to kill them. Also if you were to engage in combat, you would most certainly explode, for you/your ship is still undergoing repairs."
The wave start to become more aggressive as time goes on, causing you to grow concerned
(Y/N): "Um...... George, I'm not sure I like this."
Looking to the horizon, seeing what awaited the two;
George: "So much for light. Good luck, dumbass."
You start to paddle fast, one-handed because you didn't want to get knocked off the pallet
(Y/N): "No! I'm just spinning, damn you waves!"
A lighting bolt strikes roughly 3 meters in front of you
(Y/N): "Holy Shit! This is why I preferred flying there instead."
George: "If it makes you feel any better, we close to some rocks, we could be close to land, or maybe death....... whichever you prefer."
George: "It's a good thing we're not an old ship from back then, this would definitely mean death."
(Y/N): "We're not in any way protected, so we could die."
To the duo's surprise, they completely avoided the rocks and continued geting pushed towards the storm
George: "That........was........unexpected."
(Y/N): "Yeah, but what else will come to stop us?"
George: "Hmmmmmmmm, I'd say......that."
(Y/N): "What did we do to deserve this, Poseidon."
George: "Admiral, I just realized, your name is Bismarck. And we're head to a British infested land, depending on certain variables....you could be in danger." He says as the wave crashes down, and your vision fades to black, hitting your head on a rock
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You wake up floating in the ocean
(Y/N): "I'm still here. I'm still alive."
George: "Surprisingly, yes." He says, while forming on top of you and sitting
(Y/N): "What are you doing?"
George: "I'm using you as a raft."
(Y/N): "But that doesn't make sense."
George: "It doesn't have to, if you move, you'll flail around and sink."
(Y/N): "Are we there yet."
George: "Most definitely not."
(Y/N): Imma become a prune by the time we get there."
George: "I told you we should have flown."
(Y/N): "That was me! You're the one who advised against it!"
George: "Quit your bitching, your scaring the fish." He says while "fishing" with a holographic fishing rod
(Y/N): "I hope we get there soon, I'm hungry."
George: "Did you pack any MREs?"
(Y/N): "The girls ate all you sent down, and even if I had brought any, they would have been lost, during the storm......Oh my god, I just realized that it's no longer storming."
George: "Yep. Damn not a single bite."
(Y/N): "Do you think we might find other U.N.S.C. personnel, ever."
George: "I cannot answer that, for I do not know the likelihood of that being possible."
(Y/N): "Oh."............"Hey George."
George: "Yes, Admiral?"
(Y/N): "I'm sad."
George: ".......me....too."
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(Y/N): "We've been out here forever, I think I see the light. I think I'm sunburned too, I didn't know that was possible."
George: "No, you will not leave me stranded here. Don't you dare go into the light."
(Y/N): "Ow! Do people in this earth just leave scrap-metal lying around?" He says moving his body, requiring him to flail around
George: "Um, I think I know something about where we are, what you hit was a WWII ship."
(HMS Hood) [Just as planned]
???: "Is that a person?"
(Y/N): "See you on the other side George, I'm blackin' out."
George: "Why hast thou forsaken me?"
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???: "welcome back."
(Y/N): "Is there some reason as for why I'm here?"
???: "That is for you to find out on your own. Look, you've made it further into the ship. We're now in a cryo room."
(Y/N): "I don't understand any of this, atleast give me a hint."
???: "This might have been short, but you'll be waking up now."
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Opening your eyes, the first thing you see is a blonde woman with blue clothing and an interesting hat;
???: "Oh good, you're awake. I was getting worried."
(Y/N): "Who are you and where am I?"
Hood: "I'm HMS Hood or just Hood. As for where you are, you are aboard my ship."
(Y/N): "HMS Hood, as in the Royal Navy HMS Hood?"
Hood: "Yeah?...."
(Y/N): "How close are we to your base?"
Hood: "maybe 30 minutes or and hour, why?"
(Y/N): "I need to see whoever is in charge there."
Hood: "I cannot garentee that the commander will be there, but I'll see what I can do."
She starts to leave but stops when you ask her two final questions
(Y/N): "Two more things before you go; 1. Why is your name, the name of this ship?"
Hood: "Because, I am a shipgirl after all."
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Observer Alpha: "Do you think we should have told him about the shipgirls?"
Purifier: "I think he'll be fine."
Tester Beta: "Hearing you say that means we should have told him."
-[Back to Hood and (Y/N)]-
[(Y/N) exe. has stopped working]
Hood: "Are you alright?"
(Y/N): "Y-Yeah. As for my second question, do you have food, I've been out at sea for god knows how long?"
Hood: "There was a storm yesterday."
(Y/N): "I was there."
Hood: "Did you originally have a shipgirl with you?"
(Y/N): "No."
Hood: "How did you get around before I found you?"
(Y/N): "Metal pallet."
