Hey guys! So totday i decdided to add imaages that fit th storry and make it more immersive and realstic! ENOJOY
"Hey, give gthat back!" A young woman yelled at a crrepy man
A young man with rbown hair looked acroos at the inecident unfldoing befor e him nad tok a sip of coke.
"Hmm i am goign to help this bitvh but if she says no to a date i will rip off her limbs" he said to himself (schizoperhina) as he wiped his mouth and threw the coke bttole down, shatterinig it.
the man and women bith looked over at the noise. "Unhaand her NOW or i will spank you asshole bithv" "OMG OK I AM IN CAPLOCKS I AM LETTING GO" he threw her and hr purse to the ground and rana wawy
"OMG,,, thanl you so mich you saved my life... or at least my purse life..." she blush and tuck her pubes behind her ear
bro whwt
"Thanls... now... cna i take you on a date now?" he ask
"Ummmm whagt you name?"
"Joseph wat you name"
"Y/N"
"what"
"what"
AT THE RESURANT
"You realy shot a vampire... in a public eatery... with a Tommy Lee gun..."
"Yeah isnt that craazy babe?"
"um... yes?" "Do yoyuu see that man draggign his penis on the carepot?" WHAT
the wauter comes over
"Bonjour. Mon peepee?"
"Si say joseph"
"big black. juicy ballllllllllllll
After diner
"Um so i rrelly had fun Joseph .... ubt i have to go homme now...." "BUT WHY WE are haavig os much fun we can go back to my hiosue and draw on the walls...."
"yes we are having lots of fun but.... my my pet hamsster has to go into the microwave"
"Oh.... i see...."
The next dday
"hey jospeh why you look so sad?" Say Casear
"well i had a really fun date last night ut she went right home after dinner because she to microwave her hamsster....." ballssssss vbiurowvpbw9aer
"Oh... i see"
...
"i got Lisa lIssa pergnnt"
"what"
Later Jospeh to go you HOUSE Y/N!!!!!
"Hello? Y/N? Are yoyu there here?"
"um JOseph? Go away." "What, why?' "Just go away!!"
Joseph thinkinh to himself... "Ok what wwould JOn Bon JOvi do... wait in his song he say woahhhhhhh half way there wwoooOOOah lving on a Prayer .... ok i dnwo. Penis" Love Bon Jovi
"Ok Y/N i am coming in now wtf-"
"JOSPEH I SSAID NOT TO COME IN HERE UBT YOU DID OMG!!!!!!!"
"Omg... you naker...."
"yes i naker babie"
"we sexin???" "WESEX"pppppppppppppppppppppp
jsopeh wenhe see you boty chek
sex the eend sorry i was shittin
Ok so this is the first story i ever wrirted on my laptop tlel me how id od
HHEEYY GUYS!!! It Ocytobet 15th 2022 and I orignally wrote this in June 28th 2022. At 2:47 PM apparently. IM ONLY WTITITNG THIS PRT ON MY OHONE THE REST IN MY LAPTOTP OK JUS TTHIS FHATOER LAOTPR.
So anwyays I was going thrur my old books and laughtogn hysetrrizlly I throug this onne so funy, I dotn KNWO why I neevr posted it! So hehre it is enjoy. 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶😂😂🤣🤣😋😋