NOTE: This is a parody of the variety show “Floor is Lava” I will be using Enhypen, Aeri and Nari, Dark Moon: The Blood Altar, Tomorrow X Together and The Star Seekers characters for this parody :>>
I'm only gonna use my favorite scenes from the show in this one :D
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Season 1: Episode 1
Team: Ramyeonz and Niki
Location: The Basement, Level 1
#1: Gonna fall in or nah?
HS: *successfully climbs unto the second ten feet Easter Island head*
JK: *looks at HS* Okay, Heeseung
HS: I don't know how...I can't jump on it, and if I do, I'm gonna bash my face
( Heeseung's not loving his options )
HS: How do I do this without falling in– you know what guys? There's no way someone's doing this without falling in
NK: *looks at Heeseung*
HS: Okay, here we go ( Gathering his courage ) one...two...three! *Jumps and grunts as he successfully makes it to the third ten foot Eastern Island head*
JK: *gasping while smiling* How the hell did you do that?
HS: *smiling* Oh my god guys, I did it!
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#2: Niki, hurry up and get the staff! I don't think Jake's gonna hold on to the pyramid for much longer–
NK: ( on the elephant boxes ) Heeseung hyung, you got it?
JK: *struggling on the pyramid in the Basement and yells out to Niki in rage* NIKI GET THE STAFF??!! THERE IS NO WAY I CAN PUSH THAT DOWN! I'M GONNA FALL INTO THE LAVA
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#3: Jake, you need to take one for the team– as per what Niki says
HS: *struggling to hit the obelisk down with the staff Niki handed him*
NK: *staring at Jake on the pyramid* Jake hyung, you may have to take one for the team
JK: *looks at Niki in “what did you just say?*
NK: *repeating and rephrasing hiss sentence* Alright Jake hyung, you might have to take one for the team, just jump and push it
( Wait, did Niki just ask his Jake hyung to sacrifice himself? )
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#4: Down goes the obelisk, but down goes Jake to the merciless lava
JK: *slowly sliding down the pyramid* Guys, I'm gonna fall in. I'm gonna fall
HS: *still trying to take down the obelisk* Sorry guys
JK: Okay Heeseung, I'll go in. I'll go in *slowly sliding himself down the obelisk*
( Now did Jake say he was gonna sacrifice himself? )
JK: I'm gonna fall
NK: Jake hyung, just hang on
JK: No, Niki, I'm literally gonna fall. I'm slipping.
JK: *pushes down the obelisk and drowns into the lava*
HS: OH, NO! JAKEEEE!! *Says in a sad manner*
Meanwhile NK, yelling out Jake's name with a big smile: NO! JAKE HYUNG!!!
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Team, the 02z triplets
Location: The Basement, Level 1
#5: Moses Jino attempting to part the red lava– attempting is the key word
Jaan: Part the seas Jino!
Jino: *dramatically using the staff to recreate Moses parting the sea* Hiyah!
( Not sure that's it's intended purpose, also don't taunt the lava Jino )
Jino: I didn't do anything *gets hit by a lava blob* Alright alright, we get it!
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#6: Solon's done with Jaan too early
Jaan: *pointing to the wall of bugs* Imma climb. Imma be like a bug. Imma be like Nelly Furtado. I'll fly like a bird
Solon, just taking and painting and already has enough of Jaan's shit: Yeah, go for it
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#7: Is the sarcophagus our GRANDMA???
Jaan: *successfully takes down the sarcophagus* Is that our grandma?!
Jino: No, that's dead spirits Jaan.
Solon, shaking his head: It looks like grandma, Jaan.
Jino: *turning to Solon* We're cursed now *looking back to Jaan* You gotta throw salt over your shoulder
Solon: Don't step on his face Jaan. Be careful
Jaan: *stepping on the sarcophagus* I'm sorry, grandma. I don't mean to step on you but I gotta get across. I'm sorry, cover your eyes
Jino: Man Jaan, you're just walking all over faces
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#8: BOYS WE NEED TO MOVE!!