Hood: "As for food, follow me."
You follow her, but she brought you to the deck
Hood: "We're here, so now you can get better food."
Once the ship is docked, the two of to leave and are greeted by four women;
???: "Lady Hood, you've returned. Oh, who's that next to you?"
Hood: "Oh Belfast this is.......actually I don't know his name."
(Y/N): "I'll answer that, but first; is the commander here."
Q.E: "Unfortunately he is not, but if it's thar important, you can speak with me. For I am the glorious Queen Elizabeth of the Queen Elizabeth class."
You just stood there staring blankly at her
Q.E: "I see, you are at a loss for words. Too excited by my presence."
You look to Hood
(Y/N): "Can I drown her?"
Hood: "I'd prefer if you didn't."
You turn your attention back to Q.E.
(Y/N): "She said I could drown you, so let's go."
Q.E.: "I'm not going anywhere with you, peasant."
You two got in each other's face
???(doggo): "I think we should head inside before anything happens."
Everyone (minus you and Q.E.): "Agreed."
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Q.E.: "Now then, peasant. What is it that's so important?"
(Y/N): "Nope, like my first friends, introductions first. Mostly just the shorter maid and the dog."
Q.E.: "Very well. This is Belfast, Sheffield, Warspite, and you already know Hood. Now, who are you peasant?"
(Y/N): "I am (Y/N)/Bismarck Phoenix-class colonial support vessel, you can call me (Y/N) or Bismarck."
Upon hearing you say Bismarck, all of the four shipgirls summoned their riggings and prepared to fire at you
Hood: "I let you on to my ship." She said with a hurt tone
(Y/N): "George, target locator."
KGV: "Somebody call my name."
(Y/N): "Holy Shit that actually worked," he said as the device appeared in his hand."No, I was talking to my "best friend" King George V.,-"
KGV: "I don't know you."
(Y/N): "My A.I."
George appears on your shoulder, which frightens the small crowd
George: "Hello. Please refrain from using violence, or we will kill everyone in this room."
Q.E.: "With that tiny thing? Don't make me laugh."
KGV: "Is anyone going to tell me what's going on?"
Warspite: "Hood brought someone from Ironblood into our base."
KGV: "Oh, now I understand." She summons her rigging
(Y/N): "I'm not allied with Ironblood, you are the first faction I've visited. I am from the U.N.S.C."
They seemed to be a little at bay upon hearing that you weren't with Ironblood
Belfast: "What is the U.N.S.C, are you its comander?"
(Y/N): "George."
KGV: "Huh?"
(Y/N): "Not you George, my George."
George: "The U.N.S.C is the United Nations Space Command, founded in the 2160s by the U.N/ United Nations. (Y/N) here is like you, a shipgirl, but in this case a shipboy."
Q.E.: "You're from the future? I find that hard to believe."
(Y/N): "Can I summon my ship?"
George: "And ruin the progress of the Cyclops'. No."
(Y/N): "Ok-"
George: "Hold on I'm not done. And they could become potential enemies. Also, Admiral you can skip getting food here, I'll have a Cyclops make you something when we get back."
(Y/N): "Can you transport a pelican here?"
George: "Armed or defenseless."
(Y/N): "*Looking back at the 4* Armed, I don't like their hospitality. For all I know they could try to kill us when we leave."
George: "Understood. The Pelican will be here shortly." He disappears
(Y/N): "Well this was a failure.......... Follow me, I'm gonna show you what this baby can do." Shaking the target locator
(A/N): [I'm just going to call the H-165 Forward Observer Module a target locator because it's too much work to write it out or copy and paste it]
[Timeskip brought to you by a scared Queen Elizabeth, after see what the H-165 Forward Observer Module can do]
Q.E.: "Unidentified aircraft, take it down!"
(Y/N): "Wait that's my lift of this rock!"
But it was too late, a shot clipped a wing making it crash land
George: "I'm not sending any more."
(Y/N): "Damn, I'm stuck here."
George: "Or you could get one of the ships to take you."
(Y/N): "Which one."
George: "Close your eyes and pick. Don't forget to spin."
(Y/N): "Ok."..............."You." You open your eyes. "Oh no." You had picked, Q.E.
George: "This'll be fun."
(Y/N)/Q.E.: "Absolutely not."
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(Y/N)/Q.E.: "How?"
Q.E.: "Are we there yet?"
(Y/N): "No."
5 minutes go by
Q.E.: "How about now."
(Y/N): "I was out here for maybe longer than a week. No!"
Q.E.: "You were stranded for a week?!"
(Y/N): "Yeah, but it would have been shorter if I flew."
[Timeskip: About a week]
The ship makes it to the island
Q.E.: "Where's your base?"
(Y/N): "Further in the island, I'm not a ship that travels by water."
