gary walked along bikini bottom's streets with grinch's hand in his. he felt the furry hand hold his own hand tightly, and his snail heart almost melted. he loved grinch so, so much.
"mreow" gary confessed tearfully. it was true. he had never felt anything like love before he met grinchy
"omg me to" said grinch back, and the lovely couple kissed passionately on the streets of bikini bottom.
gary felt something he's never felt before: he wanted a child with this man but feared that it was too early into their relationship to think such thoughts,
so they got married right then and there on the streets, and forced a random pedestrian to be the witness of their heart-clenching marrige.
the pedesyrain turned out to be a power ranger holding a bouquet of roses
it was
the BLUE POWER. RANGER
and since everyone knows that power rangers can hear everyone's thoughts, gary tried his best not to think about burying spongggb
but he did anyway (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
and so, blue power ranger michaely avenged his husband once and for all by killing the traitorous snail right there and there.