Jaan: alright *stabs the staff into the hole of the ark* That makes it a lot easier
Solon: Should I go this way? *Jumping towards another box*
Jino: *who is stuck on the pyramid* BOYS, WE NEED TO MOVE!!!
Jaan and Solon: WE KNOW JINO!!!
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#9: “USE THE MUSCLES THAT YOU WORKED SO HARD FOR?!” Jaan, 2022.
Jaan: Jino, you'll have to work your way over here. *Points to a place near the ark*
Jino: *looks at Jaan in disbelief while smiling* I can't hold myself up and then go over there
Jaan: USE YOUR MUSCLES THAT YOU WORKED SO HARD FOR?!
Solon: HE STOPPED WORKING OUT LAST WEEK?! HE'S WEAK! *on the elephant boxes*
Jaan: WHY'D YOU STOP WORKING OUT??!!
Jino: *trying to go down the pyramid* I WAS SAD!
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Season 2: Episode 2
Team: The Kickballers
Location: The giant game room
#10: I'm telling your Mama!
Eugene: Imma wait, this is slippery *riding on the twirling joystick*
Viken: Okay, Eugene. You got this, bro. You got it *sending support*
Soule: You got it Eugene! *Sending support from the darts circle*
Viken: Stick your landing!
Eugene: *successfully jumps to the dice that leads to the foosball game*
Viken: Yes! *Celebrating happily*
Eugene: Let's go! How about that? *Turns to look at Viken* Alright Viken, you gonna come over? You gotta come over here
Viken: *trying to balance to get to Eugene* This is moving!
Eugene: I need you to come over here!
Viken: I'm trying to....sir!
Eugene: *now on the foosball game* I'm telling your Mama if you don't get over here! I'm telling your Mama!
( Ooh, telling Mama is worse than falling into the lava )
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#11: Soule's got this, but does Viken got it though...?
Viken: Come on, Soule. You got this! *Sending support to Soule who is now climbing on the hanging jerseys*
Also Viken: *slowly looking away from Soule as he mutters to himself* But do I got this though?
( Uh, fairly concerning to hear the team's jack-of-all-trades say that. )
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#12: I think three should be next, Soule–
Soule: *now standing on a billiard ball and close to the dancing machine to dance and get his exit pass* Uhh, I need a little push
Viken: *helping Eugene on the foosball game* YOU GOT THIS SOULE!
Soule: *gathering courage* Okay, here we go! One, two...
Eugene: *flopping back unto the foosball game from the net* Watch me, Viken!
Soule: One, two... One, two... One, two... One, two... One, two...
( I think three is the next number you're looking for, Soule... )
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Season 1: Episode 4
Team: Tomorrow X Together hyung line
Location: The Kitchen, Level 1
#13: Beomgyu, the ignored team member
Soobin: Let's try this here *approaches the wall of knives*
Yeonjun: *following Soobin* Do you want to give that a go, Soobin?
Soobin: I can reach it
Beomgyu: Do you want Yeonjun hyung to go first so that he can help you?
Yeonjun, completely ignoring Beomgyu: *holding Soobin's hand to help him* Put your foot on to see if it's wobbly
Soobin: It's not wobbly
Yeonjun: You don't want any surprises *wrapping an arm around his hips and watches Soobin go first*
Beomgyu: *looking at Yeonjun* Hyung, are we conquering or dividing? Should I go over there? *Points to the pans hanging*
Yeonjun, still ignoring Beomgyu and looking at Soobin: Is it stable Soobin?
Beomgyu, whose question wasn't answered: 👁️👄👁️
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#14: An 185 cm falling into the lava
Soobin: *slowly yet neatly gets unto one of chairs near the table with Yeonjun following behind him*
Yeonjun: Do you need help, Soobin?
Soobin: *nodding*
Yeonjun: Alright, wait I'm coming.