Q.E.: "What, are you some kind of spaceship?" She asks jokingly
You just look at her
Q.E.: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
(Y/N): "I am."..........."Hold on." You pick her up and start running until you find a cave to hide in
Q.E.: "What are you doing?!"
(Y/N): "*Whispering* Shhhh. Someone was following us." You place a hand over her mouth
There was an echo of footsteps in the cave but they stop, then start again but are more quite as they go on
Q.E.: "*Whispering* Are they gone?"
Suddenly a sword is drawn to your neck
[Stalker]: "What are you doing to her majesty?"
(Was that used correctly?)
(Y/N): "Oh, it just you."
You and Q.E. get up with Warspite's sword still at your throat
Q.E.: "Warspite were you following us? I never noticed your ship."
Warspite: "I.....I snuck onto your ship."
(Y/N)/Q.E.: "Why?"
Warspite: "It was all for making sure he didn't violate you!"
Q.E.: "As if a lowly peasant like him would even be able to lay as little as a pinky on my body."
You just scoff and begin to walk out
Q.E./Warspite: "Where are you going?"
George: "The base is fully operational."
(Y/N): "I'm going home. No one there will be like you. You should also get going as well."
George: "I'm confused sir, The only one who'll be at the base is you."
(Y/N): "Exactly."
You exit the cave and see the others from before,riggings out. Pluse one other.
(Y/N): "Call two lifts, one for me and the second for them, to go back home."
George: "Of course, calling them now."
(Y/N): "Who are you and what are you looking at?"
Illustrious: "HMS Illustrious, the holy light cannot guide me for I can't figure you out."
(Y/N): "Maybe it doesn't exist. Are they here yet?"
George: "They are on approach, unfortunately I can only fit one in the LZ at a time."
(Y/N): "I can fly back, can you take them back to their base?"
George: "Of course." 'This should be interesting.'
--[Timeskip brought to you by: (y/n) crash in the LZ while George watched with amusement]--
(Y/N): "Is there a reason as for why you brought them here?"
George: "Yes, for you see, your life is a comedy and making you miserable brings me joy."
(Y/N): "I've never been miserable here. What are they even supposed to do here?"
Q.E.: "As queen, I demand you give a tour and show some hospitality."
(Y/N): "Let me drown you."
Q.E.: "What is your obsession with wanting to drown me?"
(Y/N): "Your behavior."
George: "Maybe if you cooperate, her behavior towards you might change."
(Y/N): "Shut up and send out a hog."
(Y/N): "Take a seat and we'll be off."
[Timeskip: I really don't know where I'm going with this chapter anymore]
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???: "Welcome back, Admiral."
(Y/N): "Seriously, why is this going on."
???: "I am here to help you."
(Y/N): "Help me, with what?"
???: "To get the picture."
(Y/N): "Who even are you?"
???: "......."
(Y/N): "Hello?"
???: "An A.I."........... "Hello."
(Y/N): "I had Another A.I.?"
???: "You have three...... Oh No! [Glitchy scream] R-U-U-U-U-UN-N-N!"
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George: "I would enjoy this, but you need to wake up. You're about to crash! WAKE UP!"
The hog stops right infront of the object, everyone seeing a sweating (Y/N)
(Y/N): "George, how much longer until I'm fixed?"
George: "If you're referring to your ship, give it about a week."
(Y/N): "Who should I visit next?"
Belfast: "Might I recommend our ally, the Eagle Union."
George: "The Sakura Empire is also an option, Admiral."
Hood: "Or you could go back to Ironblood."
(Y/N): "Oi, I'm not Ironblood, I'm U.N.S.C., I thought I told you this already."
Hood: "I cannot trust you, when you bare that name."
(Y/N): "If I truly wanted, you'd all be dead already."
Hood: "Is that a threat?"
George: "No, it is simply reality. Admiral, do you feel threatened, I can arrange a bombing run?"
(Y/N): "That won't be necessary, they were just leaving."
Q.E.: "But-"
(Y/N): "Don't let the door hit you on your way out."
They were escorted out, and to make sure they couldn't sneak back in, they wall door was closed and locked.
George: "Just for shits and giggles, should we visit Ironblood?"
(Y/N): "Why didn't you tell me I had two more A.I.s?"
George: "They are not to be trusted!"
(Y/N): "Ok, red flags. Sure we'll go visit the Germans tomorrow."
George: "How do you know they're Germans?"
(Y/N): "Bismarck is a German ship."
George: "How do you think they'll react to you?"
(Y/N): "Not well. Should we actually head out now, I'll get another pallet."
George: "That won't be necessary. Head to the far coast of the island."
[Few minutes later] (because you're not walking)
(Can't remember where I found this image, but I like this concept a lot)
George: "Modified them myself."
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Ch.3- visiting Ironblood
Ch.4- first episode
(I'll post 3 out tomorrow or Saturday)