ATITTIES
wooyoung
no but hear me out
wooyoung
✨ nipples ✨
san
NO IM TELLING YOU
ITS ASS EVERY DAY
OF THE WEEK
seonghwa
but titties guy or girl
are squishy
seonghwa
like a pillow
mingi
an ass can be a pillow
too
jongho
mkay but what about
✨ pink eye ✨
yunho
you don't get pink
eye from being near an
ass
yunho
pink eye is more often
viral than bacterial so
ass the answer is ass
hongjoong
no but titties
seonghwa
see
yeosang
sorry it's ass
mingi
ITS ASS EVERY
FUCKING DAY
yunho
ass it's ass
san
yup
wooyoung
yh but titties
jongho
how about
✨ personality ✨
mingi
don't act like you don't
give a nice ass a stare
every once in a while
jongho
SO WHAT IF I DO ASS
IS HOT BUT SO ARE
NICE CHESTS
san
YOU CANT CHOOSE
BOTH ITS ONE OR THE
OTHER PICK A SIDE
wooyoung
titties it's gotta be titties
san
that's where you're
wrong because it's ass
me
BRO MY HANDS ARE
FUCKING KILLING ME
yeosang
uh completely irrelevant
to the current conversation
me
for starters it's hands
it's obviously fucking
hands
me
and second PLEASE
MY HAND HAS CRAMPED
TEN TIMES IN THE
PAST FIVE MINUTES
me
THATS TWO CRAMPS
EVERY MINUTE
me
ONE CRAMP EVERY
THIRTY SECONDS
IM IN SO MUCH PAIN
seonghwa
why is your hand cramping
so much exactly
me
i bought some nice ass
fucking furniture to
replace my junk ass ikea
shit and i'm trying to
put it together BUT
THESE FUCKING SCREWS
ARE KILLING ME
me
I HAVE SIX BLISTERS
ON ONE HAND
me
HOW IS THAT EVEN
POSSIBLE
yunho
wait hold on
yunho
you think hands are
better than both ass
and titties
me
yes dude wtf
me
if i had to pick between
the two tho
me
i'm an ass man all the
way sorry
mingi
I TOLD YOU ASS FTW
yunho
WEEEEE ARE THE
CHAMPIONS MY
FRIIEEENNNDDDSSS
san
SUCK THAT SUCKAS
jongho
LMAO LOOOOSERSSS
yeosang
YOURE JUST CHOOSING
ASS BECAUSE THEY
WON THE ARGUMENT
THATS THE ONLY REASON
YOU SAID BOTH BEVAUSE
YOU WERE WAITING FOR
YUNAS VOTE AND YOU
KNEW HERS WOULD BE
THE WINNING VOTE
jongho
i know and that's why
you're all losers and i'm
the best at everything
jongho
out-sung, out-danced,
out-rapped all of your
faves
wooyoung
NOOOOOOOO
me
why're you even talking
about that y'all are
supposed to be respectful
men who don't care so
much for looks but more
for personality
san
lmao no
san
we're normal guys we
talk about vulgar things
too
seonghwa
honey i don't think you
understand the meaning
of vulgar
me
yeah a debate about
ass and tits is not vulgar
me
trUst me
san
tbh i don't trust you
that much
jongho
same
wooyoung
wouldn't even trust you
with a toothpick
yeosang
not even a fucking
baby toy
me
WHY DOESNT ANYONE
THINK IM TRUSTWORTHY
yunho
don't you have a broken
finger
me
yes?
me
how is that relevant
yunho
how'd you break it
me
dancing
yunho
uh huh
yunho
to what song
me
DOES IT MATTER
yunho
yes
me
FINE IT WAS GANGNAM
STYLE HAPPY
hongjoong
i'm sorry you broke a
finger dancing to gangnam
style
wooyoung
AND YOU TRAINED AS
A DANCER FOR SM ARE
YOU FREAKING KIDDING
ME
wooyoung
DID THEY PAD THE
DANCE STUDIO OR
WHAT
me
I WASNT ALWAYS
CLUMSY
yunho
no you used to be simply
reckless but now you are
really clumsy
jongho
it's probably old age
me
i'm younger than you
me
besides i have a reason
for being clumsy
mingi
go on tell us the reason
me
I HAVE WEIRD BLOOD
SUGAR OR SMTH
me
idk but i was doing my
own little choreography
to gangnam style and
in my choreo i was like
whipping my hair around
and then i passed out and
broke my finger it's not
that deep
seonghwa
hold on should you be
putting furniture together
with a broken finger or
with your weird blood
sugar
me
i haven't passed out
yet
me
and i broke my left pinky
my right hand is fine
me
EXCEPT FOR THESE
FUCKING CRAMPS AND
BLISTERS
yeosang
do you want someone
to come over and help
you
me
actually yeah are you
guys free rn
yeosang
well i can keep you
company but i don't
want to do anything
jongho
i can come help
san
i'll come
wooyoung
me too
mingi
I CAN BE HELPFUL
yunho
i have to drive them all
there so i can come help
too
seonghwa
hongjoong and i have
things to do today but
the others can totally
go and help you out
me
yay play date
yunho
no
san
PLAY DATE WITH YUNA
wooyoung
CAN I BRING SNACKS
jongho
OH LETS TAKE THAT
NEW CARD GAME WE
GOT
yeosang
can we play animal
crossing together??
mingi
so excited >.<
yunho
NOT A PLAY DATE
yunho
work
yeosang
ew not you being
responsible
wooyoung
yh who tf do you think
you are seonghwa
seonghwa
he's right you guys are
going to help not
play around and get in
the way
wooyoung
fine
jongho
ugh so boring
hongjoong
jongho put the game back
jongho
i don't even have it
hongjoong
i just watched you shove
it in a bag put it back
jongho
uuGHHHH FINE
mingi
you guys are so mean
seonghwa
that's life sweetheart
mingi
DONT CALL ME
SWEETHEART IN A
NEGATIVE WAY IT
SCARES ME
yunho
okay kids let's go
yeosang
ew
san
it's only okay when
seonghwa and hongjoong
hyung call us kids not
you you loser