Soobin: *attempting to jump to the table, it should be no problem since he has long legs...but...*
Soobin: Alright... *Takes a mighty leap years slips during the process and falls into the lava*
Yeonjun: NO SOOBINNN!!!
Beomgyu, who had just got on the kitchen island after going through the monkey bars with pans* I'M– IMPOSSIBLE, YOU ARE 185 CM TALL?! HOW COULD YOU FALL IN LIKE THAT??!
Soobin: *silently drowning in the lava*
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Season 2: Episode 6
Team: The Over Dramatics
Location: The giant game room
#15: Press the button, Sunoo!
Hueningkai: *pointing to the button close to the twirling joystick* Okay Sunoo, go that way and push that button. Just see what it does
( Okay, time to press play )
Sunoo: *jumping towards the twirling joystick while screaming in a very high note*
Taehyun: Okay, you got this Sunoo! Good stuff! Good stuff!
Hueningkai: Go, Sunoo! Go!
Sunoo: *twirling along with the joystick and presses the button with his feet and nothing happened*
Hueningkai: *now in disbelief* It's not a button? That's not a button?
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#16: Darts? Why are you so high up?
Taehyun: *now jumping unto the twirling joystick as he twirls around with it, trying to get the darts high up*
Sunoo: *now on the billiards pool* Taehyun, climb it!
Hueningkai: *gesturing to Taehyun as he struggles to climb the joystick* Climb it as if it was a tree! Like a palm tree! Think of Hawaii! Hawaii!
Also Taehyun: *groaning while trying to reach the darts* Ugh, why are the darts so high up???
( Uhhh Taehyun, we like to keep sharp stuff away from teenagers like you guys )
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#17: “Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god–” Hueningkai, 2022
Taehyun: *successfully taking the darts and throw one dart to release the dart circle for Hueningkai to use to travel to the hanging jerseys*
Hueningkai: *trying to jump towards the platform near the dart circle*
Also Hueningkai: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god–
Sunoo: *rolling his eyes, tired of Hueningkai repeating the same thing over and over again* HUENINGKAI, YOU'RE FINE?!
Taehyun: *rolling his eyes too*
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Season 1: I forgot which Episode it was
Team: DMTBA maknae line
Location: The study?? I guess(?)
#18: Walking into lava paradise in the study with Jakah, Shion and Noa
Shion: *walking into the study* Oh my gosh *covers his mouth in surprise of the set around him*
Jakah: Oh golly *also covers his mouth in surprise*
Meanwhile, Noa just walking in calmly with no fright: Oh, here we go *completely calm and collected*
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#19: The floor is....?
( Hello you three! Don't forget, don't fall in because the floor is... )
Shion and Jakah: Hot!
Noa: Dangerous.
The PA narrating the show in question in his head: isn't it supposed to be lava? 👁️👄👁️
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#20: Shion, you're too loud for both your teammates, Noa and Jakah–
Jakah: *stepping unto the stone to go through the wall and to the drawers in the study* Okay, I'm going here
Noa: *coming in to help Jakah reach* Here, I can help you
Shion, refusing to move: Noa, Jakah it's slippery?! *Almost slipping*
Jakah: just a little bit more Noa...
Noa: *lifting Jakah a bit more so that he can reach the things he's supposed to hold to get through*
Meanwhile Shion: *gets lightly splashed by lava* AHHHHHHHH?!!!?!?!!
Noa and Jakah: SHION?! YOU'RE TOO LOUD?!!!
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Season 1: The Planetarium, level 2
Team: The 02z linerz
#21: The Planetarium with the 02 linerz
Jay: *walking into the set* Okay? Okay....Okay.
Sunghoon: *espying the planets* Where are all the rings on the planets?
Jake: *finding the flat earth in the middle of the planets Sunghoon saw* See? See you guys? I told you that the earth is flat! *Gestures to the flat earth*
( A scientific discovery found out well done, Jake! )
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Season 2: Episode 1
Team: The Maknaes Squad
Location: The garage
#22: Get that groove going Niki! Instead of beatboxing, bust some moves instead Nishimura!
Sunoo: *entering the room* What? *Gasps in surprise of the set*
Jungwon: Wow! *Looks around in pure amazement of the Garage*
Niki: Oh my god! This is real! This is crazy! *Says with a huge grin*
Sunoo: *hyping Niki up* Go go go Niki! Bring the hype up! Do it!
Niki: Okay! *immediately busting up some dance moves while Jungwon and Sunoo hype him up*
Jungwon: *adding up beats*
Sunoo: *also adds some lyrics* The floor is lava so it's probably hot! Are we gonna fall? Probably not!
Them: [ all laughing after ]
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#23: Wow! Never knew Sunoo could jump that high?!!
Sunoo: *takes out a deep sigh* Okay, here we go *attempting to jump unto the treadmill*
Niki: *not even trying to mind what Sunoo's trying to do while minding his business with the swimming suit climbing* You got it Sunoo hyung!
Jungwon: *on the cymbal* Wait– are you sure though, Sunoo?
( Sunoo, not waiting for Niki to slow down the treadmill! A big time risk! )
Niki: *finally takes a look and drops his jaw* Sunoo hyung, are you cra–
Sunoo: *jumps and successfully lands unto the treadmill without falling* AND I LAND IT!
Jungwon: *looking at Sunoo with amazement* Whoo! Good job, Sunoo!
Niki: *being sarcastic yet also amazed* Oh my gosh Sunoo hyung, that's amazing– I didn't know you can jump that high!
Sunoo: *annoyed by Niki's sarcasm* Shut up Niki!
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Season 2: Episode 1
Team: The 02z triplets
Location: The garage
#24: The return of the 02z triplets! The introduction in Season 2
Jaan: I'm Jaan.
Jino: I'm Jino!
Solon: And I'm Solon
Jino: We're here to redeem ourselves
Them: *remembering their past trial in Season 1*
Jaan: Come with me if you want to live!
Solon: *falls hard from the cargo net*
Jino: *slips and falls from the pyramid*
Jaan: You know what'd be great this time around? If Jino doesn't look like a stranded cat stuck in a tree on that pyramid
Jino: If I'm a cat, I'd be limber. I have the potential–
Solon: *cuts him off while harshly gesturing to Jino* But you didn't show it!
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Season 2: The Kids' play room
Team: Once Upon a trio
Location: The Kids' play room
#25: Get moving now Avys!
Avys: Heli hyung, what are your waiting for? *Gestures to Heli to get going on the slide*
Heli: *chuckling* Alright *jumps to the drawer successfully*
Taho: *on the kiddie scribble board* Oh, that was a good jump Heli!
Heli: I got it! I got it!
Avys: Now, you're gonna have to dive in the slide now, Heli hyung–
Taho: Avys, stop coaching and get moving. You're the only one in the entrance
Avys, the only man standing at the very entrance of the set: 💀
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#26: OMG?! What's under the bed?!!
Heli: You got it Taho! You got it! *Sending moral support after sliding down the slide and unto a block*
Avys: *now standing on the very first circle on Newton's cradle* C'mon!
Heli, leaning in to try and see Taho: Oh, I see. You gotta need to push off
Taho: [ deeply exhaling ]
Avys: C'MON TAHO! YOU CAN DO IT!!
Heli: Be lower, Taho. You can do it!
Taho: OH MY GOD *swings and successfully makes it to one of the kids' beds*
( Taho has been working on his swings, but look out Taho, you know what's lurking under every kids' bed )
Taho: *screams out loud when he sees the monster arising out of the lava as he steps on the bed* OH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD– YO?!? ITS A MONSTER!!
Heli: *shouting back* ITS A DEMOGORGON?!!
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#27: Avys, Newton's cradle ain't moving if you ain't moving to the exit
Avys: *yelling out loud*
Taho: *looks at Avys* Why are you still there, you dumbhead?!
Avys: *pointing to Heli waiting for him on the other swings on the direction opposite to his* Heli hyung needs some....I need a...I'm not touching this *points to the lava*
Taho: Avys, you're gonna waste us more time if you keep on standing there
( Taho's right Avys, you should better start moving or else Newton's cradle can't guide you to where Heli is )
Avys: *takes a deep breath and jumps to Newton's Cradle. Closing his eyes as he takes some steps*
Heli: Avys! You're doing great!
Avys: *still not opening his eyes due to fear* Me and Newton....Me and Newton, we moving scientifically *finally opens his eyes and tries not to look down* Okay....okay!
Avys: *finally arriving to the titter totter where Heli's waiting for him. Taking a step to the titter totter, Avys almost slips into the lava as he starts yelling* AAAAHHHHHHH?!!!!
Taho: YOU'RE SO NOISY?! A SCAREDYCAT?!!
Also Avys:
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#28: The titter totter chaos with Avys + Heli laughing at his misery
Avys: *on the titter totter and he needs to crawl his way to the other side* oh! Oh my arms....my arms... *Groaning as he feels his arms losing strength from Newton's Cradle*
Avys: *sitting down on the titter totter* Gosh, I need to take a break
Taho in the distance: OH MY GOSH NO, YOU'RE WASTING TIME?!
( We hate to tell you this Avys but, you haven't reached the tricky part of the titter totter yet )
Avys: *immediately moving after Taho nags him from a distance. While crawling, Avys spots a button and presses it* ....There's nothing? *Looks up at the ceiling above him* Not even a soda or something?
Heli: *chuckling* Avys, there's no soda. This is a kid's room– AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AVYS, YOU SHOULD'VE LOOKED AT YOUR FACE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Avys: *making one move as he slightly slides down but manages to stay put as the titter totter immediately moves, making him scream out loud from his lungs* OH MY LORD THAT WAS TERRIFYING!
Heli: HAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOKED HILARIOUS AVYS!! AHAHAHAA!!
( Indeed Avys, Heli can rewind that scene of yours over, and over and over again )
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#29: A perfect three....or maybe not?
Heli's escape:
Taho: *screams as he almost falls from swinging to a pink bed*
Heli: *sitting on a rubix cube and steps on a surface that makes jumping to the exit easier to jump in* Okay guys, I'm going in
Taho, ushering: Go! Go, Heli hyung!
Heli: *jumps to the exit and brings one point to their team with the bell dinging*
All of them: [ yells out loud ]
Taho: YEAH!! THAT'S ONE IN, TWO OF US TO GO!!
Taho's escape:
Taho: Avys, your leg?!! *Screams at Avys almost falling from the hopscotch with lava*
Avys, saving himself: I'm okay!
Taho: *decides to jump unto the rubix cube, almost falling but manages to save himself from having a date with the lava*
Heli: *going to the edge of the exit swiftly as he advices Taho* Taho, come on down. It's easy, but don't trust it, it's slippery!
Taho: *nods and jumps for the exit, successfully making it as the bell dings out loud. Him and Heli hugging each other as they exit safely*
Avys's demise:
Heli: Come on Avys, you're the only one left for us to pass!
Taho: C'mon Avys! *Pumps him up*
Avys: *smiles as he jumps unto the ball that was close to the exit, but he lost his grip and fell into the lava*
Heli: *kneeling down* NO AVYSSS!!!
Taho: *also kneeling down too* OH NO AVYSSS!!! AVYSSS!!!
( And Avys is down! We had hope he could pass when he successfully passed the hopscotch, but then when he lost his grip on the ball, Avys brings their team two points and him being sacrificed )
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CUT! THANK YOU FOR READING!! Should I do more of The Floor Is Lava Parody with these fellas?